To all religious people, gays, gingerheads, americans and pedophiles!

[StonedPony]

shake shake shake your booty.......Great Disco Song.

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

Never having had anything to do with anyone who is morbidly obese, I have a simple question ...

How the hell do they wipe their ass? their arms are too short to reach round either their gut or their ass.

 

[StonedPony]

hmm damn good quetion.....maybe they hire someone

 

[fdd2blk]

Never having had anything to do with anyone who is morbidly obese, I have a simple question ...

How the hell do they wipe their ass? their arms are too short to reach round either their gut or their ass.

 

[StonedPony]

BAWHAHAHAHHAHAH leave to FDD to come up with the answer LOL

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

Definitely could be the one - I had a look at the site that the image comes from and found out ...

The all cotton brush head detaches for easy soaking and cleaning.

Great find FDD

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

 

[fdd2blk]

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

yes, but it doesn't yell "timber" first.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Touche.

You are at a fork in the road and you are trying to figure out which road will take you back to town.
There are twins standing on either side of the fork.
One always lies, and one always tells the truth.
You have to decide which is the truth.
The twins are nice enough to allow you to ask them one question each.
What is the question that you will ask, that will lead you to town?

 

[StonedPony]

kill em both fuck thier corpse and the one that bleeds the most is the road to town.................my story and Im sticking to it.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

kill em both fuck thier corpse and the one that bleeds the most is the road to town.................my story and Im sticking to it.

What if they don't bleed?

 

[StonedPony]

fucking dull knife shit

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

fucking dull knife shit

LMAO. Ok. Now that's too much. A plus rep for you sir.

 

[StonedPony]

by the way watch Labyrinth David Bowie it has the answer.................Dance Baby Dance.............Voodoo who do........

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

David Bowie is the shit. BTW. I need to spread around some rep but I'll get ya.

 

[StonedPony]

LMAO. Ok. Now that's too much. A plus rep for you sir.

wow......thanks........and just think I got lazy..........was going to s say fucking dull knife SHIT........oooo shivvvvver I fucked em alive. but I shortened it.

 

[suTraGrow]

Whats up?

Sorry had to do it once lol... no its not another hate thread its just to make sure everybody gets in

I dont get it what is IT?!?

 

[StonedPony]

CHicken NUggets

 

[fdd2blk]

TITTIES!!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

TITTIES!!!!

They're fake....