Heaven Or Hell

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StonedPony

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I dont believe in either. BUt just for the sake of this thread lets pretend the christians are right and there is a Heaven and and a Hell. PLease dont argue about if its real or not....just say WOuld you like to go to Heaven or Hell and why.

Me i want to go to hell.........fuck all the cool peopel are there....Janis joplin...jimi Hendrix.....Kurt cobain......a few of my stoner friends....fuck ya

Heaven what to you get......TAMMY FAE BAKER harpeing in you ear for eternity
Oral Roberts begging for money
Jerry Farwell being a prick better than you mentality.
 
Benassi

Benassi

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StonedPony said:
I dont believe in either. BUt just for the sake of this thread lets pretend the christians are right and there is a Heaven and and a Hell. PLease dont argue about if its real or not....just say WOuld you like to go to Heaven or Hell and why.

Me i want to go to hell.........fuck all the cool peopel are there....Janis joplin...jimi Hendrix.....Kurt cobain......a few of my stoner friends....fuck ya

Heaven what to you get......TAMMY FAE BAKER harpeing in you ear for eternity
Oral Roberts begging for money
Jerry Farwell being a prick better than you mentality.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha best thread ever.

I already have a table reserved in Satan's Lounge in the VIP section of hell. I think I might be a few tables away from Pol Pot.

With the exception of genocide, I have deliberately and directly ruined quite a few lives in my day... Oh well. Party on, Garth!
 
klassifyme

klassifyme

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I'd like to go to heaven bu my wife's pentecostal family,(they literally own a church)says im going to hell for about a thousand reasons
 
Karmapuff

Karmapuff

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I believe in self preserved energy for your life-time which will be recycled upon death. The universe uses and gives us this energy which creates all living organism's from humans, dogs, plants.. ect. We are just the lucky one's to evolve smart enough to think outside the boundaries.
For some odd reason I believe we must have alien genetics in us, this thought has been stuck with me for a few years now.

We are lucky we have even made it this far in evolution. Earth is a gift from our creator, the god. I don't believe in religion like alot of people do I believe it's a self moral discussion. I'm not an atheist, but I don't follow religion for the purpose on how corrupt humans are. I'm not going to listen to a book that was written thousands of years ago and dedicated my whole life to what it says. In the end we are all worshiping a god... and killing each other over the different story's told about this god and what this god has done and what he will do.
 
Tym

Tym

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When I die, I want to just die and not go anywhere. Just die, that's it. Nothing else..
 
Total Head

Total Head

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i'd like to think that if heaven was real there would be some suprising souls there. people who may have been notoriously evil during life but according to the big light in the sky are actually good people. i'm pretty sure the idea of hell is that it sucks, so whatever "suck" is to you is what you should find in hell, and if that's the case fuck that. i'd get down there and find a bunch of people with tiny cars making wide turns. no thanks indeed.
 
ANC

ANC

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Lol, I've been to heaven once or twice, boy is it gonna blow some of your minds.... literaly.
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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I thought this was about the band, Dio/Sabbath, any ways if i thought i was going to go to one, and had a choice...... id go to heaven, cause I bet you can sneak out of heaven and into hell, but its likely much harder to sneak out of hell and into heaven!!
 
wyteberrywidow

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DarthD3vl said:
I thought this was about the band, Dio/Sabbath, any ways if i thought i was going to go to one, and had a choice...... id go to heaven, cause I bet you can sneak out of heaven and into hell, but its likely much harder to sneak out of hell and into heaven!!
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Lmao now this sounds true watching all dogs go to heaven put me back in this thread...
 
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