So you want to be a pot dealer, huh?

[whynot]

If your thinking of being a pot dealer, let me give you a little friendly advice from someone who has dealt with many over my 19 yr career of smoking pot.

Don't tell a customer to give them a call anytime if you are never going to answer your phone or return calls. I would prefer you just tell me to fuck off right off the bat.

You tell me a price, there is no reason for it to change from the time I hung up the phone till I got to you. Oh, wait, now your pissed that I don't want it because you want to charge me more than what you said?

Selling a regular, a shitty bag, is not smart. I'm not sure what part of this sounded like a good idea, but it wasn't. And then don't wonder why I am no longer buying from you!

Sure, i'll meet you to grab it, but i'm driving 45min to get it, so were good right? Oh yeah, no problem. So now, after driving 45 min and waiting 30 minutes, THEN you decide to call and tell me you can't make it! Thanks you fuckin' tard! You can now take that bag and stick it up your ass!

So, if your thinking about selling pot, consider these few examples as a free lesson in how NOT to be a dealer.

 

[lowrider2000]

lol seems like those sores all still open lol when i used to slang i ran that shit like i run my buissnes id call back( i know how you feel about that0 each time i here that i give up and try tomarrow or find some one else ha

 

[Banditt]

I hate dealers. I recommend growing your own.

 

[spleefed]

Right on! And don't ask me to pinch a bud out for you for your trouble. Fuck you! You ask me that and I know you don't have any for yourself and I also know you probably already pinched it. Douche.

 

[PineAppleLover]

I hate dealers. I recommend growing your own.

sometimes we cant grow our own ... if you know why -wink wink-

 

[worm5376]

Is it just me or did this thread give you flashbacks? Man I use to hate that shit when I was a youngin.

Fuck nut ass bummy ass dealers. Eatuh dick faggots!

 

[Johnny Retro]

what do you expect, there stoners too, rightt?

 

[d.s.m.]

Is it just me or did this thread give you flashbacks?

It's not just you. It's funny how some shit never changes.

 

[worm5376]

what do you expect, there stoners too, rightt?

No Johnny. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That is no excuse!

It's not just you. It's funny how some shit never changes.

Yep, you got that right. Somethings never change.

 

[PussymOneyWeed]

Don't tell a customer to give them a call anytime if you are never going to answer your phone or return calls. I would prefer you just tell me to fuck off right off the bat.

Sure, i'll meet you to grab it, but i'm driving 45min to get it, so were good right? Oh yeah, no problem. So now, after driving 45 min and waiting 30 minutes, THEN you decide to call and tell me you can't make it! Thanks you fuckin' tard! You can now take that bag and stick it up your ass!.

Dealing with these two as i type. I had to drive back and forth a couple times just to still not have it, and if it EVER comes thru tonight i have to do even more driving around.

Total BS. But the bud is sooooo good that i dont want to just say fuck it. I guess im just gonna sit here impatiently and wait.

 

[whynot]

I feel for ya pussy, haha, that sounded funny. But shit, wtf is wrong with people? It's almost like some of them don't like money or something. The older I get the more tired of all the BS of pickin' up a sac. If it ain't one thing, it's something else. Dearly need my state to go medical! Hope you score tonight pussy, you deserve it!

 

[420God]

Those are all the reasons I started my own grow.

 

[exo420420]

Sounds like you messing with a younger cat?

 

[Padawanbater2]

Fuck yeah dude, with you on each point made!

How bout when you hit them up early in the day, then they wait allllllll day long to finally come by, when it would have taken literally 5 minutes to go pick it up or drop it off...

Or "yeah yeah, I'll be by in a little bit..." ... an hour passes, 2 hours... 4 1/2 hours pass... still not even a call... goddamn, that shit irritates the FUCK out of me!

 

[Total Head]

preach on, sir. every single thing on that list has happened to me at least once. 3 more for ya:

if you change your number it might be nice to let people know. don't come up to them in walmart and ask if they're pissed at you because you haven't heard from them.

don't replace hardcore fire with topshelf mids and charge the same price without saying anything. people notice that shit.

if you're gonna ask a customer to grab you a pack of ciggs and a pepsi you better knock something off or throw in an extra nug.


the contempt i feel for dealers in general cannot be described in words.

 

[Padawanbater2]

preach on, sir. every single thing on that list has happened to me at least once. 3 more for ya:

if you change your number it might be nice to let people know. don't come up to them in walmart and ask if they're pissed at you because you haven't heard from them.

don't replace hardcore fire with topshelf mids and charge the same price without saying anything. people notice that shit.

if you're gonna ask a customer to grab you a pack of ciggs and a pepsi you better knock something off or throw in an extra nug.


the contempt i feel for dealers in general cannot be described in words.

I agree with this too.

Seems like common decency to cut the price if they ask you to pick something up for them on the way. Just like if I have a dealer drive more than 10 miles to my house, I'll pay for their gas. You would think that kind of stuff would just be like unspoken rules but I just don't know with some people...

 

[PussymOneyWeed]

I feel for ya pussy, haha, that sounded funny. But shit, wtf is wrong with people? It's almost like some of them don't like money or something. The older I get the more tired of all the BS of pickin' up a sac. If it ain't one thing, it's something else. Dearly need my state to go medical! Hope you score tonight pussy, you deserve it!

Well thank you sir! I actually did manage to get some last night after getting i had asked a buddy of mine! It some how worked out perfectly cause he needed a ride to the ATM (it was raining) so he could pull out some cash and pick some up too.

And it turns out its even better than the other bag i was gonna get, so in the end everything worked out.

 

[treehuger84]

it fuckin pisses me off to man...

i used to be a dealer for quite a few years and would always answer my phone, tell my customers exactly how it was, charge the same, weigh it exact and never fucked people over, and always bloody answered the phone...
now im out of the scence and having to pay street price, i now realise how nice i actually was to them...
how many times in the last 12 months have i been taken for a ride since i moved....

JUST BECAUSE ITS NOT A LEGAL BUSSINESS, DOSENT MEAN THERE ARE NO MORALS, ETHICS AND COMMON COURTESY DUDE!!!

fuck i wish i could buy it at the supermarket........