u gotta f@#k with ur dealer

[the hashshasher]

so ive kinda been doin a lil experiment and i feel thats it has gone far enough to post my findings. have u ever got a dealer and when u first start buyin from them they give u really nice bags but as time goes on the bags get smaller and smaller til u just stop buyin from them, well this happens to me. and so ive decided instead of letting my dealer no that i like the shit i get off him i always complain about something now, not bcuz im truly displeased but so that he thinks i am so he wont start skimpin out on any of my bags, but the key is dont complain to much just complain about lil things so he doesnt take it personal just enough so hes like "oh hes payin attention to wat i giv him"

 

[poonjoon]

i just stop pickin up if it's wack (in ny) but over here i kinda gotta deal with it.

i made all my dealers into my friends and they would all come over and try to give me good deals over each other lol and we smoke all the time together so it worked out

 

[alberts]

you gotta deal with what you gotta deal with.. That's why I hate dealing with sketchy ass people

 

[Sr. Verde]

LOL man

You straight up mindfucking him

 

[Serapis]

Buy a digital pocket scale and treat it like a new toy, show it off. Show how a nickel weighs a perfect 5 grams. Remark how accurate that is. Then toss your freshly purchased sack up on it and go "uh oh, we have a problem. Either my new scale just lost accuracy, or your scale is reading heavy".... Leave him to figure out what you are implying. Your shit will weigh from there on out.

 

[420God]

Buy a digital pocket scale and treat it like a new toy, show it off. Show how a nickel weighs a perfect 5 grams. Remark how accurate that is. Then toss your freshly purchased sack up on it and go "uh oh, we have a problem. Either my new scale just lost accuracy, or your scale is reading heavy".... Leave him to figure out what you are implying. Your shit will weigh from there on out.

^^^This is a good idea^^^

I won't happen if you bring your own scale. I did the same thing before I grew my own.

 

[harveyjarvey]

I always weight it no matter what. if he sees you weight it each time it will always be on point or better. its money so you count that right. Well if he is counting money you should be weighing the bag.

 

[Serapis]

I always weight it no matter what. if he sees you weight it each time it will always be on point or better. its money so you count that right. Well if he is counting money you should be weighing the bag.

NEVER, EVER give your man money and let him not count it. If he is lazy counting, then you count it out as you hand it to him. Count it out loud and have him acknowledge it. Without getting into my long story why, just trust me on this. If anyone tried telling me I shorted them, I'd tell them to fuck off. BUT, when your dumb ass dealer who can't count calls and says ya shorted him, you are either going to make up the difference or go without. Always count out money before you hand it over.

 

[Johnny Retro]

You just need to find better dealers. None of mine have started to short me slowly lol

 

[NoDrama]

If you want to be a successful dealer you have to treat the customer fairly and with respect EVERYTIME! IF i was a dealer I would make sure that ALL my bags weighed exactly the same EVERYTIME, no matter if the guy I was selling too was an idiot, rich, poor, annoying, nerdy, jock or whatever. IF I had people working for me I would let their bags be a little heavy cuz you know they are gonna pinch a lil bit and you want their customers to be happy so that you have constant sales. It's a business.

 

[Sr. Verde]

NEVER, EVER give your man money and let him not count it. If he is lazy counting, then you count it out as you hand it to him. Count it out loud and have him acknowledge it. Without getting into my long story why, just trust me on this. If anyone tried telling me I shorted them, I'd tell them to fuck off. BUT, when your dumb ass dealer who can't count calls and says ya shorted him, you are either going to make up the difference or go without. Always count out money before you hand it over.

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happens to the best of us

Shit, I went to go get a zip for like 340, and had 340 in my wallet... then my boy gave me $40 he owed me so without thinkin i put it in my wallet too. then when I went to grab the bud i handed him the cash and checked my wallet 30 mins later seeing NO money and i'm just thinkin "FUCK, just overpaid 40 bucks on a zip." So I called him but hes like IDK my boy counted it (the kid I DONT know) he said it was 340 i dunno dude"

It was my fault of course, so I just dropped it.. that dude only sold zips for like a week anyway not like a soild hookup or anything

but yeah COUNTING it FOR THEM is a good measure to make sure they never say you shorted them.

&& if your buying weed the first thing you should buy is a scale... $30 for a few years of ON WEIGHT sacks.. cant beat the price. Make sure you get a calibration weight with it though, cause even a shitty scale can read right if it was just calibrated.. i calibrate quick before weighing out every sack

 

[Total Head]

You just need to find better dealers. None of mine have started to short me slowly lol

i wish i was in your boat. i finally have a dealer that i trust and always has supreme herb, variety, and always weighs it in front of me and he does the nickel thing each time. before this guy though it was totally hit or miss. i live in a place where it's pretty easy to rip people off because you really can't just go and find another dealer. it's either schwag central or you get some idiot who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and tries to tell you all this bull about the herb. like he read an article 2 years ago so he thinks he's some guru but really he's a moron. it's like you need to be part of some underground elite to get decent herb. thank god my setup is somewhat perpetual. i only buy bags now for extra variety or to try a strain, or once in a while to tide me over during curing or something. a lot of newcomers to my area are flabbergasted at the weed scene, especially if they come from a med state.