For all the twilight haters on RIU

[sarah22]

The books are amazing. No one would be making these pictures, or talking all this shit, if the movies weren't made. TONS of people LOVED the books before the movies were even thought of. And not all "fat tweens", or whatever other names people wanna make up for fans.

With that being said, the pictures about the sparkling are the most funny. I agree, vampires shouldn't sparkle. But that's a small part of the great book.

and you wanna hear the funniest part? lol. out of all the people i know who read and enjoyed the book...im the only fat one! hahahaha

i heard somewhere that she came up with the books after a dream that she had, and the creatures werent vampires, but she didnt know what else to call them or wanted them to be something familiar to people. i personally think that she had been dreaming of the Fae...or as most people know them...fairies lol. yes. im honest to god saying that i think edward is actually a type of fairy lol.

 

[......]

If it means anything.My aunts very obese lol and she hated the book.

 

[sarah22]

If it means anything.My aunts very obese lol and she hated the book.

hahaha ah you're funny dude.

they're good books...but they're not my favourites. there are others that i like more. now, if they did happen to make my favourite books into movies...i might get a little crazy haha

 

[......]

The I am Legend book was good.Just short

 

[sarah22]

The I am Legend book was good.Just short

I am legend was a book? really? i didnt know that...i'll have to look for it. i havent seen the movie yet, but if theres a book, i'd rather read the book. my favourite books are the black jewels books by anne bishop. they're amazing...dark fantasy with the best love story i've ever read lol.

 

[Keenly]

all im going to say is my stupid girlfriend dragged me to both of them and i wanted to murder some babies they were so bad



but then when i took her to see crank 2 she was bitching at me the whole time cause that entire movie is tits ass and guns




i told her, "if you can drag my ass to twilight and i dont bitch you can watch what I want to watch and not complain about it"

 

[......]

I am legend was a book? really? i didnt know that...i'll have to look for it. i havent seen the movie yet, but if theres a book, i'd rather read the book. my favourite books are the black jewels books by anne bishop. they're amazing...dark fantasy with the best love story i've ever read lol.

Yea the books nothing like the movie though.They were both good just pretty different except keeping the vampire theme.

 

[sarah22]

all im going to say is my stupid girlfriend dragged me to both of them and i wanted to murder some babies they were so bad



but then when i took her to see crank 2 she was bitching at me the whole time cause that entire movie is tits ass and guns




i told her, "if you can drag my ass to twilight and i dont bitch you can watch what I want to watch and not complain about it"

haha yep! its a two way street. if she's gonna take you to twilight, you're gonna take her to a guy movie lol. i will never understand why women feel the need to drag their boyfriends to twilight with them...like really? you dont have ANY of your girl friends you could go with? lol i'd never drag a guy to a movie like that...

 

[Johnnyorganic]

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[Budme206]

HAHA
that video was hilarious.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

and you wanna hear the funniest part? lol. out of all the people i know who read and enjoyed the book...im the only fat one! hahahaha

i heard somewhere that she came up with the books after a dream that she had, and the creatures werent vampires, but she didnt know what else to call them or wanted them to be something familiar to people. i personally think that she had been dreaming of the Fae...or as most people know them...fairies lol. yes. im honest to god saying that i think edward is actually a type of fairy lol.

Actually the funniest part is the fact that the universe actually extends beyond you and the people you know.

So you can rest easy in the knowledge you are not the only Twilight fan who is gravitationally challenged.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Why do all fans have to be "fat' or "tweens"? I'm 29. I'm 5'6 and 120 lbs. I'm excited about the next movie coming out in June. However, I don't get psychotic about it.

Speaking for myself, I never said all fans. I said 'target audience.'

Substantial difference.

Your money is as good as theirs, though.

And congratulations on not being psychotic.

 

[Louis541]

and you wanna hear the funniest part? lol. out of all the people i know who read and enjoyed the book...im the only fat one! hahahaha

i heard somewhere that she came up with the books after a dream that she had, and the creatures werent vampires, but she didnt know what else to call them or wanted them to be something familiar to people. i personally think that she had been dreaming of the Fae...or as most people know them...fairies lol. yes. im honest to god saying that i think edward is actually a type of fairy lol.

Really? I Thought everyone already know that. I think we're thinkin of two different kind of fairies though.,

 

[......]

is edward that real pale guy in the pic posted earlier with blade in the background?
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a strung out dope fiend?

 

[hardroc]

Dude+liking twilight=queer.

I don't know what all the fuss is about this movie. I didn't think it was that bad and it is just a movie. Why all the hate towards this movie? I didn't mind watching it with my girl, and dude, I'm FAR from queer.

 

[Louis541]

Its not even that I hate the movie. I was high the one time I saw it, don't remember much about it but all the preteen hysteria makes me hate it.

 

[hardroc]

Yea, I just found it a little on the sappy side, but that's ok I was with my girl so I didn't mind

 

[sven deisel]

yeah its chick flik vamp movie my girl loves them as far as me i think it sucked ass vamps or sposed to die violently in the sun not sparkle

 

[neosapien]

I thought the first movie was alright, it's a movie, they are meant to entertain. Plus Kristen Stewart is cool in my book after seeing this photo.

 

[hardroc]

yea man I'd smoke 1 with her lol