Important Notice To All Members

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
There has been a mutiny and I am your new leader.

There will be some new rules at Rollitup.

1. dress code - you can only post on the site when you are nude
2. brushing teeth in mandatory
3. people who can do the splits will get a special star by their name
4. to speak to female members, you must get permission from Garden Knowm
5. people who have most of their posts in the political forums will be viewed as lower class citizens.
6. people smarter than Garden Knowm will be banned and sent to our sister site.. LOL ahahahahahahhaha :mrgreen:
7. sample nugs from all gardens will need to be sent to GARDEN KNOWM in order to verify the legitimacy of all grows. People who don't send nugs are obvious imposter's and charlatan's.


I am just trying to be fair and humble. These rules are for your safety and health.



more rules to follow
 

kayasgarden

Well-Known Member
i am female and i wish i could send you a sample gk.............
I like the nude rule but its like -1 outside here in new england and i dont think its much over 55 in here, im not being naked:)
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Hey piz...

those boobs do not look like the other boobs.... these "new" boobs look HARDER... are they the same boobs?

and the left boob has, what appears to be a circular outline of some sorts just above the nipple... do you see what I am talking about....

please get back to me asap on all relevant information regarding that fine set of cans...

you can also post more pictures. I think this would help me understand..

iloveyou
 

trevoranderson420

Active Member
i like being naked. i dont mind given a sample nug, i mean im a freeloader magnet anyway. i cant do the splits. oh by the way does anyone mind tellin me how to post a thread?
 

closet.cult

New Member
There will be some new rules at Rollitup.

1. dress code - you can only post on the site when you are nude duh.
2. brushing teeth is mandatory huh?
3. people who can do the splits will get a special star by their name split an Oz?
4. to speak to female members, you must get permission from Garden Knowm i always thought YOU were a girl. :?
5. people who have most of their posts in the political forums will be viewed as lower class citizens. duh.
6. people smarter than Garden Knowm will be banned and sent to our sister site.. LOL ahahahahahahhaha :mrgreen: but then you will be all alone here. :?
7. sample nugs from all gardens will need to be sent to GARDEN KNOWM in order to verify the legitimacy of all grows. People who don't send nugs are obvious imposter's and charlatan's. noone really grows anything here. haven't you seen the all disclaimer sigs. :blsmoke:

more rules to follow - you ARE a girl.
I'm about to be banned or sent to Knowm's sister's website! He said so! :hump:
 

DND

Well-Known Member
There has been a mutiny and I am your new leader.

There will be some new rules at Rollitup.

1. dress code - you can only post on the site when you are nude
2. brushing teeth in mandatory
3. people who can do the splits will get a special star by their name
4. to speak to female members, you must get permission from Garden Knowm
5. people who have most of their posts in the political forums will be viewed as lower class citizens.
6. people smarter than Garden Knowm will be banned and sent to our sister site.. LOL ahahahahahahhaha :mrgreen:
7. sample nugs from all gardens will need to be sent to GARDEN KNOWM in order to verify the legitimacy of all grows. People who don't send nugs are obvious imposter's and charlatan's.


I am just trying to be fair and humble. These rules are for your safety and health.



more rules to follow
Nice :hump:

1. Done.
2. Dental health is like breathing to me. :mrgreen:
3. I tried and pulled a muscle, no star for me.
4. Is this a one time deal or every time? May I please speak to all the hunnies on RIU?
5. N/A...I will suggest to all members though... GOOGLE RON PAUL AND IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, VOTE FOR HIM! I had to.
6. The square root of (pie x 4857485647653290465) ahhhhhh shit, nevermind..you win there.
7. Sample will be there mid November-ish, First Class, overnight, postage paid!

Can I get my certificate of compliance now? :mrgreen:
 

sohi

Well-Known Member
Mr. Knowm... I've noticed in a lot of your posts at the end comes the famous "iloveyou". Now you're in power the love goes out the window...
  • The cute girl who looks under the posted age gets a :hump: at the end of it... (so you're 21 "heh heh... alright..." -Quagmire)
  • A Class system gets set up with the advent of lower class citizens... Political worth is low on here unless it's posts for ron paul :blsmoke:.
  • You send for our first born nugs for proof or else we're charlatans...
  • You come in and erase the books and replace them with your own... I mean... great shit... really, great stuff.
  • Also if "brushing teeth in mandatory" is anything like brushing teeth in purgatory you can count me out.
  • Ya jerk... show the love! and please don't ban me
Beat down sha mon aahh. In the words of Michael Jackson.

So if you're with me. Let's sing it... hippie drum circle...
"Where is the love... Where is the love... where is the love, the love, the love... Sha mon aahh. Whooo Hooooooo"

:joint: :joint:
 
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