If one was to have sex with a transexual???

[We1]

What Makes Me So Wierd??? I Ask The Questions That Are Hard To Ask...have You Seen My Micropenis Forum??? Here I Will Post In It So It Fresh And Ready For You To Check Out...trust Me Too!!! If You Have A Small Penis...you Will Feel 100 Times Better About Yourself (garanteed!!!!! Or I Will Show You Facts On The Average Australian Male's Penis Size....)

 

[Smoke133]

lol fucked up thread, everyone can tell truckin was baked while writing that genius mind loop. I'm totally stoned dead so that was awesome!

 

[BSIv2.0]

Would you let this one piss in your mouth?

This is my School teacher

she was a man once but she got a sickness that made her change. She is cewl and does modeling for magazines that are so good that the store has to hide them under the counter to stop people buying all of them.

 

[Stoners With Guns]

this is so f**cked. my buddy actualy left this bar in town with two "chicks" thinking he was guna have a three some. well, it was gay night and to his credit he said" I was looking for bi's". he also has a history of blacking out, well long story short at some point in the cab ride home he found out that they were tranies. i dont know how but you can use your imagination. the lesson of this story,dont hook up with 6'2 chicks at a bar on gay night. i still cant look him in the face with out laughing.

 

[BSIv2.0]

this is so f**cked. my buddy actualy left this bar in town with two "chicks" thinking he was guna have a three some. well, it was gay night and to his credit he said" I was looking for bi's". he also has a history of blacking out, well long story short at some point in the cab ride home he found out that they were tranies. i dont know how but you can use your imagination. the lesson of this story,dont hook up with 6'2 chicks at a bar on gay night. i still cant look him in the face with out laughing.

Wow...An adam's apple/shoulder width/muscle tone check is ALWAYS in order when picking up someone from a bar/club.

Never get that drunk!

Hell...go for a crotch grab if you really are suspicious.

 

["SICC"]

wtf...close this thread...

 

[Dubbuh]

If their I.D. says they are female, does this still make you gay?>

dude DON'T DO IT! IT'S GAY!

lmao this thread is probally the funniest shit i ever read.

vajayjay!

 

[We1]

You know what!!!! at least I aint' scared to bring out the "ucked!!!!"""" So uck!!!! what yall think, at least I aint scared!!!!

 

[We1]

no!!! she has too look like a female to piss in my mouth!!!!!

 

[Stoners With Guns]

Wow...An adam's apple/shoulder width/muscle tone check is ALWAYS in order when picking up someone from a bar/club.

Never get that drunk!

Hell...go for a crotch grab if you really are suspicious.

thats the funny part. he never told us "HOW" he found out.

 

[DWR]

If my I.D says im 40 does this mean im still 19 ?

Yes... she's a man

lol.....

 

[beatdown27]

this room needs to be reposted as " Are you questioning your sexuality cuz i am" wtf happened to this site??????

 

[xbravoz]

If their I.D. says they are female, does this still make you gay?>

reminds me of that joke...If you were camping with your buddies and you woke up with a really sore ass....would you tell anybody???....well WE1...You wanna go camping???...

 

[urinmyrice]

thats the funny part. he never told us "HOW" he found out.

yeah how did you find out? this question is to odd to be JUST a question


~dude

 

[iamomeed]

my friend left a bar with a "girl" once. he got head from her in the car. then she pulled out her cock and said "my turn" lol he said he kicked her out, but that was the best head he's ever gotten

 

[pandabear]

look buddy if you wanna fuck a man but dont want the stigma of being gay in your head then just fuck the tranny and keep telling yourself you are not bi.

good luck, honestly i bet tranny's give way more head than chicks do, unfortunalty I only fuck chicks so I always trying to wrap thier head around my dick but they always try to struggle.

 

[jamiemichelle]

reminds me of that joke...If you were camping with your buddies and you woke up with a really sore ass....would you tell anybody???....well WE1...You wanna go camping???...

When my Dad was alive he told me a story... I guess him and his buddies got real trashed one night and one of his friends passed out. Someone pulled the dudes pants down, took a carrot, put a condom on it and shoved it in the dudes ass... then they took the carrot out and left the condom in the dudes butt. Then they just left him there asleep. He said that his friend never said a word about it, but Im sure he always wondered if he took it in the ass that night!

 

[jamiemichelle]

This thread also reminds me of something I saw on VH1 once about some show, I think it was in Brazil or something. But it was a reality dating show and all these men went out with this hot ass chick...in the end she picks the guy she wants to be with and then confesses she has a penis. He has the choice to stay with her and get some cash or dump her and lose the money. He ends up picking her! Ill try to find the link for it cuz its nuts how good he/she actually looks!

 

[Stoners With Guns]

yeah how did you find out? this question is to odd to be JUST a question


~dude

he works with my friend, and when he didnt come to work the next day he called him and asked what was up? well the story is that he baild out of the cab as soon as he found out that they were tranies. then he got picked up by the popo's and taken to the drunk tank for a while. now that some time has past no one has the balls to rehash the story and ask him "how" he found out.

 

[mrskitz]

if it was born a male its male!but hey,if thats ya thing!one up the bum no harm done!lol