This order form must be used within 2 weeks
If you downloaded this order form more than 2 weeks ago, visit the website to get the
updated version as shipping address changes often.
Also refresh your browser or manually clear your cache.
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YOU MUST READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY TO PLACE AN ORDER WITH
US. THIS WILL ENSURE YOU GET YOUR ORDER QUICKLY AND SAFELY. DO
NOT MAIL YOUR INVOICE. Use the order form A or B below
We have two ways to make a purchase.
(“Form A” and “Form B” on the following pages)
1. Computer Order “Form A”: (Recommended for your safty and security)
Order
online by creating an account with your name and mailing address and then shop by adding products
to your shopping cart and then proceed to the checkout where you receive an order number. This
order number is five digits long and is the safest way to make a purchase.
2. Non Computer Order “Form B”:
If you don’t want to give any information online, then you print
out our Non Computer Order Form (or if you do not have a printer, just write with a pen and paper)
CURRENCY: On the right side of the webpage,
you can select your currency. (see fig. A)
1 USD = 1 CND
Currencies we accept:
Canadian (CND) - For orders within Canada Only
American Dollar (USD)
British Pound (GBP)
Australian Dollar (AUD)
Euro (Euro)
Payment Methods We Accept:
Cash Only, no exceptions, ever. We have been in business for over
10 years and reliable because of this. Cash leaves no paper trail for your safety. If you don’t feel
comfortable mailing cash that’s fine, we don’t want you to do anything your not comfortable doing. But
you have to shop elsewhere and hope for the best. Use your own judgement. Hopefully you trust us
because a friend already told you how reliable we are and that we have the best products available.
If you have a large order over 1500.00 please contact us before you mail your order.
Fig. A
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Mailing Instructions: ---- READ CAREFULLY---
Ship to us using regular mail. Only Canadians can ship to us using Xpresspost with tracking, but
DO NOT
request a signature, we will not sign for mail.
All international orders
(everyone but Canada) MUST USE REGULAR MAIL. Orders from outside Canada
cannot be sent to us with tracking as they all require a signature.
You must use Standard size Envelopes NOT THE SMALLER SIZED ENVELOPES. Standard size is the same
size as the envelopes you get for credit card statements. (There are many reasons why we do not accept the
smaller sized envelopes)
DO NOT
USE PADDED BUBBLE BAG ENVELOPES. They can be searched.
STANDARD SIZE ENVELOPES
or Birthday Card with it’s Envelope are only accepted. (Please try to avoid
Birthday Cards) Never, ever declare currency inside, it will be stopped by customs. Do not declare “documents
inside”. Regular mail in a standard sized envelope does not go through customs. Make it look like an everyday,
normal letter. It’s actually safer for you if you do not put a return address on the outside of the envelope, but
only if you use the correct potsage and you properly filled out the Order Form. If your not 100% sure, place
your return address on the main envelope (top left corner), or inside on the blank pieces of paper.
***USE CORRECT POSTAGE***
. If you are not mailing within Canada, your postage is a more
expensive International Rate. Check your local post office or look online for your postal rates.
IMPORTANT: To hide cash from being visible when held up to the light,
Place Cash and your Order Form
inside a page from a regular magazine, like cars (not a plant mag) or use a page from a local flyer or a dark
piece of paper.
You must fold the edges around them and tape it well. Then use 2 blank pieces of paper
and fold them like how a credit card statement is folded and place your taped order form and and payment inside
and tape the payment to the blank paper so it never goes to the edge and is centered. This adds structure
to your envelope so it will pass through automated sorting machines easily, and it makes it look like a regular
piece of mail that is a few pages long. Be cafeful to keep the envelope fairly thin, not bulky from bad folding.
When your finished, hold it up to the light and just blank paper should be visible inside. Try to avoid low qual
ity
envelopes, if you main envelope is lower quality, tape all four corners and the seam where you lick it. You
should always do this anyways.
PREFERED:
You can also simply just place cash and the order form in a smaller envelope, tape it well
everywhere, then wrap it in 2-3 sheets of blank paper, then place it inside a standard sized envelope. It is
possible to do this with 2 standard sized envelopes as well, just make sure all four corners are taped on the
inside envelope.
