Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

dukeofbaja

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There is a Mormon church in Gilbert Arizona that has a temple stretching high enough above the surrounding houses to be visible from the nearby main road. I commented as we saw it on our way to the movies that night, "We should fuck in that Mormon church parking lot after the movie tonight"

"OK" she said

We went to the movie, enjoyed it, left, and drove back home. Walking in the door, I remembered what we talked about earlier. I reminded her about it, completely in jest, and the thing I least expected to hear came from her mouth.....

"Let's go then"

Well, I thought it about it for a second and grabbed my keys. We drove in almost complete silence for those two miles back to that church on the way to the movie theatre. We got there,I circled the lot and found an obscure enough place to park. Fully expecting to call her bluff, I said something along the lines of 'well, let's get to it then'.

She called my bluff.

So I am getting some awesome head in the parking lot of a Mormon church at 1 am in my 92 Toyota Corolla...I am dumbfounded...but the icing on the cake was when she stopped, stripped her jeans and panties, and started fucking me.

I came quicker than I can ever remember. I am usually anything but a quick cummer, which can be as much of a curse as being too quick a cummer.

We both casually got fressed and drove back home. SHe used her panties to clean the you know what. Those panties were still in the car when I sold it to the salvage yard a few years later. And the girl from that story is now my fiance.

Not the craziest story but I tried to tell it the best I could...
 
when i was about 16 my boyfriend who was at the time 24 was in my room, we were goin at it, kinna kinky but heyy, thats wat we like, so i was tied up, had wax down my back an my mom walks in...we both were naked, hes covered in tattoos,im covered in candle wax an for four years thought i was a virgin, an hes 24...needless to say she freeked out an he pulled on his pants an ran out the window to his car. lucky for us she didnt call the police cause neither of us would have passes the pee test lmao. so the next day i was cleanin my room an found his boxers washed them with my laundry. she checked the dryer to make sure clothes werent in it an found his boxers right on top an freeked out the second time. now just for embaressment she has them framed on the wall for everyone to see


lol an yea im new to the site, wats up wit ppl hit me up if u wanna talk :weed:
 

M0de Grow

Active Member
*NOT A CRAZY STORY* HAHA

I pulled off the side off the road (pretty visible) and had sex on the hood of my car! (:
 

323cheezy

Well-Known Member
when i was about 16 my boyfriend who was at the time 24 was in my room, we were goin at it, kinna kinky but heyy, thats wat we like, so i was tied up, had wax down my back an my mom walks in...we both were naked, hes covered in tattoos,im covered in candle wax an for four years thought i was a virgin, an hes 24...needless to say she freeked out an he pulled on his pants an ran out the window to his car. lucky for us she didnt call the police cause neither of us would have passes the pee test lmao. so the next day i was cleanin my room an found his boxers washed them with my laundry. she checked the dryer to make sure clothes werent in it an found his boxers right on top an freeked out the second time. now just for embaressment she has them framed on the wall for everyone to see


lol an yea im new to the site, wats up wit ppl hit me up if u wanna talk :weed:
Reminds me of a story ....but its not tooo crazy.....
I had been living with this one chick......okay well just going to her house at night to get it onnnnn...chuckle...
I guess her parents bought or paid the rent at this establishment.,,,,appartment...laugh...
So we were always freeked out that old mom and dad might catch on.....
and sure enuff one mourning we woke up early.....somebody was wiggle the door knob.... Fuck i thought ....its her dad and im naked.....:confused:
So i played dumb....and pretended too sleep .....he then karate kicked me in the leg ....so i jumped up and pulled the blanket over my stash (balls and nuts)....
All the sudden the dad and daughter were yelling at the top of their lungs... and im laying naked and even worse moms there tooo.... So the dad ripps the blankey off and exposes the jewels.,.. the mothers now staring at my shlong like she never seen one that magnificent...lolz... and starts blowing me.....jk....
\but seriously at this point i pick up my clothes and fumble with my boxers....and i hit that door running threw the street with my boxers on...finally gettin in my car...;.

The craziest part is the next day a car rammed into that exact apartment and tore down the whole wall.....
I probly would have been there if the parent didnnt kick us out.....true story ...
 
lmao thats crazy shitt, shitt i woulda freeked the fuck out
another crazy story is my boyfriend is a tat artist so he was doin his thing tattooin theses old ppl when in the middle of nowhere he stopped tatting an walked over to me picked me up when i was playin L4D2 with our girlfriend an went into the tiniest bathroom i have ever seen, pulled down my pants an we just started gettin it on, mind u we were bakked outta our minds from afgani weed an the whole time we were doin it, i had the xbox controller still in my hands lmao
 

323cheezy

Well-Known Member
lmao thats crazy shitt, shitt i woulda freeked the fuck out
another crazy story is my boyfriend is a tat artist so he was doin his thing tattooin theses old ppl when in the middle of nowhere he stopped tatting an walked over to me picked me up when i was playin L4D2 with our girlfriend an went into the tiniest bathroom i have ever seen, pulled down my pants an we just started gettin it on, mind u we were bakked outta our minds from afgani weed an the whole time we were doin it, i had the xbox controller still in my hands lmao
spontaneous sex is the best .....just like three days ago....
my gf and me walked in too my room....
I hadnt seen her for a a couple days....
She had on some tights, the black thin spandex type....
So as soon as we walked into my dungeon... i bent her down a litte and slapped each cheek....
The jiggle immeditely cued my animal instinct.....
So needless to say i pulled those damn seethough tights and just banged her styright doggy...
shes the tyupe too like it a bit rough...
the whole time im squeezing her big 34c's with my hands.....
hahaha....
I think i just rammed her for like a half hour straight ....
ahhhhhh .... shes w keepeer....
 
