Why fake tits?

Greenplease

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Yeah man gravity is deffinately not a friend of tit's!

I have had this on my mind for ages! Because my wife will be having surgery done in about a month to put in some fake tit's, now I have looked into A LOT! And maybe about 5 or so years ago, all fake tit's were generic and hard as fuck, but nowaday's you can get silicone tit's that are almost the same as real ones, in touch and look. Things have come a long way since a couple years back.

Also, I'm a lover of all tit's, so I'm not worried, the surgeon's here in Brazil are world renound! People come from all over the world to get surgery done here, dentist work aswell! Anyway, now they wont start tubing out when we get a little older, which I'm happy about :D

Some chicks do exagerate with fake tit's though, which is a shame.......
 

IregAt420

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i would have fake tities anyday over titties that hang over the knee caps..flappy titties are natural tittes..most women lose their tits when they get older
Men get 'ed' when they get older....or it just wont get up. them natural titties are still gonna be natural titties...floppy or not. Our dicks are gonna probably gonna be just as bad.
Id definitely rather my 'wife' of 40 years have saggy naturals compared to still great looking tits on an elderly lady...

Just sayin...women lose their tits...we start to lose our dicks. Should we go get fake dicks to satisfy the world?
 

beardo

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I like all tits but i'm more into vagina-especially big floppy ones, I guess some people don't like them like that so they came up with vagina surgery to get rid of that, I think its a shame. Big floppy labia are great
 

mistaphuck

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sadly most fake ones do look fake. I just love the feel of a natural breast. b cup is the best but i like a's too. c's are a plenty for me. not any bigger, my preference ... more of a thigh guy i guess
hell yeah... and poppin' asses too...

edit: who invented breast implants anyway? and do you think he went though medical school purely for that purpose?


he had to have been pretty pleased with himself... I know I would.
 

Greenisthecolor

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Men get 'ed' when they get older....or it just wont get up. them natural titties are still gonna be natural titties...floppy or not. Our dicks are gonna probably gonna be just as bad.
Id definitely rather my 'wife' of 40 years have saggy naturals compared to still great looking tits on an elderly lady...

Just sayin...women lose their tits...we start to lose our dicks. Should we go get fake dicks to satisfy the world?
I bet you that shit is less common among guys who smoke weed just for whatever reason.

About breasts though, the worst to me is overly big nipples whether they're on fake tits or real ones. That sucks, just one of nature's curses I guess. Of course if you're born healthy I guess there's not a whole lot to complain about in comparison to genetic disorders and what not. Is there a cosmetic surgery for shrinking the size of nipples though? I wonder.

hell yeah... and poppin' asses too...
One thing I think it is underrated, on thick not fat girls, is cellulite. I think it's beautiful as long as there's not a ridiculous amount of it.
 

kether noir

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yeah, jumbo nips are curious indeed. i love them all (given my inspection) but, i agree with you on the ufo nipples
 

beardo

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I like all tits but i'm more into vagina-especially big floppy ones, I guess some people don't like them like that so they came up with vagina surgery to get rid of that, I think its a shame. Big floppy labia are great
Am I the only one who likes the beef curtains? Their pretty common but you don't hear about it much and in porn you usually don't see them. I get excited the first time I am with a chick and her draws come off and I see a big mound of floppy sloppy-most women who have them seem embarrased by them but I say let your camel toe show.
 

Cheap Basterd

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Not a fake tit guy myself. Also don't like tattoos on tits either. I find them perfect just the way they are. Bit hypocritical though since I like pierced nipples on certain chicks.

I see a lot of haters of A Cups. Depends on the size of the chicks frame, A's on a really petite chick are fine with me. Not so good for titty fucking, there's still plenty of fun to be had.

I'm yet to see a really good boob job that looks appealing to me. I hear sensitivity is lost after the op too. I like tits to be sensitive.

We all love cleavage, what really gets me though, side boob, Mmmm.

End of the day if I was horny and presented a chick with fake tits, would I say no? No fucking way!
 

IregAt420

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Not a fake tit guy myself. Also don't like tattoos on tits either. I find them perfect just the way they are. Bit hypocritical though since I like pierced nipples on certain chicks.

I see a lot of haters of A Cups. Depends on the size of the chicks frame, A's on a really petite chick are fine with me. Not so good for titty fucking, there's still plenty of fun to be had.

I'm yet to see a really good boob job that looks appealing to me. I hear sensitivity is lost after the op too. I like tits to be sensitive.

We all love cleavage, what really gets me though, side boob, Mmmm.

End of the day if I was horny and presented a chick with fake tits, would I say no? No fucking way!
Oh man, I dont even have to get her bottoms off....if she is laying down without a shirt on and i see the side boob....DOINK! lol...
For real, my ex has ds allll natural and i loved them! Still do...Gonna have to go get me some friends-with-benifits tonight lol
 

beardo

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Am I the only one who likes the beef curtains? Their pretty common but you don't hear about it much and in porn you usually don't see them. I get excited the first time I am with a chick and her draws come off and I see a big mound of floppy sloppy-most women who have them seem embarrased by them but I say let your camel toe show.
When it comes to tits I like a real small nipples= small Areola
 

gogrow

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One thing I think it is underrated, on thick not fat girls, is cellulite. I think it's beautiful as long as there's not a ridiculous amount of it.
shit man, I gotta rep you for this one.... I too can appreciate this, as its more realistic and natural.... and I like em thick :D ....

But at the same time, to be on thread topic..... I also love me some big ole obviously fake ass titties :)
 
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