Rubbing one out in space

[BiteSizeFreak]

I wonder who the first person to orgasm in space was. I mean come on, you totally know someone has rubbed one out while orbiting the earth at 20,000 MPH. Wonder if anyone has had sex in space too. How cool would it be to be the first to have zero G sex in space?!?!?!

 

[Tym]

Read a book called "Packing for mars". You would probably love it.

 

[CypressRyan]

yes.. answers you seek.

http://www.slate.com/id/2159265/

I bet those dudes dust all their food with salt petter like boot camp and shit.

 

[Japanfreak]

If you rubbed one out the thrust would cause the shuttle or orbiter to lose it's orbit

 

[d.s.m.]

The monkey was the first to rub one out in space.

 

[thatsam]

Like Peter Griffin says "eventually it turns into a snowglobe".....

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Haha. Good one. I believe the full quote is...

"Being in space was great, I had plenty of time to rub one out which in space is great, but after a while it's like living in a snow globe."

 

[canuckgrow]

Haha. Good one. I believe the full quote is...

"Being in space was great, I had plenty of time to rub one out which in space is great, but after a while it's like living in a snow globe."

YUCK....Thats gross.....And Awesome at the same time its awesomely gross.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Cant jerk it in space anymore. The shuttles are all monitored.24/7...ya. Imagine being in space for 6 months with no jerking....like a vegan living in a McDonald's...what the fucks the point?

 

[Luger187]

Cant jerk it in space anymore. The shuttles are all monitored.24/7...ya. Imagine being in space for 6 months with no jerking....like a vegan living in a McDonald's...what the fucks the point?

just because theyre monitored means they cant jerk it? i wouldnt care if someone sees me. im a fuckin astronaut. and they arent gonna release the video to the public or anything haha

 

[Kodank Moment]

It's against the rules. No masturbation on the shuttle. Just saw something on tv about it actually. It's horrible.

 

[Japanfreak]

Cant jerk it in space anymore. The shuttles are all monitored.24/7...ya. Imagine being in space for 6 months with no jerking....like a vegan living in a McDonald's...what the fucks the point?

Doesn't mean you can't, just got to put on a show.

 

[jhopkins34]

It's against the rules. No masturbation on the shuttle. Just saw something on tv about it actually. It's horrible.

Well fuck NASA, I guess I'll have to pay for a trip on the first upcoming Virgin Shuttle that takes people to space for like 2 minutes....for once having horrible stamina will pay off

 

[Luger187]

It's against the rules. No masturbation on the shuttle. Just saw something on tv about it actually. It's horrible.

well, that pretty much ruins that profession

 

[Japanfreak]

no jerking on Nasa and no whores on Virgin

 

[newdude79]

Wouldn't that shit just be floating around in the air? I mean would you trap it in a bottle or what?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Wouldn't that shit just be floating around in the air? I mean would you trap it in a bottle or what?

Does it have to be a male? But such is the point made in the Family Guy quote.

 

[newdude79]

oh yeah i saw it now. yuck.

 

[DarthD3vl]

catch that shit in a female astronaughts mouth yeah send her flying across the shuttle lol

 

[chillwills]

I normally am not a very horny person and can go a week or 2 w/ out bustin a nut. But the fact that NASA says its forbidden will cause me to knock one out the very first night..clogging up all the instruments and panels.