ice breaker thread
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craziest movie I ever saw.Guy was a nut lo.
StonedPony
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fucking top it it I dare ya lol
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?
Slojo69
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Best part was the sorority house, it would show him inside, but then it panned outside the house and you heard him go at it with the knocked out chicks like 3 times lol. Dude was a horny bastard. I thought that part of the movie was funny, i did not think what ted bundy did was in anyway shape or form funny, just they way they filmed that part kinda made me laugh
ma jigga
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Photographic imagination just blew my mind while reading that.
StonedPony
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it helps to be high yep yep eyp
DarthD3vl
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If you were suddenly transported to mars because of an democratic scheme devised by parkour champion of brazil and asked to strip a monkey butt naked and make love to the ninja turles and then recite romulan alphabet while dancin in the streets plays and your holding grapes with your toes that will be eaten by eleven ostrich loving masocists named steven who got their apes pregnant with the semen of burt renolds college roomie named porkie pig jr that was collected from his mom's basement while searching for pictures of ann frank eating a ham would you prefer chocolate ice cream or mint chocolate chip?
thats my attempt to top it.
its less than you typed and i used your thing as a basis so i dont top it per ssay but i got tired of typing nonsense before i could get to the end
ma jigga
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I'm fixin' for whatever you guys are smoking.
StonedPony
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fUCKIKNG AWESOME hahahahahahahah very good
StonedPony
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guess talking about a green pustulos boil on a baboons erupts and you slither down its back and find out you have just sucked an ostrich off while maintaing your composuer fuck I cant Ive run out of thoughts damn
DarthD3vl
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these monkeys do
Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [shouts] What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... Roswell style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry "You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"
Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [shouts] What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... Roswell style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry "You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"
Daath
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's gotta be Jay!