Mom caught me.

[RoffleWaffels]

It happens to the best of us man, it's almost unavoidable.

I had managed to not be caught until my senior year of high school haha, bad day.. My dad had found my bong and proceeded to slam it onto the ground. I won't ever forget that shatter, because my heart broke with it.

But really, after a month or two, it's like it never happened. Really, the first time is just the worst. Parents were your age too once and after the initial shock, they are a little more understanding about it. You just gotta be a little more stealthy!

For example, if you're just doing it at night and you have a car, hop in your car real quick in the driveway and smoke a few bowls. Make sure you smell alright and you'll be good to go

Or my favorite, when you're taking a shower at night, let the bathroom get nice and steamy. Smoke a few bowls, make sure your fan is on, and be sure to spray some air freshener towards the door. Take yourself a nice shower and by the time you're done, that bathroom will be fully ventilated and smelling fresh Just make sure you blow the smoke to the fan hahah

I'd hate to see someone who smokes recreationally and innocently be torn up over this, but it's your decision. Best of luck, man!

 

[bubbler.toker]

show her a documentary on pot. show her its not what she thinks it is. if she doesnt like u smoking in the house, offer to do it in the backyard

Ive tried this with my gf and my mom before but they trip about it for no reason and make me feel like a criminal of some sort, I have never gone to jail or anything like that. I will prove my point today when I talk to her.
I guess woman get mad when your proving a point and proving them wrong.

 

[wannaquickee]

actually tell her to research it. so she can realize thats it has alot of good uses..its not as bad as she thinks it is..

 

[wannaquickee]

^^^ i see someone else suggested it already..

 

[Luger187]

Ive tried this with my gf and my mom before but they trip about it for no reason and make me feel like a criminal of some sort, I have never gone to jail or anything like that. I will prove my point today when I talk to her.
I guess woman get mad when your proving a point and proving them wrong.

sticking her fingers in her ears wont get her anywhere. isnt it great knowing that u r right? haha

 

[The Knuck]

Show her a movie called "the union"

And your a good lil dude for respecting her home, it is after all HERs, not yours, if you wanna smoke go for it, but if she says not in her home, listen to her.

your very young and you have lots and lots of time to get high.

 

[bubbler.toker]

Ive seen alot of really good documentaries. I have seen The Union and A Chronic History. I tried showing her the Union but they start saying that she doesnt want to know crap about it and gets mad so she cuts it before I even start. Women.

 

[GanJulia]

Ive seen alot of really good documentaries. I have seen The Union and A Chronic History. I tried showing her the Union but they start saying that she doesnt want to know crap about it and gets mad so she cuts it before I even start. Women.

Lets not generalize an entire sex please..

 

[Michael Phelps]

Buy a couple dose's and change her perspective lol...

 

[tomatogrowop]

If it was my mom I'd blow a hit in her face while she is sleeping.I hate my mom, she's a crazy religious nut.

 

[Luger187]

Ive seen alot of really good documentaries. I have seen The Union and A Chronic History. I tried showing her the Union but they start saying that she doesnt want to know crap about it and gets mad so she cuts it before I even start. Women.

its not that shes a woman... shes just ignorant. if she doesnt even want to be shown facts about it, that shows u how she really thinks...

 

[bubbler.toker]

Yeah im sorry I was jk about the women thing cause I know my uncles are the same so yeah no offense to anyone.

 

[redivider]

your mom caught you.

you'll soon realize that saying you can stop smoking weed, and actually stopping are two worlds apart.

especially if your already at the point where you get high in your room.... just keep smoking, fuck it....

before you know it you'll be out of the house, paying your own bills, and you'll still be smoking, and everything will work out fine... all the while you're high...

our generation is worlds apart, they're from a time where drug use was really frowned upon, and mis-information rolled through society, no internet to debunk the myths, so everything 'authorities' told was true.

different times...

i'm in my twenties and i still remember being told in school that smoking marijuana and doing heroin were both just as bad for you... i think the dumbass social worker problably said that if you were doing one, might as well do the other.......

imagine that...

so yeah, everything's gonna be fine...

