just passed my 1st kidney stone.

[Mang44]

I was on a really high amount of morphine through tap when I had an operation. They claim it's the most painful operation they do at the hospital tied with spinal fusions. They gave me bags of it through my IV, a couple pouches a day. I didn't feel high at all though.

Damn, that must really hurt. I hope I never have to deal with a kidney stone, as I hear it's the most painful thing in the planet. Must be even worse on the way to the hospital.

 

[dankog]

Sorry to hear about this I spent a night in a Michigan ER once (Ionia)...wasn't very fun

 

[Kodank Moment]

who fucking says that?

Doctors or anyone that's had to push a kidney stone out of there dick. Google kidney stones...look at the size of a male urethra....the only difference is the vagina dilates to a larger size. Our dicks do not....unless tits are present. Comparably the vagina passing a babies head is the same as a urethra passing a stone the size off a large grape.

Women aren't all high and mighty....we have to eventually piss grapes....PLUS women can get pain meds while its happening.

 

[april]

who fucking says that?

ya when your penis hole is 10 cm wide and you squeeze a grapefruit out of it we can talk, pfff men can't handle pain!!!!!

 

[Gafoogle]

Doctors or anyone that's had to push a kidney stone out of there dick. Google kidney stones...look at the size of a male urethra....the only difference is the vagina dilates to a larger size. Our dicks do not....unless tits are present. Comparably the vagina passing a babies head is the same as a urethra passing a stone the size off a large grape.

Women aren't all high and mighty....we have to eventually piss grapes....PLUS women can get pain meds while its happening.

okay you have a point...but just to be clear we're talking about natural childbirth i.e. no cuts, no pills. and with all this talk about morphine I would think that men could get pain killers as well

 

[Gafoogle]

pfff men can't handle pain!!!!!

I know right, I thought they were supposed to be the strong ones

or is it the smart ones

I'm all confused again

maybe I should make a thread so I can bitch about my menstrual cramps

 

[april]

lmfao no cause then japan might bitch that cramps are not real, and girls don't get periods.

 

[Gafoogle]

japan might bitch that cramps are not real, and girls don't get periods.

mind over matter I suppose?
for real though woke up at 4am felt like someone fucking stabbed me, lasted for forty-five minutes until I could finally sneak away with the bong

 

[april]

mind over matter I suppose?
for real though woke up at 4am felt like someone fucking stabbed me, lasted for forty-five minutes until I could finally sneak away with the bong

Midol girl, extra strength!! or a couple advil, tylenol wont do shit! jmo
and chocolate, my man knows NOT to touch the pms chocolate or he will suffer!!!

 

[Gafoogle]

Midol girl, extra strength!! or a couple advil, tylenol wont do shit! jmo
and chocolate, my man knows NOT to touch the pms chocolate or he will suffer!!!

fucking right about the tylenol it took me too long to figure that one out

lmao last time I went to the convenience store I bought a mars bar, one of those chocolate milkshake drinks, and I was gonna buy some chocolate covered almonds but was a few bucks short

 

[cmt1984]

lmao men cant handle pain? haha. thats a laugh. dont be sour cuz you found out men experience "labor pains" as well. sorry to burst your bubble but kidney stones are just as or more painful than child birth. its not the pissing it out thats the worst part, its passing the stone from your kidney to the bladder through the ureter which does not stretch at all, in fact, it contracts to try and stop the stone from passing, its about 5mm wide and my stone was 14mm. not to mention the stone is very jagged, i was pissing quite a bit of blood. and lets not forget none of the pain meds did anything for me, sure they got me high but it didnt do shit for the pain. at least now i know what was happening so i wont have to go to the hospital the next time i pass a stone.

i have crohn's disease, i know all about your cramps, i get them every single day, most of the time they last all day. i wish i only had problems once a month..

 

[cmt1984]

maybe I should make a thread so I can bitch about my menstrual cramps

gee sorry to bother everyone with my problems. if you're going to mock me how about you just stay out of my threads..

 

[Gafoogle]

gee sorry to bother everyone with my problems. if you're going to mock me how about you just stay out of my threads..

okay man relax I was just kidding.
I'm sorry to hear about the crohn's, that must suck.

 

[april]

wow someone needs a midol and it's not Gafoogle

I do hope u feel better very soon cmt 1984, never said passing stones was easy, its very very painfull, but comparing it to passing a baby, big difference!!

Men always try to compare their pains to womens,when they have no way of ever proving its validity, but it is proven that women can handle double the physical pain men can, i think it's more of a mental thing. Women get stones and can have babies, our pee hole is not any bigger, my grandma had several large stones in her life ( she keept some in a jar ewww) and she is also a nurse. So sorry men can bitch all they want but passing a peanut and passing a baby are NOT even close ! When a man can grow a baby inside him and give birth to it then he can compare the 2, until then we get it hurts like a bitch but its not the same in my opinion, and my grandmothers whose had both.

 

[cmt1984]

okay man relax I was just kidding.
I'm sorry to hear about the crohn's, that must suck.

i do apologize. i just didnt find it funny.

wow someone needs a midol and it's not Gafoogle

I do hope u feel better very soon cmt 1984, never said passing stones was easy, its very very painfull, but comparing it to passing a baby, big difference!!

Men always try to compare their pains to womens,when they have no way of ever proving its validity, but it is proven that women can handle double the physical pain men can, i think it's more of a mental thing. Women get stones and can have babies, our pee hole is not any bigger, my grandma had several large stones in her life ( she keept some in a jar ewww) and she is also a nurse. So sorry men can bitch all they want but passing a peanut and passing a baby are NOT even close ! When a man can grow a baby inside him and give birth to it then he can compare the 2, until then we get it hurts like a bitch but its not the same in my opinion, and my grandmothers whose had both.

april you're just not getting it. i completely understand that child birth is insanely painful, so are kidney stones. women who have passed stones and given birth have said the stones are the same if not worse and all doctors agree, even my female doctor, i can only take their word for it. but what your not understanding is that it doesnt matter how big the thing is that your trying to pass when the canal its trying to pass through is 3-5 times smaller. try to fit a car through your front door on your house and it wont go too smooth..

i know women and men who pass out at the sight of blood and i also know men and women who can handle a lot of pain. pain doesnt really bother me too much, it takes a lot for me to go to the ER, when i was a teenager i walked around for 2 days with a hernia before i went in, and i only went in then because i was puking non stop and im pretty sure i was literally dying. human beings can handle mass amounts of pain, to say women can handle more is stereotypical, based on the fact that men dont have babies. im sorry but your biased opinions are incorrect.

 

[april]

lol how can an opinion be wrong?? it's an opinion so i guess your incorrect

anyways u seem to be in a i'm right everyone else is wrong mood so i'm gonna let u be, i do hope u feel better and have a happy new year

 

[Jeffrey Harharwood]

I am so scared of getting a kidney stone. I hear the pain drops people to their knees.

 

[Sr. Verde]

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