Why arenz stoners generally fat?

[Lounge]

actually i was talking about my skull. the thing that holds in my massive brain.

lol werd, much love.

LOUNGE

 

[abcdthc]

i dont gain weight.. body doesnt want to.

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

Metabolism increases.


No scientific proof, personal thought.

 

[goatamineHcL]

shit im fat son
fat mac like biggy smalls

 

[goatamineHcL]

I'm just too lazy to get something to eat while stoned, unless I already have it in front of me

for fucking real

 

[girlyhits]

Hummmm...... not thin here. In fact I gained my weight a couple years back when I was on unemployment for a while. There was some wake and baking going on for a couple months and my greatest accomplishment was catching up on movies.... so yea that's 20 pounds that never left.

It's all good I just added more shake in my money maker.

 

[home.grower]

Yeh? humping all these 50L sacks of grow medium around; humping ballasts across town; never being satisfied with the aesthetic pleasure of being in ones garden (renovation); helping others become self sufficient (setting up); and not really having much time to be wasted and seated, but rather wasted and on the go is also an additive to some fellow stoner's lifestyles. I know fat ass stoners and they often have the skinny guy do most of the work lol... I've met Big Buddha from the said seed company and he ain't no skinny guy. I dunno if he gets the skinny guy to do all the work but on the occasion we met he rolled his own joint, but he did it out of my weed lol.. I suppose I just answered my own query lmao

 

[home.grower]

Agreed! The best is when we've got some extra money, and order pizza then roll up that . By the time we get stoned the hot pizza shows up.

Its amazing.

LOUNGE

Ordering pizza while online & stoned, even better... Less time wasted trying to explain ones order over the phone... just pay em and shut the door, so far I've only opened my mouth to toke and eat pizza...lol... first words of the day 'shyt ~I'm wasted'

 

[Lounge]

Ordering pizza while online & stoned, even better... Less time wasted trying to explain ones order over the phone... just pay em and shut the door, so far I've only opened my mouth to toke and eat pizza...lol... first words of the day 'shyt ~I'm wasted'

best of craigslist : To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

Craigslist AD thats classic, sums up being high & hungry perfectly.

LOUNGE

 

[fdd2blk]

best of craigslist : To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza

Craigslist AD thats classic, sums up being high & hungry perfectly.

LOUNGE

that's funny.

 

[WillieNelson]

i have a fat head.

I too am afflicted with FHS(fat head syndrome). Many people don't realize the impact of having a large noggin on ones life. When I was a lad, I was the little league player that wore the XL blue batting helmet. The only kid in the league that wore that helmet mind you. When I graduated from college, the lady mesuring heads for cap and gown yelled down the hall, "8 3/8, do they make them that large". It turns out they do not. After ripping out all of the seams from there largest cap, and then strectching it over a kettle, it still looked like a beenie.