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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....
I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also
celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man
asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized
eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chicken s become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I know it is a commercial but the dog is just too cool. lol

[video=youtube;X2SjW8Qxfqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2SjW8Qxfqg[/video]
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Home Depot Scam

A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers in the area. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Jan. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also Feb. 1st, 5th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again
This upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

[FONT=&quot]P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each.[/FONT]
 
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StonedPony

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Dirty Harry

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The thing is, all those strange things will probably make one millionaire.

StonedPony said:
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