Sister's Friend Freak outs and Attacks her After Taking One Hit...

[valjean]

hahaha or something we do as good hearted prank down south, load up a bowl with something weird (dmt, dolt, salvia, crack, etc) then cover it in weed and hand it to someone with a smile on your face and a "here ya go buddy a green one for ya!"

 

[ChubbySoap]

*shakes fist outraged*
you'd suddenly have one of your electrical outlets stuffed full of raw chicken liver for that....prank...as you call it

maybe a curtain rod...or the nice hollow spot once you remove the caster from your chair...oh yes...
half an onion would also be lovingly put in the bottom of your potted plants to await watering as well....

 

[thedoc08]

That's far from a good hearted prank.

 

[valjean]

right? i never even realized how offensive that would be to most people till i left my hometown....

chicken in electrical sockets.... still trying to wrap my mind around that.

 

[thedoc08]

It's OK, not a whole lot of good ideas or intelligent people have come from the south anyhow.

 

[valjean]

yeah but at least its not full of cheesers like the west coast. and people up north are just as dumb we are just louder about it.

 

[valjean]

also its not offensive down there cause we keeps it real and everyone knows a lil deemsters or some hard wont kill ya

long live the dirty south

 

[thedoc08]

yeah but at least its not full of cheesers like the west coast. and people up north are just as dumb we are just louder about it.

Actually the average person from NY that I would consider a moron somewhere in the 20th percentile IQ range would probably be in the 95th percentile in most of the south. I would assume that goes for most of the north since our schools are better and more adequately funded.

 

[grow space]

hahaha or something we do as good hearted prank down south, load up a bowl with something weird (dmt, dolt, salvia, crack, etc) then cover it in weed and hand it to someone with a smile on your face and a "here ya go buddy a green one for ya!"

you can fill my pipe always with dmt, cas i aint able to find it.SHIT!

 

[valjean]

Actually the average person from NY that I would consider a moron somewhere in the 20th percentile IQ range would probably be in the 95th percentile in most of the south. I would assume that goes for most of the north since our schools are better and more adequately funded.

meh schools and tests are not really a good measure of intelligence..

 

[thedoc08]

meh schools and tests are not really a good measure of intelligence..

Obviously since you belong in the south, I have to explain that statement to you.

I'm not using schools to measure intelligence. I never mentioned tests. Now that we've established your response didn't address any of what I said, let's move on to what I did say.

Actually the average person from NY that I would consider a moron somewhere in the 20th percentile IQ range would probably be in the 95th percentile in most of the south.

Translated so you can understand it: People from NY (presumably people from the north in general) are smarter than people in the south.

I would assume that goes for most of the north since our schools are better and more adequately funded.

Translated so you can understand it: I'd assume that the reason people from the north are smarter than people from the south is because we have better schools, and they get more money to teach kids more things.


Now if I had said that people from the north are more intelligent because they test higher and do better in school, then I probably wouldn't assume you live in SC, GA, AL, LA, AS, OK, or TX.


While we are on the subject of gauges of intelligence, I would certainly say that having to repeat myself 4 times to a majority of the people I encounter while they look at me with their low-IQ face and say "uhhhh," is a pretty good measure of intelligence.

 

[valjean]

Obviously since you belong in the south, I have to explain that statement to you.

I'm not using schools to measure intelligence. I never mentioned tests. Now that we've established your response didn't address any of what I said, let's move on to what I did say.

Translated so you can understand it: People from NY (presumably people from the north in general) are smarter than people in the south.


Translated so you can understand it: I'd assume that the reason people from the north are smarter than people from the south is because we have better schools, and they get more money to teach kids more things.


Now if I had said that people from the north are more intelligent because they test higher and do better in school, then I probably wouldn't assume you live in SC, GA, AL, LA, AS, OK, or TX.


While we are on the subject of gauges of intelligence, I would certainly say that having to repeat myself 4 times to a majority of the people I encounter while they look at me with their low-IQ face and say "uhhhh," is a pretty good measure of intelligence.

oh i see i missed the word "IQ" which is even less substantial... those iq "tests" having been shown to be racially biased.

im sorry if some of my southern brethren took your brown cherry. but you guys have about the same level of dipshit redneck population from what i can tell...

 

[valjean]

so tell me how do you measure IQ without tests, you have a laser beam that reads out IQs? surely you with your vastly superior northern intellect have invented such a ray?

 

[valjean]

you said IQ how are you not talking about IQ tests? what the fuck? you think im the one who's to stupid to talk with thats funny....

that is not the original what the hell are you talking about?

 

[thedoc08]

hold on, somethings fucked up with my quotes.

 

[valjean]

where do you get your statistics concerning IQ without tests? or schools?

you sure do approach discourse in a... roundabout sorta way, maybe evasive is a better word.

and yeah you are way to ready to talk smack on the south butt rape is the most likey cause of that.

EDIT; didnt see the last post.

 

[thedoc08]

Stupid fucking bold-ing bug keeps fucking my quote up.

You're almost too dumb to talk to, anyhow...

I'm not talking about IQ tests, that was simply a figurative illustration of the intelligence gap. If you care to respond to the original post, here it is all translated and put together for you:

People from NY (presumably people from the north in general) are smarter than people in the south. I'd assume that the reason people from the north are smarter than people from the south is because we have better schools, and they get more money to teach kids more things.

im sorry if some of my southern brethren took your brown cherry.

That's about as mature as putting crack in someone's bowl. Unsurprising for someone such as yourself to resort to that.

but you guys have about the same level of dipshit redneck population from what i can tell...

Given the geographical absurdity of that statement, I'd love to see the resources you used to come to your conclusion.

 

[valjean]

you didnt fix it....

 

[valjean]

ohhh i see people up north are smarter figuratively not for real....

give me a minute i can make up statistics too.

sorry for inferring things from your original post but being from the north i wouldn't expect you to be capable of inference or to understand the concept.

and the rednecks... well you all deny thats what you are but a bunch of crackers with no cultural enrichment are rednecks too me no matter where the fuck they prop up their shit shacks.

 

[thedoc08]

This whole thing was opinion, tell me you weren't too infatuated with maneuvering your chaw around your few remaining teeth to realize that I did not IQ test everyone in the north and everyone in the south for my post.