how to grow weed
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ukgrower2110
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seriously no1 thought that video was informative?
researchkitty
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I'd say that the thread, and that video, are both epic failures. My IQ is now lower and you wasted 4 minutes of my day. 
ukgrower2110
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i thought itd be a good guide for a complete newbie,but hey each to thier own opinion.I'd say that the thread, and that video, are both epic failures. My IQ is now lower and you wasted 4 minutes of my day.
Sr. Verde
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I'd say that the thread, and that video, are both epic failures. My IQ is now lower and you wasted 4 minutes of my day.
No but really this is toke n talk that should have gone in a growing section anyway... since it's informative and all... right? maybe i'm too baked
ukgrower2110
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sorry m8, i just post all tunes bout weed in talk n toke n evrythin else in the growing area, i didnt think it was 2 informative coz it didnt metion hermies and autos, sorry if its in the wrong section.
No but really this is toke n talk that should have gone in a growing section anyway... since it's informative and all... right? maybe i'm too baked
researchkitty
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It's just a cute but silly video that makes a rap of how to grow. Without any underlying knowledge the information is too fast. But either way, nifty, just a little weird is all =) =) =)
ukgrower2110
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i think coz ur american and havent heard either english rap like giggs or grime like dot rotten you would find it wierd, charlie sloth sure as shit aint the best, but if you want i can post a few links too sum fairly good english tracks so u can kind of get an idea of what its like down here.
CdnBud
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I agree with kitty....video sucks big time.I'd say that the thread, and that video, are both epic failures. My IQ is now lower and you wasted 4 minutes of my day.
ukgrower2110
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whats so bad about the vid, its a good vid to get a complete newb started, not for a pro or anyone whos successfully completed a grow or 2, but for someone whos just startin to considor growin for themselves.
Kodank Moment
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Well lets go into this:
1. During the video I saw it mentioned creating a fake I.D. or passport or maybe stealing one. Sketchy. Then I just go BUY a house cause I don't wanna fuck with no landlords. Well that sounds nice but faking an I.D. let alone a passport is damn near impossible for your average budding grower who enjoys horrible tunes about growing buds.
2. It mentions no form of security, lights, dealing with nosy neighbors, water, ph, soil, pot size, room temperature, how to properly produce productive amount of co2. Really if you follow the directions in this house you'll just end up with a pending charge of identity theft, manufacturing, and whatever else they decide to fuck you with. Did it mention to never grow near a school...and every city is different on those zoning laws etc. even for medical patients.
3. If you actually are stupid enough to recommend this to some person who comes here asking for advice you are likely to have just contributed to some kind of local newspaper headline. How about you type and give them solid usable advice? Or point them to the grow forums and FAQs Threads. A lame ass rap song with some lame ass vague directions isn't helping at all.
And if you were considering growing and someone played this for you...do you really think it would motivate you to want to grow? Nay.
Good Day.
ukgrower2110
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yes i would grow after hearing this, getting a fake id in the uk is easy, as i said, its just to get a complete newbie started off, he can go on from there and start doin real research i.e what lights to buy, whats a carbon filter, whats coco, whats nft, it points out most of the things a newb needs to research.
p.s lovin the avatar
Benassi
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Jesus fuck, that ruined rap for me for a fucking week. No wonder I never heard anything in my life about any euro-rappers.
I thought this was how to grow weed, not how to be a half assed drug lord with a dope house.
Here's how you grow weed; get a closet, get a light, get a clone, and a book (obviously more but you get where this is going...). Behold some personals. Not a $140,000 investment trying to be the next real life Weeds series.
The song has been off for 10 minutes now and I'm honestly still agitated my ears were subject to that. I honestly wish I was kidding, but I need a bowl of Bubba Kush to hopefully calm down.
Wtf are you trying to get a "newbie" to do?!
Change the title to "how to start a growing operation in a dope house".
I thought this was how to grow weed, not how to be a half assed drug lord with a dope house.
Here's how you grow weed; get a closet, get a light, get a clone, and a book (obviously more but you get where this is going...). Behold some personals. Not a $140,000 investment trying to be the next real life Weeds series.
The song has been off for 10 minutes now and I'm honestly still agitated my ears were subject to that. I honestly wish I was kidding, but I need a bowl of Bubba Kush to hopefully calm down.
Wtf are you trying to get a "newbie" to do?!
Change the title to "how to start a growing operation in a dope house".
ukgrower2110
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im trying to give a noowbie the basic ideas of growin, and if i were you i wouldnt take the piss out of euro rappers, just type in giggs, a good uk rap artist n ull see that our rappers are decent, and thats not even mentionin grime or dubstep or uk drum n base.Jesus fuck, that ruined rap for me for a fucking week. No wonder I never heard anything in my life about any euro-rappers.
I thought this was how to grow weed, not how to be a half assed drug lord with a dope house.
Here's how you grow weed; get a closet, get a light, get a clone, and a book (obviously more but you get where this is going...). Behold some personals. Not a $140,000 investment trying to be the next real life Weeds series.
The song has been off for 10 minutes now and I'm honestly still agitated my ears were subject to that. I honestly wish I was kidding, but I need a bowl of Bubba Kush to hopefully calm down.
Wtf are you trying to get a "newbie" to do?!
Change the title to "how to start a growing operation in a dope house".
Woomeister
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sorry uk grower but I think you are an underage, naive wannabee....
ukgrower2110
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wannabe what exactly, ive quite clearly stated in previous threads that i have no interest for the road ting, i have bigger aspirations in my life than to die for a bandanna. and also, how can i be underage if im going to be doin a closet grow soon, not a stealth grow, every1 in this house will know im growin, if i were underage and lived wit my parents then there isnt a hope in hell that those propaganda filled fools would ever let me grow an illegal drug, furthermore i wouldnt put my family at risk just to get some midgrade weed when i have access to the best weed 24/7.
researchkitty
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Eeh, no reason to personally attack the guy because you disagree with music taste or age. We all agreed its a stupid video, but to each his own. Someone saw the Spice Girls movie and liked it too, so to each their own.... 
ukgrower2110
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those corporate whores made a film? WTFEeh, no reason to personally attack the guy because you disagree with music taste or age. We all agreed its a stupid video, but to each his own. Someone saw the Spice Girls movie and liked it too, so to each their own....
