if i put Viagra in the soil?

highonbud

highonbud

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If I put Viagra in the soil do you think my plant would grow bigger :blsmoke:
who knows we might just have another reason to legalize it haha
 
dankshizzle

dankshizzle

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highonbud said:
If I put Viagra in the soil do you think my plant would grow bigger :blsmoke:
who knows we might just have another reason to legalize it haha
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I don't grow males so it prolly wouldn't work. Just feed it bananas and whisper sweet nothings in its nodes... but on the real, no pharmys in you plantys
 
sonar

sonar

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For best results one should only use birth control. Although it's a risky venture. Use to many and you'll end up knocking your girlfriend up instead.
 
pointswest

pointswest

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Why do people even post such ridiculous threads? What is in the pills that you think will enhance growth? If you don't have anything constructive to say don't say anything. PS, you need to be 18 to post on these forums.
 
Stomata

Stomata

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If your plant gets an erection lasting more than four hours, contact a medical professional immediately.
 
jimmy jones

jimmy jones

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Dude viagro will grow you some monster buds. The plant has to take it rectally tho since they don't have mouths. But before you do it you're supposed to eat enough nutmeg til you see the pot fairy and ask her permission first. If she says yes take ur first left and go past the talking trees to the corner store behind the blue elephant. Only place that carries weed viagra. Its a lot of work but well worth it.
 
anonymuss

anonymuss

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jimmy jones said:
Dude viagro will grow you some monster buds. The plant has to take it rectally tho since they don't have mouths. But before you do it you're supposed to eat enough nutmeg til you see the pot fairy and ask her permission first. If she says yes take ur first left and go past the talking trees to the corner store behind the blue elephant. Only place that carries weed viagra. Its a lot of work but well worth it.
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dont listen to this guy. u dont need to put the viagra in the plants "rectum"

just dissolve it into warm water and feed your plants with it the 1st and 4th week of flowering.
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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what is it with retards today??? viagra in soil, crushed up fruit loops to water plants with etc, havent their nurses realised theyve escaped ffs?
 
highonbud

highonbud

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funny that the people who thought it was real ended up getting "hurt" when they realize its a total joke and are let down. zing! i may try it tho just for the hell of it. if anybody has a problem with this forum joke i respect that, I also respect that people have problems that can be a downer. and therefor apologize. but really live a little laugh smoke a spliff and get over it! mess around maybe and try new stuff if you don't succeed do it again
 
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