1st from Seed Grow (Cowboy Style)

greenjambo

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Until recently we could send a guy to Canada, and as long as he had the correct paperwork in advance, prepped by a lawyer, they would get 6 a month business working visa. ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE in America, if you are European. Canada is changing somewhat and we are having hassles now with visas - not helped by dumb ass contractors who decide they want to go to the US for Thanks Giving and discover when coming back to Canada that the rules have changed and they can't get a working visa anymore...fukin dick head....and even after he was told not to.

Now heres something for all you Shermans and Southern boys in the US, you can waltz into The Netherlands, with a bit of cash put a deposit on an apartment/ house, you got yourself an address and a place to live, nip down to the tax office and pick yourself up a tax number. Jump on the tram back up to central station (if you are in the Dam) Pop into the KvK and register yourself a little business - called an Eenmanszaak - then off you go to work. Or open up a shop ;) or do whatever you want to do...paperwork all handed to you there and then. Stroll into a bank, address, company name, registration number, "oh, you want a bank account shir? Well yesh we can help you widge jat! Oh and you have all you paperwork, oh we do love yoush Americansh, yesh, and when we speak English we often shound like yoush ash well...bang, few days later you got a bank card (you already have an account number given to you there and then), and most of them come with a 2k overdraft...Now beat that for easy fekkin peasy!!
Classic speach D. Gonna be having an early one the night. Lot's of wrapping to do, no Deck's included lol. Catch you manyana friend.

jambo;>)
 

Agent Provocateur

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Until recently we could send a guy to Canada, and as long as he had the correct paperwork in advance, prepped by a lawyer, they would get 6 a month business working visa. ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE in America, if you are European. Canada is changing somewhat and we are having hassles now with visas - not helped by dumb ass contractors who decide they want to go to the US for Thanks Giving and discover when coming back to Canada that the rules have changed and they can't get a working visa anymore...fukin dick head....and even after he was told not to.

Now heres something for all you Shermans and Southern boys in the US, you can waltz into The Netherlands, with a bit of cash put a deposit on an apartment/ house, you got yourself an address and a place to live, nip down to the tax office and pick yourself up a tax number. Jump on the tram back up to central station (if you are in the Dam) Pop into the KvK and register yourself a little business - called an Eenmanszaak - then off you go to work. Or open up a shop ;) or do whatever you want to do...paperwork all handed to you there and then. Stroll into a bank, address, company name, registration number, "oh, you want a bank account shir? Well yesh we can help you widge jat! Oh and you have all you paperwork, oh we do love yoush Americansh, yesh, and when we speak English we often shound like yoush ash well...bang, few days later you got a bank card (you already have an account number given to you there and then), and most of them come with a 2k overdraft...Now beat that for easy fekkin peasy!!
Blimey its that easy?!!!! With having no weed for xmas im packing me bags as we speak lol :P
 

Hemlock

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OK DOn I'll be ya sponser, You'll be my horticulture consulant..LOL... for a top secret project...employed strait away..
 

shishkaboy

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Until recently we could send a guy to Canada, and as long as he had the correct paperwork in advance, prepped by a lawyer, they would get 6 a month business working visa. ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE in America, if you are European. Canada is changing somewhat and we are having hassles now with visas - not helped by dumb ass contractors who decide they want to go to the US for Thanks Giving and discover when coming back to Canada that the rules have changed and they can't get a working visa anymore...fukin dick head....and even after he was told not to.


Now heres something for all you Shermans and Southern boys in the US, you can waltz into The Netherlands, with a bit of cash put a deposit on an apartment/ house, you got yourself an address and a place to live, nip down to the tax office and pick yourself up a tax number. Jump on the tram back up to central station (if you are in the Dam) Pop into the KvK and register yourself a little business - called an Eenmanszaak - then off you go to work. Or open up a shop ;) or do whatever you want to do...paperwork all handed to you there and then. Stroll into a bank, address, company name, registration number, "oh, you want a bank account shir? Well yesh we can help you widge jat! Oh and you have all you paperwork, oh we do love yoush Americansh, yesh, and when we speak English we often shound like yoush ash well...bang, few days later you got a bank card (you already have an account number given to you there and then), and most of them come with a 2k overdraft...Now beat that for easy fekkin peasy!!
word?that easy
 

DST

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in a nutshell, if you got a bit of cash to get a legit address, yes.

