I live by Howzer Ideology. 1) Make sure the dog has food and water. Let her outside when she needs it 2)Make sure my woman is happy. If she is not happy, I will not be[able to be] happy. 3) Make sure my Medicinal Pot reserves are always full. 4)Take out the trash when it gets full. 5) Shower at least once per day. 6) Drink my Metamucil before I go to bed. 7) Don't bother anyone about anything, ever. In turn they will leave me alone if there is ever a personal crisis involving bullshit I prefer not to hear. 8 ) Stay AWAY from stuff that smells bad, looks too good or talks to me when it shouldn't be alive or talking in the first place. 9) Eat lots of vegetables. 10) Always have clean underwear.