I'm Not Looking For A Handout, I Just Need A Little Help.

[d.s.m.]

I'm getting older, and my eyes just aren't what they used to be. I need a bigger TV in a bad way. By bigger, I mean at least 60", HD, and flat. No projection, please. Plasma or LCD only.

I know it's a lot to ask, and I'm ashamed to have to come to you folks for this, but you are my only hope. If one of you could buy this for me, or even if a few of you need to pitch in to make it happen, it would mean the world to me.

I love you guys. You're like the family I never had.

 

[Devildog93]

Smart ass......LOL +rep

 

[80mg]

Hey with that being said. I am in need of alchol money. I know your people on the internet ill never meet and would have to be insane to give free shit or money to be but could I get some dough?

But seriously whats up with the panhandleing on RIU? You got craigslist. Mad ppl give shit away.

 

[irieie]

no one needs a tv. that shit rots your brain and your eyes. i also wish free shit fell on my lap. i feel you.

 

[80mg]

ojay im dumb this is obsly a joke lmao.

 

[Louis541]

cue 60 pages of replies.... Do you own a vagina? if not cue 2 pages

 

[shmow52]

hmmmmm this reminds me of a certain thread.....

 

[chillwills]

just move the couch closer to the TV lol

 

[Devildog93]

ojay im dumb this is obsly a joke lmao.

I hope so. Maybe he wasnt here earlier....but I think so. Either way, funny. lol

 

[80mg]

That lady was hot though...wonder how many suckers she gets everyday?

 

[a mongo frog]

ill buy for u if u show us your tits,

 

[Devildog93]

cue 60 pages of replies.... Do you own a vagina? if not cue 2 pages

Fuckin awesome ahahaha ......glad I got rid of them sharts earlier. lol

 

[StonedPony]

Im running like hell......not staying here and Id advise all to do same

 

[HighLowGrow]

I leave for 2.5 hrs......and this!!!!!

 

[taipanspunk]

I leave for 2.5 hrs......and this!!!!!

lol same here... but I see humor in all of this.

 

[kether noir]

reminds me, do not put babies in microwaves........does not end well.....

 

[Serapis]

I guess no one has ever accused you of being compassionate, huh?

A TV? vs roof over head.... I see the similarities... ;p

I'm getting older, and my eyes just aren't what they used to be. I need a bigger TV in a bad way. By bigger, I mean at least 60", HD, and flat. No projection, please. Plasma or LCD only.

I know it's a lot to ask, and I'm ashamed to have to come to you folks for this, but you are my only hope. If one of you could buy this for me, or even if a few of you need to pitch in to make it happen, it would mean the world to me.

I love you guys. You're like the family I never had.

 

[Louis541]

My girlfriend REALLY wants a stripper pole. If RIU funds it I'll be sure to post a vid of her breaking it in. ;D

 

[robert 14617]

send me your address , i'm not giving you a tv i want to come over and watch it on the weekends

 

[Serapis]

Do we really want to see that?

My girlfriend REALLY wants a stripper pole. If RIU funds it I'll be sure to post a vid of her breaking it in. ;D