 

[beardo]

Look her right in the eyes and don't stop just keep doing it and make sure she gets a good look at it don't break eye contact and ask if she wants to join in....say whens the last time you got something like this...you just might get lucky...and if not she will deffinitly knock before she walks in your room.

My fault all I read was the title of the thread and assumed she had caught you masterbating...if she caught you smoking I would say apoligise and quit smoking in her house if she's not ok with it, it's disrespectful.

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

When i lived with my parents, i never smoked at their house. It's best to find another spot to smoke, and then use visine, gum, and cologne before you come home. You get the buzz, they think you are a good kid, win win. Avoid the whole situation by respecting their house, and toke elsewhere.

I always liked taking a walk through some forest preserve; you get exercise, which comes with a free endorphin high, and the smoke blows away, so you don't stink. Plus, way out in the woods, you don't run into cops or other people. It's a peaceful place to smoke.

 

[redivider]

When i lived with my parents, i never smoked at their house. It's best to find another spot to smoke, and then use visine, gum, and cologne before you come home. You get the buzz, they think you are a good kid, win win. Avoid the whole situation by respecting their house, and toke elsewhere.

I always liked taking a walk through some forest preserve; you get exercise, which comes with a free endorphin high, and the smoke blows away, so you don't stink. Plus, way out in the woods, you don't run into cops or other people. It's a peaceful place to smoke.

second this one. when i lived at home, and even still when i'm going to be around non-smokers, i use eyedrops.

make sure they work on you. your eyes are as unique as you, what works for somebody else might not work for you.....

 

[socaliboy]

With all due respect, if your mom is going to cry cause you where smoking a fatty, there is something wrong. I mean, it's not like your doing a line of coke off a mirror, or smoking meth out of a lightbulb lol, your smoking a plant.

 

[Luger187]

i remember one time i got high with a friend, then we walked to my house. we were standing out front, when my mom arrived home from work. i started talking to her about something(dont remember), and she asked about my bright red eyes. i told her me and my friend were throwing dirt at eachother and some of it hit me in the eyes. she said ok, and went inside lol

 

[GanJulia]

i remember one time i got high with a friend, then we walked to my house. we were standing out front, when my mom arrived home from work. i started talking to her about something(dont remember), and she asked about my bright red eyes. i told her me and my friend were throwing dirt at eachother and some of it hit me in the eyes. she said ok, and went inside lol

hahaha one time I had a party at my house when I was 15.. my dad finds : 1 open beer, 1 unopened beer, lots of beer pong stains, a USED CONDOM on my lizard cage (my gf and her fuck buddy i was soooo mad who leaves used condoms?!?!?) and an unlocked back door...
luckily down the street a classmate of mine got busted for a party the same night..I was able to pull it off by saying they must have broken in and partied because I was at my moms that night totally bought it....awesome...

 

[WvMade]

LoL had a grad party down in some backwoods of course drama 2 of my friends started fuckin each other up 1 gets his ass kicked he leaves other starts to feel sad so my drunk add says fuck it hope on my ATV lets go bring him back so we go looking for him........ we hit the main road turned around shut the atv off..... i said if i see a cop im runin...... BOOM THE PO PO so im hammered on 750 raptor with 3 ppl on it all drunk as fuck cop on my ass i hit the path flying in the air.. land in a giant mudhole stalls it out i quickly start it back off and take off.... so yay we get away in the clear.... we thought...... they get backup go down in the woods find our camp finds my friend fucking his gf... he doesn't hear them they open the tent up jumps my buddy with the condom still fully "Hard".. ( i feel so bad for him but its so funny =D) i leave at first day light get home 5:00pm the next day cop shows up in my driveway gives me the 1,2,3 slaps me on the wrist went to court and again slap on the wrist nothing happens scotch free crazy story shoulda been there....