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woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

Well-Known Member
WW a soldier is not afraid to get blood on his sword LOL gross me out.....

[FONT=&quot],,,, the real meaning of Sperm ?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sperm are like Immigrants.........[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Millions come in, but only one fucker works...

just for you ww

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[FONT=&quot]This month of January is very special. There is [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
[FONT=&quot]5 mondays, [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
[FONT=&quot]5 saturdays [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
[FONT=&quot]and 5 sundays [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
[FONT=&quot]in one month. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]​
[FONT=&quot]This only happens every 823 years. This is called a money bag month by the Asian's.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

Well-Known Member
[FONT=&quot]Packer Baby [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A Green Bay Packers Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has produced a typical Green Bay baby boy weighing 25 pounds. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Packer Fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Green Bay baby boy. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!".[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Green Bay baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So how much does he weigh now?" [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Green Bay father takes a slow swig from his Leinenkugel's beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender andproudly says, "...Had him circumcised!"[/FONT]
 
Daath

Daath

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Don't know if this has been posted before. It's fairly new to me. I've posted it elsewhere, but more people will see it this way. :)

[video=youtube;B-Wd-Q3F8KM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/video]
 
TruenoAE86coupe

TruenoAE86coupe

Moderator
This one is just horrible, my wife insisted i put it on here.
[video]http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/9/29/two-naked-guys-celebrate-arthurs-day-in-ireland-1924046[/video]
 
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