damn I had witdraws LOL

see4

see4

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And when I say micro-penis, Im talking uber small. Like tiny as fuck. Have you seen a grain of salt? Yea... well that shit is bigger than my junk.
 
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Kodank Moment

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see4 said:
I am drunk and I am high. My girl went to bed because she knows how I am with a whiskey dick, that poor thing has to deal with me pounding that tang until she cries for help. So she said no sex for me tonight. I have no choice by to spank my micro-penis against some stoner hippie tang. Show me some snatch! Wheres the cooter!!!
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Betwixt your legs sir.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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You think you had withdrawls, Imagine what that geewhiz chick is going thru right now, I wonder if she killed herself cuz this was down? lol
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Slojo69 said:
You think you had withdrawls, Imagine what that geewhiz chick is going thru right now, I wonder if she killed herself cuz this was down? lol
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lmfao i thought it was because she did it live via web cam on here, she's an attention whore
 
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Kodank Moment

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Slojo69 said:
You think you had withdrawls, Imagine what that geewhiz chick is going thru right now, I wonder if she killed herself cuz this was down? lol
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Who cares? I was in the thick of it. I moved on. Can we all please? I don't wanna see any cool members get banned over some LAME shit.
 
see4

see4

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april said:
lmfao i thought it was because she did it live via web cam on here, she's an attention whore
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If you become single, you and I will fuck. I will fuck you very hard. I know my penis is micro sized. Im talkin, seriously tiny. But I will still take you to pound town. I will get you so high, you wont know the difference.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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see4 said:
If you become single, you and I will fuck. I will fuck you very hard. I know my penis is micro sized. Im talkin, seriously tiny. But I will still take you to pound town. I will get you so high, you wont know the difference.
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What the hell does THAT have to do with anything Tiny?
 
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Kodank Moment

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see4 said:
If you become single, you and I will fuck. I will fuck you very hard. I know my penis is micro sized. Im talkin, seriously tiny. But I will still take you to pound town. I will get you so high, you wont know the difference.
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Can we do dinner first? Preferably Italian.
 
see4

see4

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StonedPony said:
911 whats your emergency
Me and my wife just ate brownies and we are dyeing
Time is going reallly really slow
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I recommend something for you. After eating pot brownies, wait an hour or two, and find yourself an 1/8 of shrooms. You will fly like you took peyote.... Which by the way, is some serious shit.. I took that in college... I didnt attend class for a week..
 
see4

see4

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Sigh.. moving on, now that this thread is ruined.

Memory has nothing to do with worthless threads, that would be the size of your database. And since I know vBulletin runs on MySQL, I know that even with millions of threads, you would likely not run out of memory or storage space.... Now on the other hand, if rollitup has an exponential number of users, and thusly an exponential number of HTTP requests, would be a valid reason for upgrading servers... yada yada yada...
 
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