morning m8 i am shitebag that much is true lolGood morning all, sambo u still a shitebag, dura good to see you can still type even if its with 1 finger. lol. As for that guy in the toilet with the bounce, would never have got myself into that situation, got to keep your wits about you if your up to no good
a half joint stuck to ya cheek rainz lmfao that made me larf m8 was ya abit stoned last night by nechance lolMornin all, just woke up with half a joint stuck to my cheek, had to post aint done it for a long time lol smoked myself into a coma
LOL yea just a bit, day off today so im gona enjoy it despite the rain, i feel well monged out tho might have to pop to camden for some pie 'n' mash. U alrite sambo??? .............Glad to see ur still about dura, would have been a shame to lose RIU's own frankie boyle lol.a half joint stuck to ya cheek rainz lmfao that made me larf m8 was ya abit stoned last night by nechance lol
Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhwake 'n' bake any1?
Fucking quality lolAn elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."
The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained;
"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."