The Cryptkeeper
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A little remote control button away from a complete lack of evidence. X^D
Ever been robbed?
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StonedPony
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hahahahhahaha Im so fucking ripped....I read this and said why would he have a brick in his car????????????????????? roflmao...........had to read it 3 times LOL oh fuck Im stoned..........
mystifiedbongs
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i hear that, my 2 pitbulls are viscous if somebody "lets themselves in". makes me proud. got no damn reason ever letting yourself in at my house, unless your my mother, and bitch better still knock
OldGrowth420
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+ Rep **************What happens if the robber utilizes a EMP generator.Not something your dime a dozen thief utilizes but if I were to try my hand at thiefdom, you can bet I'd make use of one.
tricka
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hahaha i had to read it twice,.,.,., it got me too!
DaBong
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Secret Jardin
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I have never been robbed or know of anyone who has been robbed, Its very boring in an upper class white town in Upstate New York. lol.
Devildog93
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Robbed during a coke deal. Partner and I lost 30 K in about 15 seconds.
Had dealt with these dudes for several years, then out of the blue, during an exchange a fucking van comes wailing up and slams on the brakes. Out hop 5 or 6 dudes. All of them carrying what appeared to be 9mm pistols and one had an assault rifle. One I know was a Beretta.....it was up REAL close to my head, so I got a good look.....LOL.
One dude was sporting either an AK-47 or a knockoff like a semiautomatic SKS. All I saw was banana clip and wooden butt stock and foregrip.
Motherfuckers were wearing bandanas......like I dont know who the fuck it is you asses.
Karma's a bitch though. Never even got a chance to retaliate. It was like a movie about curses. The whole group eventually either lost their lives from gangland style shootings/stabbings or their lives ended up falling apart shortly after.
They had the drop on us though that day, nothing we could have done. It was actually a pretty smooth job. And I had a feeling something was up when they changed the meet spot at the last minute, to where we were pinned in by this van. We weren't packing either. Stopped packing for meetings with them a year earlier. That is what saved our lives though. They had the drop so good, had we tried pulling heat if we had it.....we would have been blasted, no doubt about it. So, we had to let them take it.
Sucked, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to live another day. 30 K aint' worth dying over. To some people, maybe. Not me.
I have also been burglarized. The fuckers stole a couple pounds, and some cash. Found out who it was, kidnapped the one of the fuckers from his parents house where he was hiding out. Beat the shit outta him, and got a name. Drove back by his parents, and rolled the fucker out my roommates van as we went by. He had given the stolen weed to his brother who took it out of town. By the time we tracked everything all down, and got it all sorted, the cops got involved. Got a phone call from a constable, telling me they knew everything that was going on, that I had taken this punk and kidnapped him. They knew the motives behind everything and told me and my roommate to let it go, or they will investigate further....otherwise they will leave it alone.
Basically, they have no proof, the statement of a punk, admitted theif who was most likely too afraid to actually say....those guys did it, I want to press charges, and I will stand up in court.
All in all, over the years, I would say I have lost nearly 50 K due to robberies, burglaries.
EDIT: Getting raided by the cops several years later might count too. Lost about 45-50 K there. Another time the cops got all my grow equipment, lost about 16-18 K that day.
Fuck me.
Had dealt with these dudes for several years, then out of the blue, during an exchange a fucking van comes wailing up and slams on the brakes. Out hop 5 or 6 dudes. All of them carrying what appeared to be 9mm pistols and one had an assault rifle. One I know was a Beretta.....it was up REAL close to my head, so I got a good look.....LOL.
One dude was sporting either an AK-47 or a knockoff like a semiautomatic SKS. All I saw was banana clip and wooden butt stock and foregrip.
Motherfuckers were wearing bandanas......like I dont know who the fuck it is you asses.
Karma's a bitch though. Never even got a chance to retaliate. It was like a movie about curses. The whole group eventually either lost their lives from gangland style shootings/stabbings or their lives ended up falling apart shortly after.
They had the drop on us though that day, nothing we could have done. It was actually a pretty smooth job. And I had a feeling something was up when they changed the meet spot at the last minute, to where we were pinned in by this van. We weren't packing either. Stopped packing for meetings with them a year earlier. That is what saved our lives though. They had the drop so good, had we tried pulling heat if we had it.....we would have been blasted, no doubt about it. So, we had to let them take it.
Sucked, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to live another day. 30 K aint' worth dying over. To some people, maybe. Not me.