Shipping Regular Mail
is very fast and safe. It’s actually faster than Express Mail. Regular mail does not go
through customs, so it’s the safest and fastest way to have your products shipped. No one opens regular sized
envelope’s, so regular mail is the safest and fastest way to send and recieve your order.
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NEVER PLACE TAPE DIRECTLY ON CURRENCY
NEVER FOLD BILLS OR YOUR SHIPPING LABEL
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tape payment to center of blank pages
TAPE
TAPE
Cold and Hot
weather or
CHEAP tape can
FALL OFF. Use
PEN INK if you
do not have good
tape
Our genetics are all from British Columbia, but our warehouse is located in Ontario for faster global
shipping and safety. It’s much better for you if you recieve a letter from Ontario, not British Columbia, because
BC is famous for one thing
We have been doing this for over 10 years, and it is very stealthy for your privacy.
Never write the name of our website or full name of products anywhere. Never write personal comments
EVER. Email us if you have any questions, but read our FAQ before you email. You should never have to email
us and it is safer not to do so. Thank you for reading carefully, it is a bit much for a simple order, but we want
to make sure you get your order problem free, and reading for 5 minutes is the best way. We only want happy
customers, and we even offer a delivery guarantee so you can order stress free.
PROPER WAY TO LABEL YOUR ENVELOPE. You would be surprised how many people mess this up. Do not
write anything else on the envelope.
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Only use the shipping label below
Mail your order using our shipping label below. Just cut inside the dotted lines then use clear packing tape and adhere to
your regular STANDARD sized envelope. Make sure the label will not fall off. If you don’t have tape then PRINT NEATLY
EXACTLY AS SHOWN. Remember our shipping address changes often, so mail within 2 weeks. If you downloaded this
shipping label over 2 weeks ago, visit our website, clear your cache in your browser and download the latest version
(it may still be the same)
Use Our Shipping Label
T.S.
P.O. Box
1529 STN. B
London, Ontario N6A 5M3
CANADA
Cut inside dotted line
PLACE
Correct
Postage
Your Return Adress
(optional)
TS
P.O. Box
1529 STN. B
London, Ontario N6A 5M3
CANADA
Be 100% Certain our label is TAPED
WELL so it will not fall off. If your
worried, Print our mailing address
exactly as shown
(do not alter the format)
and PRINT NEATLY
Send us your mailing address computer printed (or written neatly below) on paper or a sticker label using Font
size 14 (same size as our shipping label). You must use the exact format as the example. Use the
2 letter
abreviation, not the full name of the state/province. This ensures computer mail sorting can read it properly.
Don’t forget to include your Apartment Number if you have one, and your Country. Do not send us those
stupid small stickers that are only meant for return labels.
Your Real Name
1234 Any Street Apt# 123
your city, state/province, Postal/Zip Code
Country
YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS
(PLEASE USE A COMPUTER PRINTED RETURN LABEL IF YOU CAN)
FORM A - MAIL THIS PAGE
For Computer Orders
DO NOT WRITE ANY PERSONAL COMMENTS
If you don’t have a printer, write your return address neatly. Use your real name, the post will not always deliver
mail with a fake name. IMPORTANT: Use the correct format as stated above.
WRITE YOUR ORDER NUMBER below. You get this 5 digit number when you order online during the
checkout process. If you can’t find this number email us.
PREFERRED:
For even better security, do not mail this page, just include your printed return shipping label
and write your order number on a piece of paper.
ORDER NUMBER:
Example
T.S.
P.O. Box 1529 STN. B
London, On N6A 5M3
CANADA
Cut inside dotted line
Cut inside dotted line
Send us your mailing address computer printed (or written neatly below) on paper or a sticker label using Font
size 14 (same size as our shipping label). You must use the exact format as the example. Use the
2 letter
abreviation, not the full name of the state/province. This ensures computer mail sorting can read it properly.
