Do You Ever Hang Out With Those Smokers Who Just ....

[ImTheFireMan]

everyone knows if they are comin to smoke over here they have to come with enough to roll their own blunts, and everyone that comes over here knows they if their blunts arent at least a gram they will get laughed at and clowned until the next day.

but we always clown on each others rollin techniques and abilities.

if someone is babysitting the blunt i always ask if its cool if i smoke with them too lol

or
parking on the grass is illegal.

 

[Skunkybud]

That sounds like my brother... we duck and hide cus as soon as he sees you hes telling you "ey man pack a bowl"... I hide in my car smoke my bowl and watch him from there.

hahah yours is a family member too. I said buddy but he's my mothers brother but I don't call him my uncle he's an embarresment. Hes a mess I got drunk with him once and he shit all over him self and fell straight through a wall. Killed my party spot for me but I did drop him on his head so it was even.

Other day I saw my lil brother with him I smoked a bowl and the whole time I said "Unless you can match or contribute at all your fucked" It was funny cuz my lil brother didn't match or contribute but I don't care I like smoking my lil brother up. He occassionally gets cali buds he seems to have buds when I don't its nice.

 

[tip top toker]

i'll rarely smoke my bro out cus he's a lil shite bag with his prison joints, but hey, they get him blattered, so if i do, i just go all out until he whiteys and then i just take pleasure in pushing him infront of lamp post and the like as we walk back home

 

[Handson]

Yeah, that's another one I hate, when your at a party people who claim to be big smokers. Give them a toke and their wasted. Pussies, not that I think it's a good think smoking loads of weed. Just hate people claiming to be smokers when they puff a little.

 

["SICC"]

haha yeah i have ran into that a bunch of times, nothing more annoying like a big talker who cant even toke that much

 

[dew-b]

The babysitter is the one that pisses me off the most. Don't Bogart that joint my friend.

I have to admit to being a cougher myself. 40+ years of smoking shitloads of weed takes its toll. I need to learn to take smaller hits, but it is hard not to try and suck the bottom out of the bong. lol I need a vaporizer.

itsucks getting old. i even had a breathingtreatment the last timei was in thehostpital coughed up some green that has been in my lungs probly from back in the 70's and smoking cigs dosen't help tthelungs. been smoking both for over 30 years. i hatethe bud moochers. they ask got a bud i could get from ya till i get a bag then never gets a bag to give back that bud. got to cut them off fast. the ones to keep are old school the ones that never have papers or a pipe but leave a little on your tray just for theuse of wraps or pipe.

 

[RichiRich]

haha, in the past it was ALWAYS me and my flatmate buying, so we'd sit around, roll it up in green, tobacco, green, tobacco regiment, so once you taste tobacco, with a sprinkle opf green, pass that shit! also alows for self amusement "oh mannnnnnn, i'm so crazily high right now, what about you?" "yeah man, meee too, i'm gonzoed" oh no he isn't! power of suggestion!

lmao "gonzoed" - gonna start using that! haha

We call our physics teacher gonzo

-Rich

 

[dSTDENIZ]

i haate when im extremely stoned
and my bestfriends still wanna smoke.

 

[DocDoom85]

i hate weed grabbers,Evertime my buddy comes by,He has to expect my herb in the light,Grab it, feel how dense it is,All while making hairs and crystalls fall off...

 

[Philly_Buddah]

LOL this is a funny thread.

I used to be guilty of a few of these things, including the "mute" one. When I 1st started smoking when we would get some good shit we would be in a circle of 4-6 people with a few blunts in rotation, at the start I would be talking with everyone and within a few minutes I wouldnt say shit lol. I wouldnt realize I wasnt saying anything until 5 minutes later then I would try to keep up with the conversation but I would fail and get lost in something else but just laugh when ppl talked.

I remember something that happened a few times where someone would stumble on our smoking session if we were in the park or streets, we would let them hit the blunt then they would walk around with it for a while taking a ton of hits and then just disappear. Sometimes we would let it go, this 1 time this kid we knew was tripping on acid and did that, we gave him the blunt when there was 3/4 left we were talking then he disappeared, we went looking for him and found him staring at the ground in a alleyway with the blunt nowhere in sight, we were pissed but we had enough to roll up another one plus the kid supposedly took 4 hits of acid.

 

[Skunkybud]

LOL this is a funny thread.

I used to be guilty of a few of these things, including the "mute" one. When I 1st started smoking when we would get some good shit we would be in a circle of 4-6 people with a few blunts in rotation, at the start I would be talking with everyone and within a few minutes I wouldnt say shit lol. I wouldnt realize I wasnt saying anything until 5 minutes later then I would try to keep up with the conversation but I would fail and get lost in something else but just laugh when ppl talked.

I remember something that happened a few times where someone would stumble on our smoking session if we were in the park or streets, we would let them hit the blunt then they would walk around with it for a while taking a ton of hits and then just disappear. Sometimes we would let it go, this 1 time this kid we knew was tripping on acid and did that, we gave him the blunt when there was 3/4 left we were talking then he disappeared, we went looking for him and found him staring at the ground in a alleyway with the blunt nowhere in sight, we were pissed but we had enough to roll up another one plus the kid supposedly took 4 hits of acid.

I guess after 4 hits of acid anyone coulda done that lol. Ive never had someone come up to me smoking and like steal what we were smokeing thats fucked.

The only thing I'm guilty of is the cougher but its mostly when im in my broskis room he leaves his room door closed at all times he smokes shit tons of butts and weed in there its like a constant fish bowl in there and plus hes got an exterior door for his room door so its air tight so no fresh air comes in unless you leave and a lil wisps in.

 

[Philly_Buddah]

I guess after 4 hits of acid anyone coulda done that lol. Ive never had someone come up to me smoking and like steal what we were smokeing thats fucked.

The only thing I'm guilty of is the cougher but its mostly when im in my broskis room he leaves his room door closed at all times he smokes shit tons of butts and weed in there its like a constant fish bowl in there and plus hes got an exterior door for his room door so its air tight so no fresh air comes in unless you leave and a lil wisps in.

Well these were all ppl that at least 1 person in our group knew so we thought we could trust them so it was fucked when they stole them but for the most part it was almost down to a roach when they got it. I even did that one time. It was down to a small roach so I figured Ill just finish it off then throw it out, little did I know the thing had about 12 hits left in it some ppl were pissed at me because I didnt pass it but it was burning my fingers at that point.