I have also been burglarized. The fuckers stole a couple pounds, and some cash. Found out who it was, kidnapped the one of the fuckers from his parents house where he was hiding out. Beat the shit outta him, and got a name. Drove back by his parents, and rolled the fucker out my roommates van as we went by. He had given the stolen weed to his brother who took it out of town. By the time we tracked everything all down, and got it all sorted, the cops got involved. Got a phone call from a constable, telling me they knew everything that was going on, that I had taken this punk and kidnapped him. They knew the motives behind everything and told me and my roommate to let it go, or they will investigate further....otherwise they will leave it alone.
Basically, they have no proof, the statement of a punk, admitted theif who was most likely too afraid to actually say....those guys did it, I want to press charges, and I will stand up in court.
All in all, over the years, I would say I have lost nearly 50 K due to robberies, burglaries.
EDIT: Getting raided by the cops several years later might count too. Lost about 45-50 K there. Another time the cops got all my grow equipment, lost about 16-18 K that day.
Fuck me.
Devildog93
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Forgot about the two ounces of yayo and handful of cash (about 1 K) stolen one night when I spent the night in jail for some bullshit.
Fuck. I should have a fuckin new Bentley with everything that I lost over the years. But that's the game in that lifestyle. Easy come, and sometimes.....real easy go.
Fuck. I should have a fuckin new Bentley with everything that I lost over the years. But that's the game in that lifestyle. Easy come, and sometimes.....real easy go.
Louis541
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An old "Friend" broke into my house, when he knew I wasn't there. and stole my xbox. Dumbfuck left my laptop, and all my games. Like I really wasn't gonna kneow who it was. I knew it was him because i saw him on my way into an H&R block, and avoided him.
I made the mistake of letting him know I knew who he was, and he made himself real scarce (this dude's a bitch, I used to have to stand up for him in highschool) Come to find out he left town, and stayed with his mom about 100 miles out away. Well I went and I put an asswhoopin on him, nothing major, didn't want to really hurt him over an xbox that was already replaced. but then i began the Psychological torture that would remind him never to fuck with me again. over the course of about 3 months (When I was bored, and had time to drive 100 miles each way) first I poured brakefluid all over his (Already faded to shit) car. When I realized how stupid that was I poured what was left over in the gas tank. I came back a couple weeks later slashed two of the tires. Next time I came back was just to scope the scene, and all 4 tires were replaced.(?)
Well I did some searching on Facebook, and found his profile, it was kind of hard because his main picture was a pair of goochi mane(SP?) sneakers, I could tell it was him because there was a pick of him holding a punk ass .38 revolver, with a pokemon boardgame in the background. (so gangster) so i got in touch with his hoodrat girlfriend (Who was apparently pregnant) so i started talking to her for a while and got her to meet up with me (From what I found out later she got him to drop her off, lol) And I punched her in the stomach.
just kidding. That's fucking dark.. Lol.
but really, over a few days talking, I convinced her to leave him for me, when he did that (I had her keep me on the phone under the guise of, "In case he trys something, I can beat his ass for you" (I knew he wouldn't do shit)
well, it went better then I ever could of expected, motherfucker starts crying. And i never showed up to pick her up.
After all that i was gonna put some Thermite on the hood of his car, but I decided against it since she probably would of ratted me out at that point, so i just called it a win in my court.
I didn't do it for the Xbox, I did it for the loss of security I felt in my own home from that point. I've never told anyone this story, but since I recently moved i figure what harm could it do, so I've told a few people since then.
I made the mistake of letting him know I knew who he was, and he made himself real scarce (this dude's a bitch, I used to have to stand up for him in highschool) Come to find out he left town, and stayed with his mom about 100 miles out away. Well I went and I put an asswhoopin on him, nothing major, didn't want to really hurt him over an xbox that was already replaced. but then i began the Psychological torture that would remind him never to fuck with me again. over the course of about 3 months (When I was bored, and had time to drive 100 miles each way) first I poured brakefluid all over his (Already faded to shit) car. When I realized how stupid that was I poured what was left over in the gas tank. I came back a couple weeks later slashed two of the tires. Next time I came back was just to scope the scene, and all 4 tires were replaced.(?)
Well I did some searching on Facebook, and found his profile, it was kind of hard because his main picture was a pair of goochi mane(SP?) sneakers, I could tell it was him because there was a pick of him holding a punk ass .38 revolver, with a pokemon boardgame in the background. (so gangster) so i got in touch with his hoodrat girlfriend (Who was apparently pregnant) so i started talking to her for a while and got her to meet up with me (From what I found out later she got him to drop her off, lol) And I punched her in the stomach.
just kidding. That's fucking dark.. Lol.
but really, over a few days talking, I convinced her to leave him for me, when he did that (I had her keep me on the phone under the guise of, "In case he trys something, I can beat his ass for you" (I knew he wouldn't do shit)
well, it went better then I ever could of expected, motherfucker starts crying. And i never showed up to pick her up.
