To all religious people, gays, gingerheads, americans and pedophiles!

shnkrmn

Well-Known Member
Ah the wit is flying now. Imagine how filled with grace she would be, swimming underwater. Like a seal

Or a large trash bag in the Mid-Pacific Gyre.
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
I fapped to the straight chicks on this site fapping to the homos on this site who are fapping to the image of you waiting in the shadows as a ninja! Boom baby!
But what if I was fapping to straight chicks fapping to you fapping to the straight chicks fapping to the gays fapping to me fapping to you fapping to the straight chicks fapping to the lesbians fapping?

Oh.
My.
God.
 

The Cryptkeeper

Well-Known Member
But what if I was fapping to straight chicks fapping to you fapping to the straight chicks fapping to the gays fapping to me fapping to you fapping to the straight chicks fapping to the lesbians fapping?

Oh.
My.
God.
Hmmm. This insinuates that you are gay and straight chicks fap to chicks which wouldn't make them straight at all! Curiouser and Curiouser.
 

Shmulster

Active Member
yeah i sodomize things all the time man no big deal... lets just say you dont want to smoke my plant or per my cat...
 

StonedPony

Well-Known Member
I avoid the sheep ranch when I have company and we go to get munchies...........everytime I drive by the young ones say Daaaaaaaadddddddyyyyyy
 

shnkrmn

Well-Known Member
Two old British gentlemen:

"I say, whatever became of Reggie?"

"Reggie, oh my, yes. It seems he was cashiered from the regiment."

"Cashiered from the regiment?! Good Heavens! Whatever for?"

"Well, it seems they found him mating with a goat. Not quite the thing, eh?"

"I see. Was it a he-goat or a she-goat?"

"Oh, a she-goat, of course. Reggie's not queer!"
 
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