If You Could, What Animal Would You Be, and Why?

worm5376

worm5376

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There clipped so they don't fly away I have 5 birds worth about 3 thousand. I would be pissed if my birn flew away. And they do. They couldn't survive in the wild so I'm doin what's right... but I see what you mean. Think I should just put them on string and fly them like kites?lol

april said:
If my owner clipped my wings i would poop on them or peck at them every chance i had, that is cruel i wont even declaw my cats
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shmow52

shmow52

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worm5376 said:
There clipped so they don't fly away I have 5 birds worth about 3 thousand. I would be pissed if my birn flew away. And they do. They couldn't survive in the wild so I'm doin what's right... but I see what you mean. Think I should just put them on string and fly them like kites?lol
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taking wings away from birds is like giving a lobotomy to a human...
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
thedoc08 said:
I think having a non-declawed cat is much more inhumane. Back when my roommate lived here, his piece of shit cat would scratch me, and I would kick or backhand it in some way to get 5+ feet of insta-cat-travel, typically resulting in it smashing into a table or stand or dresser or wall of some sort. If his cat was declawed it wouldn't have been involuntarily rapidly moved into objects so many times.
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Your comments are not disturbing, me laughing at them is
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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worm5376 said:
There clipped so they don't fly away I have 5 birds worth about 3 thousand. I would be pissed if my birn flew away. And they do. They couldn't survive in the wild so I'm doin what's right... but I see what you mean. Think I should just put them on string and fly them like kites?lol
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I killed at least 5 birds today. Do you think if I nursed the survivors back to health instead of bagging them that I could sell them for $600 a pop?
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
shmow52 said:
cat gets chased by dog, tries to run up tree, gets eaten...
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my cat and dog are best bud's.. my dog is constantly trying to get some pussy from the pussy.. its one of the funniest things to see.. the worst part is that the cat instigates it like 80% of the time.. she'll all go up and put her head down and put her fat ass right in the dog's face.. the dog being a man, can only resist for so long, lol...
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
worm5376 said:
There clipped so they don't fly away I have 5 birds worth about 3 thousand. I would be pissed if my birn flew away. And they do. They couldn't survive in the wild so I'm doin what's right... but I see what you mean. Think I should just put them on string and fly them like kites?lol
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Ever put a fly on a string, soo amusing
 
......

......

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That parasite that swims up your dick mixed with a hippo.
You got probably the mosted feared creature in the world and the most dangerous animal mixed in one
 
worm5376

worm5376

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We don't take there wing away, simply clipped so if they do fly they can only do short strides. some people clip the beak, but I don't pratice that..
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
thedoc08 said:
I was being serious using a humorous anecdote. If people declawed their cats they would be hit less by people that don't like worthless animals.
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Maybe if your pant legs did not smell like tuna, they would leave u alone
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
...... said:
That parasite that swims up your dick mixed with a hippo.
You got probably the mosted feared creature in the world and the most dangerous animal mixed in one
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lol.. i thought that we would get some good answers here ...'s, lmao.. i saw s show on that fish.. that thing is lilke almost 2 inches or so long as it is, i'm pretty scrared of it as is, never mind mixing it with a hippo.. that would just be insanity...
 
akgrown

akgrown

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A Slow Loris so I can live life in slow motion. Or maybe a Gibbon they have sex all day long.
 
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