Dumbest Thing Ever Done While High

Urca

Urca

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ah i smoked before school one day and went two hours late and got pulled over by a cop, had to drop my sack, and sit in inschool suspension all day for being "truant". mind you im pretty gone and trying to keep cool, while my best friend is acting the fool cause we got caught together.
 
shmow52

shmow52

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Urca said:
ah i smoked before school one day and went two hours late and got pulled over by a cop, had to drop my sack, and sit in inschool suspension all day for being "truant". mind you im pretty gone and trying to keep cool, while my best friend is acting the fool cause we got caught together.
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when shit like that happens... i normally whisper, "let me do the talking" lol.
 
Daath

Daath

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Played patty-cake on this girls ass as she leaned out the drive-through.

Jumped out of a second story window onto a trampoline, and then flew sideways onto the rail damn near breaking my wrist.

I know. Lame.
 
ThaConspiracy

ThaConspiracy

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The dumbest shit i ever did high was pull up at the gas station.. parked at the pump.. actually hit the gas door release button.. go inside and grabbed some munchies and a soda.. paid for the munchies.. told the cashier to give me 20 dollars on the pump number i was parked at.. walked outta the store... got in my car and drove home.. Parked.. got out.. Looked at my gas door open and said FUCKKKK i never got my gas!!! then i just stood there debating if i had enough gas to make it back to the gas station.. i said fuck it and went in the house and ate my most expensive bag of funyuns ever.
 
benny blanco

benny blanco

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I ordered a electric guitar, amp and a whole drumset from guitar center thinking I could learn 2 instruments... I still have it in storage lol
 
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GanjaFresh

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I was so high, weed and coke. So my teacher yelled at me, I'm like "wdf did you say, say that to my face fagget" den i was about to punch my teacher in the face and like 3 of my friends came and held me back, got suspended for 2 weeks.
 
Zeplike

Zeplike

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I have a dumb aass story of being not high on bud but on bars and alcohal. I shot a hole through my flat screen with a stolen .22 magnum :wall:
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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I got away . Me and some buddies in college were smoking blunts in the dug out when the cops rolled up and we ran. I lost both of my shoes in the mud and had to dig them out.

My RA saw me when I came back to the dorms and was like damn wtf happened to you. I just smiled and kept walking.
 
Urca

Urca

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oh wow... like two saturdays ago we almost got stopped for being at a park at 1:30 in the morning, but the cop just left the spotlight on us til he saw us leave the park, then we went back and took out our hidden alcohol.... lol we were getting fucked up when the cop saw us
*obviously you can tell that we're all just 18*
 
Total Head

Total Head

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when i was a kid we were at some party and went outside to smoke. we were sitting in some grass and someone told a funny joke, and when i slapped the ground laughing my hand landed in some fresh dog shit. a buddy once lit his coat sleeve on fire and lit a blunt off it thinking it was the zippo flame. now THAT was funny. too bad there were no camera phones. both of these happened in the same summer. good times.
 
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