The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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we have lift off the servers have started again, thank fuck, i was actually having to converse with the pot washer there, christ lets all pray to server god that this dont happen again......oh god that was a long fuckin day
 
dura72

dura72

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Paddy's on a bus when a blonde starts breastfeeding her baby. She says, "Come on now & eat up or I'll give it to that man over there." 5 minutes later she says it again & again 10 minutes later until Paddy looks over & shouts, "For fucks sake Missus, will you make your mind up! I should've got off 3 stops ago!"
 
dura72

dura72

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The Times Online:

March 18, 2010
Vienna Boys Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals

-Written by Roger Boyes

I think somebody else should have written that delicate article to be fair.
 
dura72

dura72

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I've passed an audition for the Scottish version of "The Chronicles of Narnia."

It's called, "Lying Pissed in the Wardrobe."
 
las fingerez

las fingerez

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dura72 said:
we have lift off the servers have started again, thank fuck, i was actually having to converse with the pot washer there, christ lets all pray to server god that this dont happen again......oh god that was a long fuckin day
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i was wondering how u managed 2 do it, then just got my proxy up as the site came back online lol
 
dura72

dura72

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i had to talk to my girlfriend ALL FUCKIN DAY coz of that fuckin server problem, and then i had to go to the kids playgroup, fuckin 'pirate petes', to listen to hordes of screamin crying snotty lice ridden shitty nappied special needs lookin sprogs and ive not had a drink for TWO FUCKING WEEKS. wheres my fuckin pump action i'm gonna shoot sum cunt for no reason whatsoever........nah its ok , the whole celtic/tony mowbary thing has chilled me right out....for - nil beating from st mirren hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
dura72

dura72

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i went to the doctors and told him my sex life with the mrs was gettin boring, same routine same position etc so he suggested i should spice it up a bit with sum surprise sex , just grab her skirt up panties down and take her over the freezer, so i gave it a shot...she loved it ....being barred from tescos is a bit shit though
 
dura72

dura72

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My Missus asked me "When your away on your Lads trips, do you think about me?"
Apparently "Only to stop myself coming too quickly" wasn't the answer she wanted to hear!
 
dura72

dura72

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wakey wakey......wot a fuckin time to be up on a non working day....hold on i dont work......fuckin kids woke me up....thats shit. i hate my girlfriend , fertile bitch.
 
rasclot

rasclot

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dura72 said:
My Missus asked me "When your away on your Lads trips, do you think about me?"
Apparently "Only to stop myself coming too quickly" wasn't the answer she wanted to hear!
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dura72 said:
wakey wakey......wot a fuckin time to be up on a non working day....hold on i dont work......fuckin kids woke me up....thats shit. i hate my girlfriend , fertile bitch.
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lol u crack me up dura wot would ur misses think if she read all this lol:joint: puff puff pass sum co cheese:joint::mrgreen:
 
SM4RT3

SM4RT3

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Morning all, how is every one doing this rather fine saturday.

Got a shoppin trip for flower nutes today and a new HVK125A, gonna treat my ladies.

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lol u crack me up dura wot would ur misses think if she read all this lol:joint: puff puff pass sum co cheese:joint::mrgreen:
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Hey Ras... I reckon Dura is madly in love with his missus, calls her Hunny Bunny n all that lol
 
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RiffiX

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morning! half day at work almost over! was gonna plant my seeds last night but my arm is still so bad i cant stand to lift a joint to my mouth with it so i wasnt gonna try moving a wardrobe from the shed to upstairs with one friend to help..
 
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