If You Could, What Animal Would You Be, and Why?

BadAndy

BadAndy

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he first time i saw this i thought the thing was named slow loris not that it WAS a slow loris
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as for me Id be a sasquatch and mess with hikers once in a while while i live in d hills
 
Tenner

Tenner

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racerboy71 said:
damn, that thing was pretty cool..
this is basically what i saw the day with the hawk, cept mine went under the water for a second or two...[video]http://youtu.be/MeNjY36o_m8[/video]
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Well, long story cut short some years ago my dad saw a documentary claiming Peregrine Falcon`s, while nesting will kill excess chicks in the nest. Meaning if there is 3 chicks in the nest, its better for a human to bring up the 3rd as it would be killed from the battle for food with other chicks.. I didn`t look into this but my dad wanted the bird and he got it anyways (from the rocks in his stone quarry). I had an amazing time with that bird, I used to catch it all sorts of foods, we used to go and fly it and it was tamer than a budgie (I know this isn`t the right way to bring up a bird of prey, but I was about 10 years old at the time...)

This is exactly what he looked like :)


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What a bird this guy is!! Its the fastest travelling animal on this planet with a speed of over 300km while diving onto prey :) This bird was tame enough to sit on my shoulder with its talons and nibble my earlobe, I could give it a piece of meat the size of a lentil, stuck to my fingertip and he would gently take it with his beak.

At the end, we let it go into the wild (I was crying at this point) and my dad greatly underestimated the amount of effort to keep such an animal. Unless you devote your life for an animal like this, there is no point in captivating them.

But yeah, I could be one of these guys :D Oh and he looks kinda friendly in the picture but he is a cold blooded killer :) I brought this guy up from when he was a chick. Had about 50 white fluffy feathers on him and looked like a plucked chicken when he arrived :D

I do have a bond with him and ever since he was let go, I keep thinking I see him circling above my car or house, changed countries now though :)
 
GreenArmyVet

GreenArmyVet

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A bird-preferably a falcon, hawk, or eagle. Then again pigeons are sure to have some fun shitting all over everyone and everything! hmmm
 
tje22

tje22

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I'd say a 2 year old little boy, and know what I know now. (who else can get away with grabbing random girls tits) lol ;)
 
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Bobjoe

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I'd be a muthafuckin snake and I'd be on a muthafuckin plane !!! But for real I'd be a cat chillin, top billin, milk sippin, cat nipin.
 
Tenner

Tenner

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Bobjoe said:
I'd be a muthafuckin snake and I'd be on a muthafuckin plane !!! But for real I'd be a cat chillin, top billin, milk sippin, cat nipin.
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I smuggled a live cornsnake out of the UK border once, it was hillarious. Had him in a little cardboard paracetamol box, lol

Imagine it getting lose on the plane? It was bright orange-white and had pink eyes and about a foot long lol
 
mygirls

mygirls

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i would be an eagal. pretty much top of the food chain for birds of prey.. i would always be higher then a kit..... looking down on all the bullshit..
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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I have an evil Chihuaha.She has chased Pit bulls out of the yard hanging from there nutz.Raised around my German Shepherds a Hawk or Eagle snatched her off the ground and she went into Manson Mode he let go but she took a nasty fall.Too small for painkillers so I kept her High for a week and she is all better.Still mean as fuck though.Its open season for big birds here now.
 
Icyblaze

Icyblaze

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The Cryptkeeper said:
What the fuck are you going to do to a Rhinoceros. LMAO Not even young rhinos fall prey to Tigers. The only predator they have is the same with every animal.
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what am i gonna do? im gonna rip it apart.. rhinos are slow and can only attack with its fat ass horn.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Icyblaze said:
what am i gonna do? im gonna rip it apart.. rhinos are slow and can only attack with its fat ass horn.
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One, you said the YOU, YOU, personally YOU, would do the job, You're not really badass if you can't really whoop anybodies ass personally.

Two, no you wouldn't. LOL Maybe a pack of tigers could take down a young Rhino all alone, but even I doubt that. Rhino hide is bullet proof. At least pistol bullet proof.

Three, a full grown Rhino would fucking decimate a pack of tigers. BTW, tigers are solitary organisms. ;)
 
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