The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

it looks the part for sure. i wish sumcunt could come up with a way of sending smells thru ur monitor....mind u some of the porn stuff would probably be a bit cheesy.

 

[brock]

it smells fucking lovely.

if you wont some bud porn look at the pics on my profile, i wish you could get them over here

 

[dura72]

I was with this woman who, I found out pretty quickly, had a fanny like a yawning hippo. I wasn't touching the sides and this time it wasn't my fault. Seeing my shock, she said that, as a kid, she'd been climbing a barbwire fence into a field and got caught down there. I put my arm round her to comfort her but maybe 'And how far were you across this field before you realised?' wasn't the thing she really wanted to hear.

 

[greenjambo]

Alright guy's, how you's doin? Just chilling, too cold to go anywhere! Need to keep an eye on hut and loft grows for the snow melting! I mind one year i woke and the guy's hut over the back gardens had a blanket of snow like 9 inch thick, like every other hut and roof, except the last third looked like the snow was cut wi a razor and clear to the felt! Acctually funny! But gave him the heads up and got nice reward!

 

[tip top toker]

All is gay this friday! Woke up to a dead cat, 30 minute walk down to town in the cold, lovely runny nose, 10 hours standing still in the cold selling nothing, then 45 minutes back home in the pissing wind rain and snow, now i have a cold. Same again on saturday and sunday minus the cat. Never had a job i've hated so much from the get go. Only good thing is a woman called me today for a meeting on monday for a new job which i think i will take and drop this current one, 3 jobs is more than i can cope with anyways

Need a nice strong joint and a hot bath then bedtime!

 

[dura72]

job??is that like 'work?? seems to remember a careers adviser using those words 20 odd years ago...didnt fancy then ...dont fancy it now..brrrr, the very thought of it!!!

 

[W Dragon]

hey guys how's it going? @dura good to see ya back mate i haven't been on much lately but been missing the laughs when i have stopped by for a nose.

well i officially dont have to worry about growing any more had to shut my setup down AGAIN and just can't be arsed any more, gonna go small and just do a couple for me for now looks like i'll be insulating another room fingers crossed 3rd time lucky lol

 

[dura72]

bloody hell dragon long time buddy. i havent been on for a while either, just got the net back on last friady, havent been outta here since, turnin into the fuckin lawnmower man. its a fuckin nightmare when uv got to shut down, i had to dismantle all my gear a few months ago coz the plumber was visiting my grow house. had to move plants to my mates house, dont get me wrong it did give me the chance to clean the shit hole up a little. same things happenin to my mate next week, bloody council want to inspect his house for some unknown reason, he's gettin a bit paranoid about it. ah well these things are sent to test us i suppose.

 

[W Dragon]

i'm feeling you mate i've gone full circle now started at mine went to parents then to a large shed then to my mates and now back to mine, gonna insulate the attic and just stick my 1 600 up there maybe 2 depending on how it goes if i can get a run or 2 done up there without incident it's gone tits up everywhere so far lol i'm getting the feeling the gods are against me ata the mo. on the upside just chucked some white russian seeds into soak and after they crack got some blueberry to get started and ordering some bubblegum next week

 

[las fingerez]

hey guys how's it going? @dura good to see ya back mate i haven't been on much lately but been missing the laughs when i have stopped by for a nose.

well i officially dont have to worry about growing any more had to shut my setup down AGAIN and just can't be arsed any more, gonna go small and just do a couple for me for now looks like i'll be insulating another room fingers crossed 3rd time lucky lol

shit bro sorry 2 hear the bad news. hope ur good bro, long time!

 

[W Dragon]

long time indeed mate seems like a goodnight for stopping in! i'm good mate just a bit gutted i knew setting up in my mates wasn't a good idea but i got talked into it and had nowhere else to put it all so went to the haslle of insulating, setting up, filling with clones, vegging etc just to have him start bricking it the moment they started flowering and starting to smell so to save him having a stroke shut it down leaving me uot of pocket and having to start again but as the wise man above (dura) said it's all sent to try us lol how you been keeping mate all good i hope?

 

[las fingerez]

yeah not to bad back on the grind lol. got some stuff going on, pop by and take a look when u got a min

 

[W Dragon]

i will mate it's been a while time to get caught up and see whats happening i haven't been on for more than a couple of minutes at a time for a quite a while now

 

[dura72]

I was talking to our neighbour's 10 year old Down's kid.

"What do you like doing, Gavin?"

"I like doing women," he replied.

A bit shocked I asked him, "And where do you do your women?"

"At the 'wimmin pool."

 

[dura72]

I took a girl home last night, either she had thrush, or she was a fan of sliding down the bannister with no knickers on.

 

[greenjambo]

Hey guy's, another cold one eh! Had one of those nights where I fell asleep on couch vatching videos and every time I woke up instead of hitting the nest, I just rolled another and started watching crap again. So I feel like I've had no sleep and been stoned right through!
Alright Dragon, long time mate, spoke to you couple times when I first joined! How you doin!
And Dura as always, hope all's good, loving the jokes!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

alreet dragon lad! what a nightmare man, hope you get all sorted. aye its funny how it just seems like fun n games till your overun with blooming plants and the funk is gettin strong lmao

 

[dura72]

hello everybody, i dont feel well.my fucking nostrils are killin me and ive got fur growing on my tongue.

 

[las fingerez]

afternoon bro, so are mine but i've got a cold hahaha. had a little dabble on my birthday a couple of months ago but been well behaved apart from that lmao

 

[dura72]

ohhhhh dear. been at pub allllllllll day. kinda fried. buggrit millienum hand and shrimp, ahmgoin back mettinks. big fat lines the next stage.