Dumbest Thing Ever Done While High

Urca

Urca

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I was smoking with some friends and this guy hit it so hard it made him puke, and then we got to telling stupid stories about stuff like that, and my friend said her cousin laughed so hard getting high that she peed her pants... im like wtf? does this shit happen to you or people you know?
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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One memorable stunt I performed while very stoned & just a bit drunk was sometime in 1974, I managed to to execute a beautiful swan dive off the center span of the Card Sound Bridge in Florida at around 2:00 am.
Not the smartest thing I've ever done, but definitly the last for that type of dumbassery !
 

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chillwills

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I was making macaroni and cheese and I held out a strainer in front of me (no,not over the sink) and I dumped the boiling water and macaroni in and the hot water went all over the floor and my feet.
 
Balzac89

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Watched my buddy use a wooden mallet to hit a finishing nail into a piece of scrap wood. Except the first hit the mallet picked up the nail and the second hit slammed the nail through the tip of his pointer finger.

lol He was like ahhhhh should i pull it out? and then he goes you pull it out!!!1 I was like no fuckin way time to go to the hospital
 
GanJulia

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chillwills said:
I was making macaroni and cheese and I held out a strainer in front of me (no,not over the sink) and I dumped the boiling water and macaroni in and the hot water went all over the floor and my feet.
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :( :(

My girl friend hit the bong and puked twice on time at my house :-P lol she had to shove it down my kitchen sink disposal. fresh pizza.

Me, personally though, one time I lived in my moms basement and there was a door to the backyard. I took about 5 straight minutes tryna put on my sneakers without socks so I could take two steps out my back door to smoke. I was clearly high enough at that point. My friend laughed so hard she almost peed her pants :D
 
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smokajoe

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well lol on 4/20 the restaurant that I went to I had to go to the bathroom, I was so baked that I stood waiting for the person to get outta the stall, after ten minutes or so I was like wtf, so I sat there and pushed the door, proceeded to stand another 5 minutes, a group formed behind me trying to get into the restroom, eventually it hit me! Maybe I should pull the door open! AHA IT WORKED! LOL the people had to know I was heavily medicated or something at that point.........​

 
chillwills

chillwills

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GanJulia said:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :( :(

My girl friend hit the bong and puked twice on time at my house :-P lol she had to shove it down my kitchen sink disposal. fresh pizza.

Me, personally though, one time I lived in my moms basement and there was a door to the backyard. I took about 5 straight minutes tryna put on my sneakers without socks so I could take two steps out my back door to smoke. I was clearly high enough at that point. My friend laughed so hard she almost peed her pants :D
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I guess I was so high the only thing my brain processed was "pour the macaroni/water into the strainer".

LOl. I didn't get seriously burned or anything. As soon as the water hit the floor and splashed on my feet I sobered up almost right away. Funny as shit.
 
Dj1209

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Not really the dumbest thing I've done but I was smoking before school a couple weeks ago and basically I forgot to go to school....
 
Sr. Verde

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Dj1209 said:
Lol shit like that happens to me all the time I rind my phone in the fridge atleast 2 times a week.
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Yeah I think those are the best examples :lol:

unlike throwing your phone in the trash by accident, it takes a verrrrry inebriated mindset to consider MILK and PANTRY logical connections :lol:
 
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Rj41

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smokajoe said:
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well lol on 4/20 the restaurant that I went to I had to go to the bathroom, I was so baked that I stood waiting for the person to get outta the stall, after ten minutes or so I was like wtf, so I sat there and pushed the door, proceeded to stand another 5 minutes, a group formed behind me trying to get into the restroom, eventually it hit me! Maybe I should pull the door open! AHA IT WORKED! LOL the people had to know I was heavily medicated or something at that point.........​
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That's hilarious!!!

With me it was just the opposite, I was pulling instead of pushing!!
 
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smokajoe

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Rj41 said:
That's hilarious!!!

With me it was just the opposite, I was pulling instead of pushing!!
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haha its funny......our waiter was like well you all have a good 4/20? haha and it struck me is he asking cuz he knows were blazed, is it his sterotype or did he witness my bathroom problems LOL
 
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