... And ... And ... And ... And ... And ...

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

ok, so this may be a bit difficult for those that don't understand dots, commas and other squiggly marks often referred to as punctuation, but ...

The challenge is to form a sentance with the word "and" five times in a row - and it needs to make sense.

 

[......]

Does a run on or whatever it is count?lol

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

nope, and a sentance about someone stuttering isn't allowed either.

 

[Devildog93]

I like marijuana, also known as weed and ganja and smoke and chronic and cheeba and cabbage.

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

nope, the 5 "and"s have to be together

 

[sputniknz]

If there was and before another and followed by and behind and there would be and infront of everything.

 

[StonedPony]

I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle.

 

[DarthD3vl]

its a telephone conversation?

 

[......]

fuck it.


I went to the store earlier AND bought a dutch,while in there I saw the grumpy old dreamer AND he was picking up milk with his son frank AND his friend joe lol,they were going home to eat some cereal AND smoke some weed,while talking to grump I mentioned I saw his wife earlier in the day so I told him bernadett AND the crackhead from around the way were trying to steal copper out of the abandoned house again.


Do I win?lol

 

[DarthD3vl]

like hey baby
and
and
and
and
and ok i love you bye


thats me on phone with your mom

 

[shmow52]

If i were going to make 4 movies i would call them "Me and my Dog," "Me and my Cat," "Me and my Fish," and "Me and my Goat."

 

[Slojo69]

If i were going to make 5 movies i would call them "Me and my Dog," "Me and my Cat," Me and my Fish," Me and my Goat," and "Me and my Bird."

Thats 6, you failed

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle.

Now it must be something about being an old fart that made you know the answer.

 

[shmow52]

Thats 6, you failed

i know i thought it was 6, but i fixed literally 30 seconds after posting lol

 

[StonedPony]

the story is

The landlord of a pub called The Pig And Whistle asked a signwriter to make a new sign. When he saw it he thought that the words were too close together so he said to the signwriter “I want more space between

 

[DarthD3vl]

or google heres another

A variation, if the sign reads "Roland and Andrew: "You haven't got the spaces right between "Rol" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "And" and "And" and "rew."

 

[......]

fuck it.


I went to the store earlier AND bought a dutch,while in there I saw the grumpy old dreamer AND he was picking up milk with his son frank AND his friend joe lol,they were going home to eat some cereal AND smoke some weed,while talking to grump I mentioned I saw his wife earlier in the day so I told him bernadett AND the crackhead from around the way were trying to steal copper out of the abandoned house again.


Do I win?lol

I need to know now lol....
is it right?Or is this some fucking trick question?

 

[Slojo69]

i know i thought it was 6, but i fixed literally 30 seconds after posting lol

lol, not fast enough, i got yer fuck up in WRITING!! HAH!! lol

 

[Slojo69]

I need to know now lol....
is it right?Or is this some fucking trick question?

The "and" has to be sequential i think he is asking. somewhere in the sentence this needs to happen "And and and and and"

 

[shmow52]

lol, not fast enough, i got yer fuck up in WRITING!! HAH!! lol

. this says so much more than anything i could say. or does it. FUCK YOU. rofl
edit: wooooo 700th post. thought i should share