After all that i was gonna put some Thermite on the hood of his car, but I decided against it since she probably would of ratted me out at that point, so i just called it a win in my court.
I didn't do it for the Xbox, I did it for the loss of security I felt in my own home from that point. I've never told anyone this story, but since I recently moved i figure what harm could it do, so I've told a few people since then.
Devildog93
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So, you got her to dump him, then never picked her up...........that is THE SHIT right there. Fuck shooting people, threatening or bullshit. That is sweet.
dam612
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car theft is hot in my area. i got about 2gs worth of stereo equipment stolen from me ~a month after i got it all. 2 kicker L7 solo barics, 1000w kicker amp, and a flip out dvd player... sucked hard esp when the cop was a douche about it, Told me "are you shure it cost all that money? bc now its a felony and we have to fill out more paper work"<--- the dicks actually had the nerve to say that to me and got angry when i copped attitude with them after that. The robbers crowbared my hood and disconnected my battery so my alarm only bleeped for a sec.... ~3months later my pops got all the rims stolen on his acura, right in the driveway...now we have 2 big dogs, battery bypassed alarms, and an ak47 w/ hollows + 12gague with slugs and bucks....gotta grab some cameras eventually but were pretty good now.... when i was pushing dubs in highschool mad long ago i got robbed of 17$...kids gave me 3$ in singles for a dub, guess i learned my lesson that day and dont deal to seniors when your a fresh, oh the good old days.
....gotta grab some cameras eventually but were pretty good now.... when i was pushing dubs in highschool mad long ago i got robbed of 17$...kids gave me 3$ in singles for a dub, guess i learned my lesson that day and dont deal to seniors when your a fresh, oh the good old days.
sensisensai
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A "friend" in jr high called me up one night askin for a dub so we met in our usual place. Im waiting for him and around the corner comes about 7 guys. Turns out to be buddies older brother but they look very similar so i figure its all the usual guys. I turn to say hey and bam.... Class ring to the left eye it was snowing and slick so i land on my ass caught off guard. He gets full mount and drops two hammers. So i have 3 fat cuts now. One on the scalp. One on the eyelid and one below the left eye.. This being the first. And his friends surround us. He stops when he hears me say whoa. Wtf is this even about... Meanwhile im sliding a hand to my belt where i keep my knife.. He says "u stole my gameboy" (i was 15 at the time and he was 1
at this point im enraged. Im alot of things.. A theif isnt one of them.. So i say this is over a fucking gameboy bitch! I had the knife fist packed by now so i swung it... Those familiar with the original smith and wesson s.w.a.t. Kinfe know how fat and heavy the folding end of those are. I smack him square between the eyes.. Instant unconcious and bleedin. I jump up covered in blood assuming 6 dudes are about to beat my ass so i no shit jackie chan dude behind me and get ready to fight for my life i thought and it occurs to me they are running. Amazing how the pack flees as soon as the dominant male is out cold bleeding like a bitch. Lol. I went home bloody with my weed. Long storey longer they left there buddy bleeding unconcious in 20 degree weather.. The moral.. Two actually. Choose ut friends wisely. And if ur gonna rob me.. First ask for a bag bigger than a twenty so its worth it if ur successful for one. And second bring a bigger ring mother fucker. :Joint:
at this point im enraged. Im alot of things.. A theif isnt one of them.. So i say this is over a fucking gameboy bitch! I had the knife fist packed by now so i swung it... Those familiar with the original smith and wesson s.w.a.t. Kinfe know how fat and heavy the folding end of those are. I smack him square between the eyes.. Instant unconcious and bleedin. I jump up covered in blood assuming 6 dudes are about to beat my ass so i no shit jackie chan dude behind me and get ready to fight for my life i thought and it occurs to me they are running. Amazing how the pack flees as soon as the dominant male is out cold bleeding like a bitch. Lol. I went home bloody with my weed. Long storey longer they left there buddy bleeding unconcious in 20 degree weather.. The moral.. Two actually. Choose ut friends wisely. And if ur gonna rob me.. First ask for a bag bigger than a twenty so its worth it if ur successful for one. And second bring a bigger ring mother fucker. :Joint:
sensisensai
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He still has a dent in his forehead and his dad sent me a check for the stitches i should have gotten... So in essence his dad bought me a new bong and some seeds for denting his kids forehead.
Devildog93
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Sweet. Dude deserved what he got, and so did you apparently.^^^
Have had several incidents like that, and you take one out and the rest turn into little bitches. Same time though, have had a few where I fucked up the wrong one I guess, then the pack swarms. Had about 10 K kicked into my car. Got knocked out, back fucked up. All by about 15 punks.
