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mcpurple

mcpurple

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im going to save it to my cpu. that way i can send it to a tattoo shop and they can make size adjustments for me and mabye add some stuff i had in mind.
thanks dan
 
sirwolf

sirwolf

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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
how?
 
mcpurple

mcpurple

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here is an easy one i think.

if you have 2 coins that equal 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel what are the 2 coins?
 
sirwolf

sirwolf

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A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.

can anyone solve it?
 
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NoDrama

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jondamon said:
There is a Large boat in the harbour at the docks. During low tide. Now during low tide there is 7 2metre long ladders above the water and 4 2metre long ladders underneath the water.

The tide rises at a rate of 2metres every 3hours. The boat is in the docks for 7hours. at the end of this period how many ladders are above and below the water line?


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7 above and 4 below is the answer, the boat floats.
 
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NoDrama

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sirwolf said:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
how?
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The woman is a photographer. I actually had to google this one.
 
sirwolf

sirwolf

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With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
 
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