tardis
Well-Known Member
Hello, This is a G13 Labs pinapple express femenized plant which I vegged for 7 weeks and then put outside in Hawaii sun to flower (Although I must admit it got more shade then sun in my back yard in winter.
I chopped it Saturday and dried it till yesterday when I jarred it. I will note that it IS NOT CURED YET so I can not accuratly describe any smell or taste except to say that dried in 70D50H room the smell starts with pinapple but finishes with skunk scents.
What I can describe is the high. I love this high its a well balanced and almost perfect type of high! One bowl is enough to be rocked, and if you arn't a daily smoker then one bowl will put you on your ass. If someone only smoked once a month they would need oen bowl to rock their night, so I like is that my medicine (shade made this yield a lot less than plants did in the summer sun, but out of my 4 strains this one yielded the most so with the right growing conditions I would label this a heavy yielder for personal growers)
The High:
The High has three parts which I notice right off the bat. The first hit and you think "woah this is not bad weed at all" then ten minutes later you are sitting in a daze wondering wtf is going on and trying to recall your name. Its creeper that is decietfully strong even after the first puff.
The high is 1/3 Couchlock Stoned, 1/3 Visual/Auditory trippiness (your brain will run rampant listening to sound in a whole new way while everything around you will visually be more colorful and cartoony), 1/3 euphoria. Now the Euphoria is not overpowering, but it is there and i've come accross many strains that lacked any euphoria.
So I say this is an almost perfect weed because the high will please anyone who looks for those three criteria.
The downside is this strain does have some paranoia, now its not the crazy Jack the Ripper paranoia, but it is there, most likely becuse of the altered perceptions in vision and sound. But at the same time the couchlock keeps you relaxed and comfortable even if you do react to paranoid strains.
I give the couchlock a B+ (very comfortable), the Visual & Auditory trippiness a A, and the Euhporia a B. of course I love lots of smiley euphoria in my strains over anything else so i'm picky there.
The second strike against it, is a plus to most people. Its potency is Stupifying. If you try to have a conversation on the phone with a sober person GOOD LUCK as this stuff will make you a complete stereotypical surfer dude spicoli stupid. You'll forget what you are doing so don't smoke this while cooking meals or doing anything that takes reasonable saftey focus. Do not drive on this pot under any circumstances.
Well all in all I have to give this pots high an A-. I mean Its a fantastic good yielding potent enjoyable and all round fun pot. If I find a more euphoric pheno in the three seeds I have left i'm going to have to keep it, as this stuff is not being overhyped for any reasons that it really is that good. Given the lack of being impressed i've had with the other G13 strains I grew, I must say they stole some pretty fantastic genetics here and my one and only plant wound up with the most perfectly balanced high I can remember smoking.
When I smoke this I have no stomach problems, but I also dont have munchies which I look for because of my severe nausea. So this one is a break even for my med needs, but as pot I love it! This pot is perfect for watching Scott Pilgrim vs The World because of its auditory and visual benefits. In fact any movie with a great soundtrack and awsome cinematography will be much improved by this strain.
Oh yeah, I smoked a single bongload of pinapple express before writing this, and I really couldn't justify another hit, its that potent. Only for people who smoke often, as its potency would be much too strong for occasional smoker and they wouldn't be able to truely appreciate the quality of this high.
I chopped it Saturday and dried it till yesterday when I jarred it. I will note that it IS NOT CURED YET so I can not accuratly describe any smell or taste except to say that dried in 70D50H room the smell starts with pinapple but finishes with skunk scents.
What I can describe is the high. I love this high its a well balanced and almost perfect type of high! One bowl is enough to be rocked, and if you arn't a daily smoker then one bowl will put you on your ass. If someone only smoked once a month they would need oen bowl to rock their night, so I like is that my medicine (shade made this yield a lot less than plants did in the summer sun, but out of my 4 strains this one yielded the most so with the right growing conditions I would label this a heavy yielder for personal growers)
The High:
The High has three parts which I notice right off the bat. The first hit and you think "woah this is not bad weed at all" then ten minutes later you are sitting in a daze wondering wtf is going on and trying to recall your name. Its creeper that is decietfully strong even after the first puff.
The high is 1/3 Couchlock Stoned, 1/3 Visual/Auditory trippiness (your brain will run rampant listening to sound in a whole new way while everything around you will visually be more colorful and cartoony), 1/3 euphoria. Now the Euphoria is not overpowering, but it is there and i've come accross many strains that lacked any euphoria.
So I say this is an almost perfect weed because the high will please anyone who looks for those three criteria.
The downside is this strain does have some paranoia, now its not the crazy Jack the Ripper paranoia, but it is there, most likely becuse of the altered perceptions in vision and sound. But at the same time the couchlock keeps you relaxed and comfortable even if you do react to paranoid strains.
I give the couchlock a B+ (very comfortable), the Visual & Auditory trippiness a A, and the Euhporia a B. of course I love lots of smiley euphoria in my strains over anything else so i'm picky there.
The second strike against it, is a plus to most people. Its potency is Stupifying. If you try to have a conversation on the phone with a sober person GOOD LUCK as this stuff will make you a complete stereotypical surfer dude spicoli stupid. You'll forget what you are doing so don't smoke this while cooking meals or doing anything that takes reasonable saftey focus. Do not drive on this pot under any circumstances.
Well all in all I have to give this pots high an A-. I mean Its a fantastic good yielding potent enjoyable and all round fun pot. If I find a more euphoric pheno in the three seeds I have left i'm going to have to keep it, as this stuff is not being overhyped for any reasons that it really is that good. Given the lack of being impressed i've had with the other G13 strains I grew, I must say they stole some pretty fantastic genetics here and my one and only plant wound up with the most perfectly balanced high I can remember smoking.
When I smoke this I have no stomach problems, but I also dont have munchies which I look for because of my severe nausea. So this one is a break even for my med needs, but as pot I love it! This pot is perfect for watching Scott Pilgrim vs The World because of its auditory and visual benefits. In fact any movie with a great soundtrack and awsome cinematography will be much improved by this strain.
Oh yeah, I smoked a single bongload of pinapple express before writing this, and I really couldn't justify another hit, its that potent. Only for people who smoke often, as its potency would be much too strong for occasional smoker and they wouldn't be able to truely appreciate the quality of this high.
