all sneaky like......

kochab

New Member
so Ive decided to send seeds to a friend of mine across the country....... Ive been thinking that during the holiday season near christmas packages will be inspected much closer, or much less, either or.
so this is how ive decided to do it.

1) i took a glass tube that was sealed on one end and dropped seeds in there...... (If your tube isnt sealed you can seal it with a torch pretty easily if you take it easy and dont try to melt all the glass shut at once.)

2)I then inserted a cork that fit (more than) snugly into the seed vial and then rammed it flush with the seeds WITHOUT crushing them.

3)i then lit a birthday candle ablaze and dripped the wax carefully into the vial. your seed vial is now sealed

4)i watched this video on youtube and made a toilet paper rose.........

(video can be found here........
YouTube - Toilet Paper Rose)

5)inserted rose with short stem into our sealed seed vial.

6)continued wrapping outside of vial with toilet paper to prevent seeing the contents.

7)wrap bottom part of rose with scotch tape........

8)drop in the mail and hope for the best. (ill do this when i get paid)

last picture is finished product. lemme know what you think
 

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mockingbird131313

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so Ive decided to send seeds to a friend of mine across the country....... Ive been thinking that during the holiday season near christmas packages will be inspected much closer, or much less, either or.
so this is how ive decided to do it.

1) i took a glass tube that was sealed on one end and dropped seeds in there...... (If your tube isnt sealed you can seal it with a torch pretty easily if you take it easy and dont try to melt all the glass shut at once.)

2)I then inserted a cork that fit (more than) snugly into the seed vial and then rammed it flush with the seeds WITHOUT crushing them.

3)i then lit a birthday candle ablaze and dripped the wax carefully into the vial. your seed vial is now sealed

4)i watched this video on youtube and made a toilet paper rose.........

(video can be found here........
YouTube - Toilet Paper Rose)

5)inserted rose with short stem into our sealed seed vial.

6)continued wrapping outside of vial with toilet paper to prevent seeing the contents.

7)wrap bottom part of rose with scotch tape........

8)drop in the mail and hope for the best. (ill do this when i get paid)

last picture is finished product. lemme know what you think
Would it be easier (I don't really know myself) to disguise cannabis seed as wild bird seed, which is hemp? What if you bought a five lbs bag of wild hemp bird seed and stuck a small package of cannabis seeds in the middle. Then seal the bag back up. Hemp and cannabis smell the same to a dog. But, hemp is legal to own, transport, and mail.

Just an idea I had. Not sure if it is good or not.
 

kochab

New Member
Would it be easier (I don't really know myself) to disguise cannabis seed as wild bird seed, which is hemp? What if you bought a five lbs bag of wild hemp bird seed and stuck a small package of cannabis seeds in the middle. Then seal the bag back up. Hemp and cannabis smell the same to a dog. But, hemp is legal to own, transport, and mail.

Just an idea I had. Not sure if it is good or not.
bubbleyum. 1 seed a peice down in the center. put them all in a vacume sealed bag for "freshness"
lol.
 

Lacy

New Member
As long as the seeds were wrapped up but just the fact that you are sending a bag of birdseed via mail seems a tad fishy. It is true that owning hemp seeds is legal.

Would it be easier (I don't really know myself) to disguise cannabis seed as wild bird seed, which is hemp? What if you bought a five lbs bag of wild hemp bird seed and stuck a small package of cannabis seeds in the middle. Then seal the bag back up. Hemp and cannabis smell the same to a dog. But, hemp is legal to own, transport, and mail.

Just an idea I had. Not sure if it is good or not.
 

Lacy

New Member
I think it is a great idea.:clap:

I've sent my friends treats through the mail before and gotten away with it. I've send papers smeared with honey oil and sent it ok. I won't do it now 'cause that stuff stinks and I don't know how it got through but it did.

But then again I remember once being short a 2 cent stamp so drew a picture of one and it went through.:lol:
bubbleyum. 1 seed a peice down in the center. put them all in a vacume sealed bag for "freshness"
lol.
 

valuablevariable

Well-Known Member
I think it is a great idea.:clap:

I've sent my friends treats through the mail before and gotten away with it. I've send papers smeared with honey oil and sent it ok. I won't do it now 'cause that stuff stinks and I don't know how it got through but it did.

But then again I remember once being short a 2 cent stamp so drew a picture of one and it went through.:lol:
that is the coolest thing ive ever heard
 

kochab

New Member
lacy, im not sure if you were being serious about drawing the stamp
or not but, if you are serious, you are the queen of all bullshit.
my line of thought was more going to if they do open the package, then they are going to see a hand made toilet paper rose and MAYBE not take it apart in fear that its really just a t.p rose someone is sending someone and it would fall apart.
 

kochab

New Member
I always just stick the seeds in a bic and ship it. Nobody thinks twice about it.
pen, razor,lighter, bic WHAT? bic makes a million things. for that matter i know people that bring meth over airline companys planes for personal use in car/vehicle key fob's (the keyless entry devices for cars). why reveal this when the man can read it? i hope he busts those bastards........
 

thenextlevel

Active Member
pen, razor,lighter, bic WHAT? bic makes a million things. for that matter i know people that bring meth over airline companys planes for personal use in car/vehicle key fob's (the keyless entry devices for cars). why reveal this when the man can read it? i hope he busts those bastards........
thats crazy.. bringing meth over in a key fob.
my dad told me a story when i was a kid about taking a bible that had rice paper pages they would pull the spine apart, equally soaking each page in LSD and making a whole pocket sized bible into blotter. then getting on an airplane to the Caribbean. it even got hand inspected, some customs agent was holding a few hundred tabs in his hand. no one suspected anything.
 

mastakoosh

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I think it is a great idea.:clap:

I've sent my friends treats through the mail before and gotten away with it. I've send papers smeared with honey oil and sent it ok. I won't do it now 'cause that stuff stinks and I don't know how it got through but it did.

But then again I remember once being short a 2 cent stamp so drew a picture of one and it went through.:lol:
thats cool lacy.:mrgreen: screw the government.>>:blsmoke:
 

Phynch

Active Member
you can take those plastic mechanical pencils office depot sells in buld hollowem out and dump your seeds in there, put the earaser on and you friend recieves a few pencils in the mail. thats how id do it, that looks fishy bro sorry :(
 

smokinjs

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I think it is a great idea.:clap:

I've sent my friends treats through the mail before and gotten away with it. I've send papers smeared with honey oil and sent it ok. I won't do it now 'cause that stuff stinks and I don't know how it got through but it did.

But then again I remember once being short a 2 cent stamp so drew a picture of one and it went through.:lol:
well if were talking about screwing the system, i got a little something thats pretty cool if you need to send free mail. all ya got to do is put the sender name and address on the middle of the envelope, and whoever ya want to send it to put their name and address in the left top corner(where normally your addy would go). drive around town and drop in a blue mailbox with no stamp. when the mail sorter finds this particular envelope with "no" postage stamp he/she MUST return to sender. and guess whos name is there. !!the person you need to send to!! .....pretty sweet:joint:
 

JayDRO

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well if were talking about screwing the system, i got a little something thats pretty cool if you need to send free mail. all ya got to do is put the sender name and address on the middle of the envelope, and whoever ya want to send it to put their name and address in the left top corner(where normally your addy would go). drive around town and drop in a blue mailbox with no stamp. when the mail sorter finds this particular envelope with "no" postage stamp he/she MUST return to sender. and guess whos name is there. !!the person you need to send to!! .....pretty sweet:joint:

that sounds pretty legit.
 
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