When's the last time your mom saw your penis?

[renyman]

For me i think it was probably 5 or 6. I think my mom use to wipe my ass for me up until that age.

On a side note, i remember being at a friends house when i was in jr high and my buddy getting this icy hot rub down done by his mom. She was all up on his junk and everything. Remember thinking at the time that it was kinda weird. Now looking back i think my buddys mom was a freak and i should have spent more time over there.

 

[......]

well your mom just pulled mine out her mouth 5 minutes ago

 

[......]

she swallows to if you were wondering

 

[PadawanBater]

lol what a weird fuckin' thread man!

Probably since I started wiping my own ass - I don't really remember when that was, 4 or 5?

Unfortunately I can't say the same thing for her...

 

[BcKuSh99]

she swallows to if you were wondering

she didnt swallow with me i just nutted all over her face n cock slapped her.

 

[indy kuh]

WTF.... Weird ass thread. This Is some four chan shit

 

[rzza]

oh this is easy.
i was 18 years old.
i passed out naked drunk in my neighbors yard somehow and parents woke me up at 6am.
neighbors seen it all too.
GOOD TIMES.

 

[Punk]

well your mom just pulled mine out her mouth 5 minutes ago

Let me go first, I got a small dick.

 

[beardo]

oh this is easy.
i was 18 years old.
i passed out naked drunk in my neighbors yard somehow and parents woke me up at 6am.
neighbors seen it all too.
GOOD TIMES.

i think we might've been neighbors..serious. i think im going to send my mom a picture of my junk now thanks to this thread...so she can see how her boy has grown...she hasnt seen it for awhile shes getting old maybe it'll give her a thrill

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

nothing but weirdo's on this thread!! .....and most are on my friends list!! thousands of my potential kids just died on yur moms face!!! LOL

 

[Hayduke]

Wow!!!!!How about your granny?

 

[BcKuSh99]

i think we might've been neighbors..serious. i think im going to send my mom a picture of my junk now thanks to this thread...so she can see how her boy has grown...she hasnt seen it for awhile shes getting old maybe it'll give her a thrill

hahah

 

[IAm5toned]

granny's give the best gummers, hands down

 

[beardo]

granny's give the best gummers, hands down

and teeth out !!

 

[Biggravy22]

That's something you would have to ask her. Want her number?

 

[KaleoXxX]

this is the most awkward thread ive ever seen....

 

[HoLE]

this is the most awkward thread ive ever seen....

think about the guy who's mother died giving birth,,,,,,My Mommy Never Seen My Penis

 

[justperk]

One of my friends in high school used to walk around naked all the time, like getting out of the shower or changing clothes .. he didnt care who was around

im guessing the only reason his mom stopped seeing his penis is because he went to college haha

i used to have to ask him if he had clothes on or i wouldnt come over

 

[Hayduke]

Looks like PadawanBater got the ax...I'll smoke one for ya bro...gotta be careful...never know when the old man with the badge is lurking!

 

[Secret Jardin]

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