The UK Growers Thread!

SM4RT3

SM4RT3

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dura72 said:
i'm payin 50p a pill( on tic) and doing them for £2, but they are worth it, i mean lookin at it like this 20 'e' or a gram of charlie?? fuckin outta your nut for 2 full days or about 2 hours (or fuckin less if ur mates are around).dont get me wrong fuckin playin with the darkside at the end of it though, lookin for downers and bursting into tears on a tuesday for no apparent reason...oh yes that good old eckie comedown, wankin like a thalidomide with an arm stretch wish, hearing smalll noises in the house as u lie there with ur jaw round the back of ur head, the occasional spastic twitch as ur neurons fire back like the car engine in 'christine'....yes yes yes ......wheres the fuckin prozac before i kill that fuckin budgie...hold on i dont have a budgie.....must be the goldfish thats whistling
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I used to get the comedowns on a wednesday, n when ur crying at adverts u know u need a break lol
 
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BU5T4 said:
LMFAO ahh the good old days of the monday blues. I haven't had an ecce in about 5 years. I used to punt them for a fiver a piece when i was bouncing and was buying them for £1.50 each was prob selling about 300 in two days not to mention how many I used myself lol
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Hey Busta

£5 a pill, u must be goin back a fair few years with those prices, when i was selling em at £1.50, people where selling others at about 75p, but you needed about 20 to just to come up, i sold at 1.50 n only needed 1 to be away with the faires for the night, double drop n ur spine twisted, u gurned like a champ n u melted to the seat.. was good though lol
 
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Just throwing my pics in the mix

Olivia


Lily


Veg @ 6 weeks... Lily was a runt when she started but she pretty much caught upto olivia now, she turning into a beautifull lady... 1 more week till i put into flower... Hopefully. (positioned in same place to get the pics, not the same plant twice)
 
dura72

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I've strapped a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and managed to get the DVLA to register it.

Time to find out whether those cunts really do buy any car.
 
SM4RT3

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dura72 said:
I've strapped a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and managed to get the DVLA to register it.

Time to find out whether those cunts really do buy any car.
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Thanks... I now have "we buy any car dot com, we buy any car dot com" running round my head.
 
dura72

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SM4RT3 said:
Thanks... I now have "we buy any car dot com, we buy any car dot com" running round my head.
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pmsl, i know exactly wot u mean, my tv's on all day so the fuckin advert pops up regular. i carry it around like scabbies at a hippy festival....hold on i know how to shift it.....go compare, go compare
 
SM4RT3

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dura72 said:
pmsl, i know exactly wot u mean, my tv's on all day so the fuckin advert pops up regular. i carry it around like scabbies at a hippy festival....hold on i know how to shift it.....go compare, go compare
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LMAO... that advert is even worse, id rather have we buy any car in my head

DevilishlyKatt said:
Me too haha
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I refuse to ever use those sites or people just on the fact the adverts anoy me that much, sometimes advertising has the adverse effect lol
 
dura72

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im off too, been on too long , my back, neck and shoulders are killing me( broke the back off my pc chair when i threw it at the mrs's last week...fuckin missed the cunt as well , total waste of effort, must remember to do things like that sober when hand eye coordination is better)... just gubbed 2 tramadol....nite all and no footering in bed unless ur gaunna youtube it. tata fur noo.
 
BU5T4

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I'm off too got the bike show in edinburger tomorrow. Up earlyish.

Dura mate you crack me up, if there was a competition for the most entertaining posts you would win outright.

Peace out everyone.
 
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Morning. Time for another fun filled day at work :( at least it's only a half day on saturday. Weathers shite up here now.
 
dura72

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and a its a good morning to u all from me as well. the hangover is a still a memory, albeit a rather fresh one, an i'm in a positive mood today, mite wash the dishes as well.....wwwoooohhhhooooo. got a rather auquard meetin coming up later that should prove entertaing...here goes the situation....last week, met bird ive never met before, goes to party, watch as here friend muffs her, then i , gentleman that i am , sticks bottle up snatch...long story reduced, shes mentions my mates name, tells me hes a good lover, to which i reply , yeah, i know, i sell him viagra..she texts him , he phones me, im still porkin his girl at this point, i deny any memory of said conversation whilst admitting i had met her(playin the wasted man card), i creeap out her house next morning and head to pub...got that all? she now wants to buy viagra and e from me today....for him.
 
dura72

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i love to go on the jeremy kyle show........just to kick that fuckin smug look of his rite off that fuckin pumpkin head
 
SM4RT3

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Morning all

How is everyone this rather rainy saturday, i been up since 9:30 fuck knows why, been awake since 6:30 though, fuckin body clock, now in the process of anoying the neighbours with some Hardcore courtesy of Kutski ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00rd34w )... Takin my niece to watch Alice in wonderland 3D in a bit, so that will cost me a small fortune lol

Im with Busta... Dura for most entertaining posts, i wanna get totally twisted with Dura, gotta be a laugh lol
 
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