Were can i find free seeds

Japanfreak

New Member
Of course it works, we've been watching that shit take place on pot boards forever. Even the some who are real chicks are working the old fool network sometimes. There used to be this one "chick" at TCC (another pot site) and she would mention her pipe breaking and the next week she would be thanking somebody for the beautiful hand blown pipe. She finally got banned when she posted a tits for weed thread.

Virtual tits are about as useful as virtual beer.
 
Of course it works, we've been watching that shit take place on pot boards forever. Even the some who are real chicks are working the old fool network sometimes. There used to be this one "chick" at TCC (another pot site) and she would mention her pipe breaking and the next week she would be thanking somebody for the beautiful hand blown pipe. She finally got banned when she posted a tits for weed thread.

Virtual tits are about as useful as virtual beer.
lmao i wish i would have saw that before it got banned
 

43Hitman

Active Member
well duh... nobody is just gonna give you an awesome pack of free seeds just cuz you came online and asked for them. lol.... but you know that already and aren't the one asking stupid questions.
OK here is how you really get free seeds.

Make an account with a female sounding name, should end in ~chick or ~girl but never ~woman because women scare men who want to help out girls. So something like Stonerchick, potbaby, bonggirl or so on.

Next introduce yourself and make it clear that you were dating a grower for many years and recently broke up, now you have to grow for yourself but have no idea where to get seeds. Somebody will point you in the direction of a seed bank, don't even talk about free seeds yet, make it sound like you're ready to dish out the money, then and only then talk about not having any idea that seeds were so expensive, you're barely making ends meat as it is. Add "sighs" to your posts every so often.

Before you know it you'll have middle aged men sending you seeds, lights and all sorts of free shit.

If this doesn't work right away sent them a pic of some chicks tit's but beware that you are going to get penis picks in your pm box.
Lmao..That shit is so true
 

VER D

Well-Known Member
o well dat sucks i was lookin fir weed trains i got a whole bunch of seeds i collect but i was looking to grow that special plant u keep to yourself
 
o well dat sucks i was lookin fir weed trains i got a whole bunch of seeds i collect but i was looking to grow that special plant u keep to yourself
Well who knows since you have a whole bunch you will find a couple that you can keep to yourself for yourself
 

VER D

Well-Known Member
o n i dont have a credit card or bank account mofos aint touchin my money dats y i cant buy shit off the comp but i mean isnt der website tha woul be like her try deez seed u kno like a sample or new strain somebody wants to test idk i guess i jus smoke too much n think everbody is a merry as me hahaha
 
o n i dont have a credit card or bank account mofos aint touchin my money dats y i cant buy shit off the comp but i mean isnt der website tha woul be like her try deez seed u kno like a sample or new strain somebody wants to test idk i guess i jus smoke too much n think everbody is a merry as me hahaha
Yeah you def smoke too much..
The only how people give testers are to people who show they know how to grow..
 

VER D

Well-Known Member
man i rember i had this really rare seed called kung fu panda it was new strain probably not original but it was created sad it only lasted for about one summer but it was a mix like this i think it was (sweet tooth x sour diesel) x (northern lights x purple haze) sounds crazy i kno but it was da shit
 

Japanfreak

New Member
Doesn't sound crazy, just sounds like a guy having fun by making a joke thread and filling it with BS, which I can dig, you just need to refine your approach a bit to not make it so obvious.
 

VER D

Well-Known Member
that shit was no joke it only lasted one summer cuz this bust i had the last seed but i lost it :(
 

sonar

Well-Known Member
OK here is how you really get free seeds.

Make an account with a female sounding name, should end in ~chick or ~girl but never ~woman because women scare men who want to help out girls. So something like Stonerchick, potbaby, bonggirl or so on.

Next introduce yourself and make it clear that you were dating a grower for many years and recently broke up, now you have to grow for yourself but have no idea where to get seeds. Somebody will point you in the direction of a seed bank, don't even talk about free seeds yet, make it sound like you're ready to dish out the money, then and only then talk about not having any idea that seeds were so expensive, you're barely making ends meat as it is. Add "sighs" to your posts every so often.

Before you know it you'll have middle aged men sending you seeds, lights and all sorts of free shit.

If this doesn't work right away sent them a pic of some chicks tit's but beware that you are going to get penis picks in your pm box.
lmao!!!!!!
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
man, i didn't even think of it till now.. we should just hook this dude up with the other guy who wants to know how to remove the seeds from a pound of >skunk> he got.. its a win win all around.. lol..
 

VER D

Well-Known Member
man, i didn't even think of it till now.. we should just hook this dude up with the other guy who wants to know how to remove the seeds from a pound of >skunk> he got.. its a win win all around.. lol..
now thats wat i call killing 2 birds wif one stone
 

randy leopard

Active Member
man, i didn't even think of it till now.. we should just hook this dude up with the other guy who wants to know how to remove the seeds from a pound of >skunk> he got.. its a win win all around.. lol..
and tafbang!!
sounds like between the 3 of them, they could be some of the best growers on the site.
 

43Hitman

Active Member
man, i didn't even think of it till now.. we should just hook this dude up with the other guy who wants to know how to remove the seeds from a pound of >skunk> he got.. its a win win all around.. lol..
lmao! I think you're on to something here. What are you, some kind of match making guru? :lol:
 

brandon.

Well-Known Member
if you collect seeds just use those... There is no point in collecting bag seeds if you're not going to grow them. Everyone and their mother who smokes seeded bud has probably hundreds in their carpet and couch alone lol.

Heres what you do

1. Grow bagseed
2. Give it a stupid name like kung fu panda
3. Try to convince people it's not made up like your said kung fu panda
4. ?????
5. Profit
6. Use aforementioned profit to buy real seeds
 
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