just got stung by a scorpion

BDBandit

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twice!! and on my ass too!! lol no joke...I was getting ready to go to the beach and got my swim trunks from the floor, when I was putting them on I felt a big sting on my right cheek and flipped out for a bit haha. So I took them off and shook them out and what do you know a baby scorpion fell out. I killed the bastard with an old license plate that was on the floor. I was high when this happened and still am..so I'm pretty fucking paranoid about the floor right now lol I was even thinking about goin to the hospital but nah its just a baby...hopefully I'll be fine. think im just gonna lay on this couch for a few hours...:joint:
 
objektiv

objektiv

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that was a cute bastard,,my friend was stunged by a bigger fellow than that on his arm in marocco,,he went so ill so they were nerly amputating his arm ,,but in the end everything went ok....
 
thedoc08

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The only scorpion in this great country that can kill you is an Arizona bark scorpion, and that isn't one.

Gotta love Google, nothing quite like being an expert on deadly scorpions in under 15 seconds.
 
Greenplease

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Fuck that! I'm happy we don't have scorpions here, we have brown spiders though, they are pretty poisonous, thier venom rots your flesh. But they are so chilled that you don't see em that often they just hang out under couches and in the garden. Still freaky though. Brazil has some intense wild life man.
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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We have scorpions where I live.

I live in fear.

Not even kidding.


Oh hey! Fun fact:

If even a drop of alcohol touches a scorpion it will go crazy and sting itself to death!

I knew people who had a scorpion infestation they would have to clear out their shower every morning because of all the scorpions, dump out their shoes all day, and they had to put the feet of their beds in tupperware containers full of alcohol. Otherwise the scorpions would crawl up the legs of the bed and get INTO the fucking bed! Their house was built on a huge fucking nest or something.
 
brandon.

brandon.

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There are no venomous scorpions in Florida. I've been stung a few times by those little fuckers. Surprisingly painful for such a little cocksucker, but you'll be fine man.
 
BDBandit

BDBandit

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I was thinkin, if theres a baby that means theres a mom...and if theres a mom theres probably more babies..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
lazaah

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The most likely thing to bite you here in New zealand is the missus. No nasty bugs or animals here. kinda sucks. Oh wait we have whitetail spiders, but the are pussy as
 
Greenplease

Greenplease

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lazaah said:
The most likely thing to bite you here in New zealand is the missus. No nasty bugs or animals here. kinda sucks. Oh wait we have whitetail spiders, but the are pussy as
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Hahaha yeah NZ don't have much, we got the Katipo spider there aswell! White tails are fairly weak though, but there are so many of them now days, fucking Australians brought them over! We got some pretty venomous Jellyfish aswell,and heeeeeaps of different types of stingray. Compared with Australia though we haven't got shit, which I'm happy with hahaha
 
brandon.

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BDBandit said:
I was thinkin, if theres a baby that means theres a mom...and if theres a mom theres probably more babies..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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That might not be a baby, the scorpions in FL are TINY. They usually avoid houses, they like the tall grass and such. Probably won't be any more in your house.
 
BDBandit

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hmmm well I sure hope so. I definitely dont want tiny scorpion babies running around everywhere! lol
 
brandon.

brandon.

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BDBandit said:
hmmm well I sure hope so. I definitely dont want tiny scorpion babies running around everywhere! lol
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haha! well I found one in my house a few years ago. I've been living here almost 7 years, and that was the one and only time I've seen one.
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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brandon. said:
There are no venomous scorpions in Florida. I've been stung a few times by those little fuckers. Surprisingly painful for such a little cocksucker, but you'll be fine man.
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I have no fear of death.

Fear of intense pain, I do have!
 
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