Just gave my clone some beer

[dukeofbaja]

And I am going to give it some pizza and a blowjob to help it along if it doesn't root. All the others did root, I got the new mother I needed, so this one is just for fun/abuse. I am now taking bets on whether or not beer is like miracle gro for runt clones, and also requests for other torture to be imparted to this runt.

 

[eastcoastbud]

if it doesnt like the beer give it some whiskey

 

[Pipe Dream]

lol pizza and a blowjob

 

[dukeofbaja]

To anyone worried about the life of this clone:

I take as many clones as I can to thin out the bottom parts of my plants before flowering. I usually end up with over a dozen, but only need one for a mother. I give away all the ones that do well to other medical patients. All the ones that don't root quick enough for my liking get a sadisti death. I believe this is me playing my part to enhance cannabis genetics everywhere.

Any other good ideas on what to do with this one? The more horrendous, the better.

I let my cats eat my male plants....

 

[CyberSecks]

just be carefull
if u give a male plant a BJ its pollen sacks might burst right in your eye
lol

 

[darkdestruction420]

i know this is a joke thread mostly, but my grandma really does it. lol. she's been gardening for years and using it on the potted plants she keeps. she swears by it but i think grandma is just getting senile. lol

 

[dukeofbaja]

Is Miller High Life alright? Or should I go for some good stuff, like Widmer? Thanks in advance bro! jk

 

[Delux83]

See if it will root in penut butter lol

 

[ImTheFireMan]

ya the heffeweisen

or go dark to match the nutes, newcastle.

 

[jawbrodt]

Dump some vinegar on it, and bring that damn PH down! Don't you realize that's the reason why it didn't root?


LOL

 

[eastcoastbud]

Maybe Zima will do it good, u know what just piss on it that might even make it better

 

[connorbrown]

See if it will grow with candles. L oh fucking el.

 

[masterd]

stick it up ur arse and ur faeces will be like super rooting hormone


PS not joking

thats how i get 100% success with roots,they are usually running with legs in 3 or 4 days

 

[kmoo]

oh my no no no lol

 

[masterd]

kmoo knows..... she helped me out one day

 

[Delux83]

stick it up ur arse and ur faeces will be like super rooting hormone


PS not joking

thats how i get 100% success with roots,they are usually running with legs in 3 or 4 days

lmfao thats funny shit how many you root at a time with this method

 

[Pipe Dream]

lmfao thats funny shit how many you root at a time with this method

lol
he generally likes to dip as many as possible into the rooting solution.

 

[masterd]

lol, as many as will fit

 

[dukeofbaja]

So funny enough, I forgot about the 3 clones and left them int he dark, no light no water for 3 days. I was cleaning the other day and went to throw them away, checking for roots first....

The only one that had roots was the beer drinker. The other two were still living, but not a trace of roots. The beer consumer is now living in my veg layer, and is named 'wolf lady'. It sounded right at the time.

True story!

 

[littlegreenthumb420]

hahah i wouldnt use good beer i would rather drink it your clone will be dead in the next couple days any ways. btw your best bet is bud light its mostly water anyways