BadAndy
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your shadowWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
your shadowWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Its daytime..the moon can be out during daylightHow can you see the old woman crossing the street when your driving if the moon is out but the trees are blocking the light your headlights are broken and not a street light is on????
Hi everybody.......
Ok so i think that we need to bring some light hearted fun to this site, where we can all just sit back and flick through this thread for a giggle, Or to just down right mess with your mind when your high as a fricking kite.....
You can post what every you like on this thread as long as its funny to you and other. or its going to test your fellow grower.....
Here is an example of mine to kick us off....
Senario...
3 women live together in a flat that has no TV. So the 3 women decide to go to a TV shop to buy 1 for the flat. So the next day the 3 women set of shopping to the TV shop in town. When they get there they take a look around and see a TV that they all agree to purchase.
The TV is £30.
So they all give the shop keeper £10 each.
3 x £10 = £30.
They are happy with there buy and set of home, TV in hand.
Once they left the shop, The shopkeeper thinks to himself???? " i have over charged tho's Lady's by £5.
So he calls his little assistant and say's. " here are 5 pound coins, run and catch up tho's ladys and give it to them"
The little assistant starts running after the ladys, but on the way to them thinks to himself. " They dont know how much they have been over charged. I'll give them 1 pound back each "
So he catches them and gives them a 1 pound back each
Ok so now he gave them a pound they have only spent £9 each.
3 x £9 = £27.
The little assistant pocketed £2
So £27 + £2 = £29.
So where as the other pound gone???????????????????????????????????????
Thanks for taking the time to go through this and i hope you have somthing to add....
Lol, Good try but no not the right answer...DUDE, so this has been buggin me, but I think i got the answer, so when the owner gives back the $5 this works out to each person paying round $8.33, so when they recieve the other dollar they have actually paid 9.33, the missing dollar is in the change, this would be a total of 27.99 and the two added dollars would be 29.99, the penny is missing cause $25.00 doesnt divide by three equally......fack i hope thats it.....
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
Sorry pal but incorrect again......this missing dollar is split equally across the four people at .25 cents a piece!!?? NOT GOOGLED
Hmm.....the owner says they overpaid by five pounds...This means that the total would be 25lbs...So giving them back 1lb each would add up to 28lbs...not 27.
yet taking off 1lb from each girl would be 9each, and that adds to 27lbs.
So somehow theres a lost pound.In the way its told.
It is has something to do with the 9x3=27 equation being irrelevant...This is said to confuse...
But im guessing that theres some snippy answer like "Something something (pun)"
Cleaver lad. On the right track.....Hmm.....the owner says they overpaid by five pounds...This means that the total would be 25lbs...So giving them back 1lb each would add up to 28lbs...not 27.
yet taking off 1lb from each girl would be 9each, and that adds to 27lbs.
So somehow theres a lost pound.In the way its told.
It is has something to do with the 9x3=27 equation being irrelevant...This is said to confuse...
But im guessing that theres some snippy answer like "Something something (pun)"
lol. Yup your missing a pound...ya if you think about it, if they paid $25 for it, than they each really paid $8.33 approx, as it doesn't divide equally, if you add the dollar to that than you get 9.33, but actually getting the dollar makes it $9.00 paid.....im missin somethin here
yes a stapler.Im thinkin a hammer? but im sure thats not right so ill get back to ya ....edit: A STAPLER?
indeed, that is soHe wrote the words "your exact weight" on a piece of paper and won the bet.