lol that reminds me of a couple days ago i was over chillin wit my guy an his cuz, they were playin xbox, an i got up lookin for bandaids cause my hand got bitten by a pitt bull an i was upstairs, he comes up grabs my hair bends my neck back, bites me on the neck then bends me over an starts fukkin me doggy style, we went downstairs an his cuz gave us a weird look but kept on playin....the bandaids were right in front of the TV the whole time lol
 

323cheezy

Well-Known Member
your always playin video games ....smile.....
i got too many stories this could go on for days....
Id rather be in a new story than tell one....lolz
 

nubiebud

Active Member
I had some wild and crazy sex in a major Dept Store bathroom a few times. In both the male and female restrooms.


Granted I was all alone, but still a great and wild time.:clap::clap:
 

323cheezy

Well-Known Member
lol we love video games, plus there isnt much else considerin that where i live is boring as fuck
Sometimes you got to meet your destination....Nothing in my life has ever stood in my way .. but still i say i gotta get away ..... I gotta go somewhere ...... I dont know where im headin .. I swear im not leaving ....but i gotta run away....:bigjoint::-P:weed:
 
Sometimes you got to meet your destination....Nothing in my life has ever stood in my way .. but still i say i gotta get away ..... I gotta go somewhere ...... I dont know where im headin .. I swear im not leaving ....but i gotta run away....:bigjoint::razz::weed:
o trust me we go everywhere to, its just that there wasnt much places to go an when we play video games is when were bored an dont wanna get shoes on, yea we play alot but hell, thats usually after work when i get home an stuff
 

Ring'n

Active Member
I have 2 decent ones..... They both involve the same girl.

We came home to see my family for a reunion, the night we arrived we went out with my brother and his friends. She and I
were riding in the back of the truck (no more room up in the cab and it was a sausage fest up there anyways...lol)

All we had to sit on was a couple spare tires, she hoped on and went for a ride while the guys were up front, she didnt care if they saw
and I must say getting rode down a road at 45-50 mph is a blast. Not much better than a set of titties and a strong breeze in your face.

Later the same weekend we were at my parents for the reunion, there was a ton of people there, we went out front to the driveway to smoke a fatty,
one thing leads to another and we were going at it in the hood of a car.... Not caring who was where, seeing what, it was very exciting to say the least.

Good times! Too bad she was just as crazy in every other aspect of her life...... But man she could be fun at times.....lol
 
i have alot of crazy stories but the craziest and funniest i think was when i was at a freinds highschool party...

well i was hangin out with my boys smokin the herb etc when this chick we knew tori came around and ofcource she was drunk and i guess picked me to start flirting with... so eventually this girl is un zippin my pants givin me head in the den right by the front door !! i mean she was just bobble heading it.. while people were walkin by gving thumbs up and stuff ,, it was pretty cool intill i said heyyy... lets go upstairs and find a room! so we did and we were maybe 20 minutes into doing it..when i hear a knock on the door .. and its my freind and his mom that just came home. bangin on the door getting threatened and etc ... while this girl iz tryna find her pantys hahahhahha and so im like what are we gonna do ? next thing you know i get a call from another friend saying the police is there breaking up the party soo im like hey me n this chik are not doing nothing wrong lets just stay in here cops arent going to come in here .. so door locked everything hour maybe more goes by when i start to hear the party come back outside... so i peeped my head out the door and learn that the mom and the kid that had the party were both arrested for supplying youngins with booze and everybody had ran to a nearby kids house back yard then relocated after the mom and son were arrested .. so i think its gods payback for interupting us and we stayed in that room till the mom came home at 7 o clock in the morning... at that time i ran out down stairs almost breaking my wrist becuase the mom was yelling ( the cops are here)ofcource i left the girl in the room and the girl never spoke to me again because i didnt help her find her cloths hahahah

another crazy zex story was basically an orgy in my moms ford escape... while one girl drove i fucked each for like 5 minutes then would switch..(these were some lesbian ho's) and ofcource i say drive carefull.. but nope she runs a stop sign ..old cop pulls us over while im tryna switch seats with the driver girl ... i rolled the window down and first thing the cops says is... what are yall doing playing strip poker?? hahahahahahah he made me stand in the road with my boxers while he searched the car ..thank god there was no weed in there i would have gone to jail in boxers..
 
lol thats the shitt, my boyfriend went to jail in his boxers once, the reason tho y he went to jail is cause his crazy ex, he never got charged wit anything an the police even apoligized, but not for him goin to jail in his boxers, they laughed their ass off at that lmao, so did i
 
yea it is a funny scene ... every one was smiling as they drove by.

although the only time i was in jail they had this dude they brought in.... this dude looked like dmx or a football player(big black dude)... but he was in orange boxer things i forgot what they called them it was like johnny bridges or sumthing but we watched him get tased. and stuffed in an isolation cell.... basicaly naked but the funny part was he was fighting back yelling : giv me cloths and shit ... it was hillarious ...intill they took him into our holding block to take a piss and then no one laughed....
 
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