It means you can not work as an employee for anyone else, and you are not entitled to social benefits, that comes later the longer you stay. What you basically become is self employed.

word?that easy
 

Hemlock

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I had no Idea DST...That sucks,,, fuckin people flyin planes into buildings,,makes goverment do stupid shit in the name of National security...
 

Don Gin and Ton

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well ill be damned, if id known it was that easy.... just need a business, if i didnt sort that ourt before i got there id be dealing fulltime and bounced out the country fast no doubt or in trouble with some gangstar types... have to say tho, id much rather a warmer climate haha.

and hemlock brother id be there in a heartbeat. my girl wont leave her folks which is a right pain in the backside. i cant see why people stay in this country working for a pittance for the skills they have. you could be in any country earning a pittance, but have a wicked tan. ;)

well peeps im working from home today, gotta get my arse down the toon pick up some last minute presents (should be hell no doubt) but ive got me a stack of blunts and im set to go! out of interest i bought a pack of purple haze wraps, now ive not had purp haze but i am willing to wager it doesnt taste like this.....

have a good one peeps!
 

Highlanders cave

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Shopping is my favorite thing to do....NOT!!!!!! Good luck, thinking I'll be doing the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Was going tooo goooo shooooopingggg but I got high:)
 

greenjambo

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Hey guy! How's it! Been on sause for past 3 day's, not much smoking getting don lol, just doing the rounds bro! Hope all's lush bro!

jambo;>)
 

DST

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oooh, th eonly purple haze I have smoked was out door stuff and it was ruff as arses....that's all you use to get in the Dam that was purple. IN fact not many people sell purple weed.
 

greenjambo

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oooh, th eonly purple haze I have smoked was out door stuff and it was ruff as arses....that's all you use to get in the Dam that was purple. IN fact not many people sell purple weed.
Not ma Purp Chiesel anyway! ;>) alright D. Just spreadin some love before I get the heed doon! Some good old Rab C's on the box, hitting the nest, fat one in hand like lol. Talk soon!
Stopped in to say HIGH m8. Had a goo wee peeve for you the day Sir! So smoked little lol Know what you mean by the 2 dont mix well,but small dose's are great lol. l8r bro!

jambo;>)
 

Don Gin and Ton

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random xmas celebration yesterday, those of you that visit this shambolic excuse for a journal will remember some close pals of mine were pinched a awhile back resulting in the loss of my cheese/pscyho cut from the fairy...

well long story short they had 150 legal E's 16 real ons a lump of mdma maybe 2 grams ish 4 oz of beautifully cured psychosis, 20 plants 4 weeks from finishing and about 35-40 rooted cuts, he was fiddling the eleccy too. when it all came down to it judge gave em 40 weeks suspended 3 month tagged 150 hours community blowback. no fine. said seeing as your in loads of debt theres no point fining you.

they were exctatic. it did look like thhey might go down but it seems the police actually put in a good word for them saying they werent your average crims

thanks for all the visits peeps, a merry xmas to you all! think im going to relax in the bath with a drink maybe even a little jakey.....
 

DST

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Nice result indeed. They got to be more than happy with that. And the police putting in a nice word, now that's a Heineken moment if ever I heard eh one.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i know it was bonkers the judge looked at the pictures and was like hmmm i see its a very sophisticated setup we thought uh oh! but it was fine they dropped the intent to supplyh charges as there was no evidance of supply... good result . they thought prison was imminent. this fellas got some stones but he looked feared i tell you

it was funny tho going round to see them on the nigtht we all had to cram into a tiny upstair bedroom to smoke cos the blokes were coming at some point to fit the tag.
 

Highlanders cave

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Hey there stoners! Hope to hell it never happens to anyone, but if ever your pinched, take careful consideration with everything that you say to the pigs (meaning dont be a dick) cause at least in my experience thats rather important to the judge and they will take that shit into consideration. Talk to them like you know the judge will be reading the transcript as he's deciding how hard he's going to throw the book at you.

Stoned to the bone,,,,,2 rips off my bong of that sativa Q and I can barely type this nonsense :)
 

Don Gin and Ton

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aye they are made up about it. i tell you it makes me feel a lot easier bout what i got going...

cocktails for lunch today i think.. opted for a cherry wine with amerretto and coke. pint of. ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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