Went on a "retribution run" for about a week. Did some serious shit that made the news....LOL Got my revenge though.
Have had several incidents like that, and you take one out and the rest turn into little bitches. Same time though, have had a few where I fucked up the wrong one I guess, then the pack swarms. Had about 10 K kicked into my car. Got knocked out, back fucked up. All by about 15 punks.
Went on a "retribution run" for about a week. Did some serious shit that made the news....LOL Got my revenge though.
A "friend" in jr high called me up one night askin for a dub so we met in our usual place. Im waiting for him and around the corner comes about 7 guys. Turns out to be buddies older brother but they look very similar so i figure its all the usual guys. I turn to say hey and bam.... Class ring to the left eye it was snowing and slick so i land on my ass caught off guard. He gets full mount and drops two hammers. So i have 3 fat cuts now. One on the scalp. One on the eyelid and one below the left eye.. This being the first. And his friends surround us. He stops when he hears me say whoa. Wtf is this even about... Meanwhile im sliding a hand to my belt where i keep my knife.. He says "u stole my gameboy" (i was 15 at the time and he was 1
once i went camping, when i went back to my car a window is busted out they stole an ipod, camera, and my fucking college backpack which had 3 170 dollar books in it.
another time at a gas station a guy tried to get in my car through the other side as i worked the pump. it was an older man, like in his 50s-60s and he looked very sickly... i was 16, filling up my mom's SUV feeling all grown up driving n shit, i played soccer in a few competetive leagues with the big guys and adults already so i had a bit of a wider back and one hell of a elbow. walk aaround the car and find this guy sifting through te car call him out and he stands up and tries to be all friendly like if nothing happened and like tried to pat me on the shoulder or some shit and i bodychecked and elbowed him in he ribs like i did every day playing in the adult competitive league and this guy fell to the floor, started crying, and couldn't get up.... i filled up the car, and left....
when i was growing up, like 2 years old, my parents got robbed at gunpoint i was there with my sisters, they stole my father's mercedez, it was found a few hours later abandoned....
the worst was a friend of mine. we started a small bartending biz and we had a few gigs and what not, but i wanted out cuz i had to pay bills so i wanted my start-out money and that's it back, he could've kept the equipment and any share of my equity (CASH) in excess of my original investment (like 400 bucks)
well this guy locked me out of the acct, i couldn't withdraw my share, since the partnership was legally dissolved i have no legal resource, i would know...he was a friend so i wouldn't have thought that getting my moeny before getting the affidavit dissolving the partnership would've been a problem... money has a way of changing people though..... he wrote off what i was owed as goodwill to him. like if i had abandoned the company and had no interest in getting my 400 bucks back..... this was a few years back.... asshole....
another time at a gas station a guy tried to get in my car through the other side as i worked the pump. it was an older man, like in his 50s-60s and he looked very sickly... i was 16, filling up my mom's SUV feeling all grown up driving n shit, i played soccer in a few competetive leagues with the big guys and adults already so i had a bit of a wider back and one hell of a elbow. walk aaround the car and find this guy sifting through te car call him out and he stands up and tries to be all friendly like if nothing happened and like tried to pat me on the shoulder or some shit and i bodychecked and elbowed him in he ribs like i did every day playing in the adult competitive league and this guy fell to the floor, started crying, and couldn't get up.... i filled up the car, and left....
when i was growing up, like 2 years old, my parents got robbed at gunpoint i was there with my sisters, they stole my father's mercedez, it was found a few hours later abandoned....
the worst was a friend of mine. we started a small bartending biz and we had a few gigs and what not, but i wanted out cuz i had to pay bills so i wanted my start-out money and that's it back, he could've kept the equipment and any share of my equity (CASH) in excess of my original investment (like 400 bucks)
well this guy locked me out of the acct, i couldn't withdraw my share, since the partnership was legally dissolved i have no legal resource, i would know...he was a friend so i wouldn't have thought that getting my moeny before getting the affidavit dissolving the partnership would've been a problem... money has a way of changing people though..... he wrote off what i was owed as goodwill to him. like if i had abandoned the company and had no interest in getting my 400 bucks back..... this was a few years back.... asshole....
mystifiedbongs
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that sux man, people change over money too fast
I was robbed once, they stoled all my electronics like xbox, games, psp shit like that and about 500 dollars. Then I got a $3000 giftcard for future shop from insurance, and bought maybe half of it back. So about a week later, Im out fishing on the river when someone else we were with who just docked called me and said "someone just broke the window of your truck". Guess where the giftcard was?