ice breaker thread

[StonedPony]

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Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [shouts] What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... Roswell style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey — the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry "You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"

Anything with JAY in it is gonna be EPIC

 

[DarthD3vl]

yeah just way to funny.

 

[Daath]

Here's a quarter.....I expect change biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhhhhhh!

LoL

Was your mom a beaver? 'cuz DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

 

[ma jigga]

Do you have any raisins? (no) How about a date?

 

[StonedPony]

how does it go

Hey can I have your mothers address I want to send her a thank you card for haveing you

 

[ma jigga]

how does it go

Hey can I have your mothers address I want to send her a thank you card for haveing you

lol light hearted pick up lines

 

[Slojo69]

Do you have rubbers at your house or should i pull out? Now see this pick up line does 2 things ... if yer talking to the right girl, it should make her laugh and 2. It tells her that you guys are going back to her house. win win

 

[ma jigga]

You got something on your chest..... My eyes

 

[Slojo69]

Did you fall from heaven? cause yer face is ALLL fucked up! lol, not a pick up line, but it has it's uses

 

[StonedPony]

Did you fall from heaven? cause yer face is ALLL fucked up! lol, not a pick up line, but it has it's uses

bwahahahahahahaha