StonedPony
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dont they have dogs that sniff out only dead bodies ....llike in earthquake.....or buried alive or muder victems burried........like for a long time after it happens? thought I saw something about that one time.....
Police dogs: how well can they smell bud?
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keifcake
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Yea they have specifically for shit like that... Bottom line if a dog shows your fucked regardless... They can pick select peices of food thats real small mixed up outta sumin by smelling it. If the dog has been trained to smell whatever it is that you got, regardless of what it is and what it is hidden in/masked with its over
StonedPony
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yea I agree
Smoke Friend
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A dog once randomly came up to my friend and started barking in the middle of a park, turned out to be a police guy off work taking hes dog out for some air, lost 25g of hashish.
newatit2010
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Back in my army days we use to burn insence all the time drove the dogs crazy. The dogs came in done a few circles and ran out. Funny as hell.
StonedPony
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I just thought you were trolling for bears.
geewhizimtheshiz
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yeah dude, the reason why i asked about a can, i have a can that looks like just a legit food product can and i hide my shit there.
wondering if i should fill the can with coffee grounds and hide my bag in between?
i've heard so many stories about dogs not finding shit when it's hidden somewhere in a car or what have you.
i guess it depends how the dog was trained, i suppose.
wondering if i should fill the can with coffee grounds and hide my bag in between?
i've heard so many stories about dogs not finding shit when it's hidden somewhere in a car or what have you.
i guess it depends how the dog was trained, i suppose.
StonedPony
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the dogs nose will smell the coffee as coffee and pot as pot.....their sences dont get mixed up..............if trained to sniff pot .......there is a very distinct possiblity of you getting busted
geewhizimtheshiz
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i guess i would be fucked regardless..shit.
i have a fucking police scare right now and i really dont want to cut my mary jane out of my life.
sigh..
Michael Phelps
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Just shove the bag up your pooter anytime you go anywhere, when the dog goes crazy for your crotch just play it off like you have a magic vagina 
Or
You could take my uncle's advice... "Sprinkle an 8ball of coke all over the floor of your car, that way hopefully the dog get's a couple whiff's and get's to high to notice the drugs... Or if the dog does find your stash, fuck atleast you know you got that fucking dog" -- Uncle Chuck
Or
You could take my uncle's advice... "Sprinkle an 8ball of coke all over the floor of your car, that way hopefully the dog get's a couple whiff's and get's to high to notice the drugs... Or if the dog does find your stash, fuck atleast you know you got that fucking dog" -- Uncle Chuck
Michael Phelps
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Please, do explain *pull's up a chair
geewhizimtheshiz
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good points here:Just shove the bag up your pooter anytime you go anywhere, when the dog goes crazy for your crotch just play it off like you have a magic vagina
Or
You could take my uncle's advice... "Sprinkle an 8ball of coke all over the floor of your car, that way hopefully the dog get's a couple whiff's and get's to high to notice the drugs... Or if the dog does find your stash, fuck atleast you know you got that fucking dog" -- Uncle Chuck
a) i have a magical vagina, it has been proven.
b) i have thought about hiding it in my snatch...could the dog reeeally smell anything up there? fuck, after all, it's inside me lol.
Michael Phelps
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Does the cock come out gold after or what? If so, can we set up a meet and greet please?
Yeah im pretty sure the dog would still be able to smell it, to be honest you would probably have to have a pretty dirty snatch to cover up the aroma of dank... Hmmm which now that i think about it, just drink tons and tons of Dr. Pepper, it's said that it can make a girl's vag pretty potent lol, i thought it was a roomer but it's definitely not.
geewhizimtheshiz
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ahahaha,Does the cock come out gold after or what? If so, can we set up a meet and greet please?
Yeah im pretty sure the dog would still be able to smell it, to be honest you would probably have to have a pretty dirty snatch to cover up the aroma of dank... Hmmm which now that i think about it, just drink tons and tons of Dr. Pepper, it's said that it can make a girl's vag pretty potent lol, i thought it was a roomer but it's definitely not.
shit, anyone's vag becomes lethal after probably a day or two of not showering.
source of that fact? me while hiking out of my backpack for about 2 weeks.
Michael Phelps
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Lol that may be true haha... So camping and oral sex is a no go then?
Well it's not so much as fact as it is experience... Let's just say one night i hooked up with a good friend who loves Dr. Pepper, she is very hygienic, so id bet my money the smell came from the first rather then the later..
HarryCarey
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I know mythbusters busted it but isn't cayenne pepper supposed to help because it gets in there nose and irritates
