Advice For Dealing With The Ex-Girlfriend

[guitargodj32]

So my friend was telling me how his girl of 2 years dumped him and was now calling to claim the hookah they had bought together and this is what my roommate said:

It is CRUCIAL that you do not give her the hookah because

You give her the hookah,
She will want her pillow back,
you give her her pillow back,
She will want your t shirt,
you give her your shirt,
she will want your nuts
give her your nuts,
and you dont have SHIT!

 

[snape]

tell her to pay for half of what the hookah costed, and if she says no then tell her to fuck off lol

 

[Jefferstone]

It depends on whether she is being a bitch about it or not. If things are cool, I'd give up the hookah then go out and buy myself some nice new glass.

 

[Snow Crash]

Goramm mice and their fucking cookies.

 

[racerboy71]

i don't think i'd give it back tbh.. i hate to think of all the crap that i've lost over the years through breakups and whatnot..
whether she is being cool or not, its a bad idea to open that door up imho.. like you stated, give her this, and she will want that.. give her nothing, and she will get nothing..

 

[OhZvir]

Don't give her anything. It's an evil plan, she never cared about it in the past why now after two years?! She probably just wants your nuts How to deal with undesirable exs: don't answer

 

[fdd2blk]

smash it.

 

[talon]

smash it.

Or say you smashed it

 

[redivider]

the way i dealt with having an ex-girlfriend who kinda hung out with the same crowd was i made her into a fuck buddy.... that way it was akward but at least we weren't fighting...

we'd only see each other after 3am if we wanted to get laid....

don't give her the hookah back, fuck her... she's your ex, if she was smart she wouldve taken it while you were together and then broken up... if you give it back, rub the mouthpiece on your ass first... hehe...

 

[Dirty Harry]

If anything illegal was smoked through it, HELL NO WAY SHOULD HE GIVE IT UP!
If she is being a bitch about things, she could get it and give it to the cops and say he hit her. If there is residue on it along with that claim, the popo will come a calling. Hell, the popo will come just from the assault claim.

 

[PolarBoar]

like everyone else said, dont give it back, fuck her, if she really wanted it she shoulda took it well you guys were together.

Say you lost it, smashed it, sold it, gave it away, etc, etc.

 

[metalp]

The fact you are even considering this... for your ex...

 

[Lt. Dan]

I gave my X everything..................... So. She Would Not Have A Reason To Ever COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!!! was that too loud?

Plus, all our friends told her about all the new stuff I got to replace it......

 

[Hugh G Reckshun]

Just give it back. Even if she's being a bitch you shouldn't be one, right?

 

[stona lady]

any chance you can hit it again? if she won't give you any then fuck her. take a picture of youself taking a leak on the bong and send it to her. @ hugh, love the avatar. as a lesbian i can vouch for how true it is.

 

[Hugh G Reckshun]

any chance you can hit it again? if she won't give you any then fuck her. take a picture of youself taking a leak on the bong and send it to her. @ hugh, love the avatar. as a lesbian i can vouch for how true it is.

I have that poster on my wall. A lesbian knocked me out with a 2x4 once, so now I'm always worried around them.

 

[trublue]

Well personally if it was a bad break up I'd say forget about even telling her to fuck off just cut her off cold. When she calls don't answer if she comes to the door ignore her, she doesn't want the hookah she wants attention. She's really just looking for a reaction positive or negative doesnt matter just don't give her a reaction period. This is just my opinion I don't know the full situation this is only my opinion. If you want her out of your life silent treatment will definitely get an annoying ex away in my personal experience

 

[vtatvrider]

id love to here the story about the lesbian and the 2+4

 

[ChubbySoap]

ignore her and put all your illegal stuff into storage for 8 months....

that is all.

 

[Irollfatties]

I've smashed it a bong before but that bitch deserved it and it was all hers... I would try to sell it back to her for cheap. You don't really want to keep any memories anyway especially ones that you'll use and see everyday.