Who steals bowls?
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LostReefSponger
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Same with me man, only people that really come in my house is family or very close, trusted friends. Unfortunately "friends" are usually ones that steal or snitch on us so I make sure the people that are involved in my weed life are only people that would be affected by snitching or stealing from each other.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
what happens when they steal the guns??? lol..
W N L
Active Member
... A flaw... In my plan.... ? What the hell is going on??!?!?!???
Mel O'Cheddar
Active Member
The Spouse and I used to know 2 guys, we'll call them Chip and Pete. Pete was a fiend for whatever drugs were laying around, but he was still a close friend- and a MAJOR kleptomaniac. (In the end he stole a bunch of money from us. Fucker.) Chip was a part-time asshole, we didn't like each other but we ran in the same circles. There was no formal "Beef".
So anywhoo Pete came over one day with this pipe he said he stole from Chip. I laughed about it since I really didn't like Chip much. He said he wanted to leave it at my house. OK. It was a really pretty glass piece. I cleaned it up and we used it as our "Traveling" pipe.
So time passes on, and about 8 months later we're getting ready to go out one night and I found out Chip was going to be there. No biggie since we can be at the same table and not start a fistfight. Well, Chip's brother had died of a heroin overdose a few months previous. His brother was a total piece of shit, beat up his wife, went to jail, etc. etc. For some reason, being the kindhearted person I am, I decided this would be a good time to 'make the peace' and hand over the piece. So that night we were hanging in the parking lot for a minute, getting some fresh air, and I pulled him aside and said, "You know I didn't take this, but I'm not going to tell you how I got it. It fell out of the sky."
"Ha!" He said. "Pete gave it to you."
I stuck to my story and felt very Karma-correct about it for a while. But a few months later I ran into Chip and his girlfriend and asked him, "How's that pipe?"
"Oh," he said, "Someone dropped it in the parking lot of my apartment and it shattered."
I could have kept that pipe and given it a loving home. But someone else had stolen it, and by harboring it I felt partly guilty and returned it to its rightful owner. The rightful owner, being a doofus and dickweed, turned around and broke it.
So what the fuck is the moral of this story? Be careful of who comes into your house! What would Chip have thought if for some reason he ended up at my place and saw that pipe in my pipe drawer?!
So anywhoo Pete came over one day with this pipe he said he stole from Chip. I laughed about it since I really didn't like Chip much. He said he wanted to leave it at my house. OK. It was a really pretty glass piece. I cleaned it up and we used it as our "Traveling" pipe.
So time passes on, and about 8 months later we're getting ready to go out one night and I found out Chip was going to be there. No biggie since we can be at the same table and not start a fistfight. Well, Chip's brother had died of a heroin overdose a few months previous. His brother was a total piece of shit, beat up his wife, went to jail, etc. etc. For some reason, being the kindhearted person I am, I decided this would be a good time to 'make the peace' and hand over the piece. So that night we were hanging in the parking lot for a minute, getting some fresh air, and I pulled him aside and said, "You know I didn't take this, but I'm not going to tell you how I got it. It fell out of the sky."
"Ha!" He said. "Pete gave it to you."
I stuck to my story and felt very Karma-correct about it for a while. But a few months later I ran into Chip and his girlfriend and asked him, "How's that pipe?"
"Oh," he said, "Someone dropped it in the parking lot of my apartment and it shattered."
I could have kept that pipe and given it a loving home. But someone else had stolen it, and by harboring it I felt partly guilty and returned it to its rightful owner. The rightful owner, being a doofus and dickweed, turned around and broke it.
So what the fuck is the moral of this story? Be careful of who comes into your house! What would Chip have thought if for some reason he ended up at my place and saw that pipe in my pipe drawer?!
PappaBear
New Member
When your at work we will smoke your stash with your girl and I will steal your firing pins! Damn that would suck! lol
haha
On a hunting trip i poured out the powder for about 10 .270 rounds and put the slug back in the jacket while my buddy was sleeping.. he was so pissed cuz the rifle was new and he thought it was fucked.. the primer pushed em out but it was so funny to watch.. when it looked like he was about to shed a tear on spending so much on a busted rifle, I gave myself up! He was relieved and needless to say I got frogged!
Luger187
Well-Known Member
they already did! haha
i would be worried about my girl having people over and smoking your weed. also they probably know you grow now too
tip top toker
Well-Known Member
I'd say who gives a fuck, the girlfriends replacing it right.. no rhetoric there.
W N L
Active Member
Ey, Gave this one some thought, what ill have to do is get enough so you can't carry them all.
Screw the 4 I have, time to get 5 more. !
Total Head
Well-Known Member
if you don't know right off the bat who the sticky fingers is you need to seriously reevaluate who you let in your house. in my circle when something goes missing it's always pretty obvious who it was (she's my friend's neice and she always smokes everyone up so we usually let it slide. little stuff.) also if you for some reason can't lock everything up then your house isn't a very good party spot. at least not for you. your girl should buy you a new peice though.
canuckgrow
Well-Known Member
nice friend has a party at your place...smokes the party up with your stash then loses your pipe.....time for some new friends.
Dizzle Frost
Well-Known Member
thats some fukt up shit!
smoke a bowl outa yur least fav bowl..think about how mad you are and how much you miss it...work up some anger ..make a list and go get yur bowl back LOL
OR
send yur woman on a bowl hunt to replace yur baby
either way i feel for you mang
smoke a bowl outa yur least fav bowl..think about how mad you are and how much you miss it...work up some anger ..make a list and go get yur bowl back LOL
OR
send yur woman on a bowl hunt to replace yur baby
either way i feel for you mang
Dj1209
Well-Known Member
Yeah for sure I wouldn't even have a party at my place and I have all my valuables money, weed, papers, and paraphernalia in a safe bolted to my floor you got to have your valuables on lockdown.
smokinmayne
Well-Known Member
everybody is sketchy these days. i use to trust anyone i met. pshhh.. thats a big fail right there