Don’t forget to include your Apartment Number if you have one, and your Country. Do not send us those
stupid small stickers that are only meant for return labels.
Your Real Name
1234 Any Street Apt# 123
your city, state/province, Postal/Zip Code
Country
Quantity
ORDER ID
(ex CD HP)
COST
YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS
(PLEASE USE A COMPUTER PRINTED RETURN LABEL IF YOU CAN)
FORM B - MAIL THIS PAGE
For Non Computer Orders
SHIPPING (PICK ONE)
Regular Mail WORLDWIDE
(RECOMMENDED)
Canada with Tracking
Outside Canada with Tracking
TOTAL ENCLOSED
$
DO NOT WRITE ANY PERSONAL COMMENTS
DO NOT use full name
of Product
$1 USD = $1 CND
$10
$20
$25
CIRCLE ONE
Example
T.S.
P.O. Box 1529 STN. B
London, Ontario N6A 5M3
CANADA
If you don’t have a printer, write your return address neatly. Use your real name, the post will not always deliver
mail with a fake name. IMPORTANT: Use the correct format as stated above.
Phone:
Email:
Cut inside dotted line
Cut inside dotted line
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CHECKLIST
I have carefully read all the order instructions because it is
important if I want everything to run smoothly. By following these
instructions exactly, I will have a successfull transaction.
I understand you care about providing outstanding customer
service and you will exceed my expectations if I take the time to
read everything before placing my order. If I am confused I will
read the online FAQ before emailing support because it’s in my
best interest to keep email use to a minimum. I will always have
a polite tone in my emails and realize you are trying to help me,
not out to get me.
I have included correct payment with shipping fees, my return
shipping label has my real name and I did not forget my
apartment number if I have one.
My payment is properly wraped/taped in a folded
magazine/envelope and not visible when held up to light. I have
also placed that inside 2-3 blank pieces of paper and it is not
bulky from bad folding. It looks like a regular STANDARD sized
letter which is a few pages long.
I have included the correct postage and understand that
international postage rates are higher than local rates. If I am
unsure of the postage, I will check at my local post office.
I realize it is safest to order online by using the order number
(“Form A”
so that I do not send any written names of products
or product codes. It is even safer for me to not send the actual
printed “Form A”, I can just send my printed shipping label, and
my order number printed just below. If I am 100% sure I have
the correct postage, I do not need to place my return address on
the outside of the main envelope.
I understand delivery times do vary. You may confirm receipt of
my order in just a couple days, but it could take longer to come
back because post times vary. I will not blame you for slow
postal times as they are out of your control.
The most common mistakes people make is:
1. Forgetting to include their Apartment Number when they register online and also on
their return shipping label
2. Not using correct postage. If you do not use correct postage, your letter will be
returned to you if you have a return address on the outside of the envelope.
3. Forgetting to send us their Order Number.
4. Not Folding up the edges of the magazine and taping it with the payment inside.
5. Being impatient with the mail delivery times. We understand your eager to get
started, but please understand that the post times do vary, and they are out of our
control. Please don’t send us angry emails assuming we ripped you off. Most of these
angry email come on a Sunday night when the post does not deliver. We get some
really nasty violent threats, then these same people usually apologies on Tuesday
when their order arrives. But these emails are upsetting to us on a personal level
because we work so hard to get your order shipping with 24 hours of it arriving. So
please be kind.
Also keep in mind that the odd piece of mail just takes a week or two longer because it
can miss it’s connecting postal truck by a couple hours once or twice. So you have no
reason to email us unless it’s been 4-5 weeks since you mailed your letter. Normally
most orders are delivered much quicker than that, but we can’t do anything and
immediately send you free replacements if it is simply delayed. Please, sincerely don’t
yell at the people trying to help you. If something serious does go wrong, just be
honest with us and polite. We will most certainly help you, but we don’t like to help
angry people. Honesty will go far with us. If your going to take an angry tone with us
and accuse us of stealing from you because the mail is a day late, please don’t even
bother ordering from us. We don’t want to deal with you. Take your business
elsewhere. We have been around for over a decade because we are honest.
If you’re happy with our products and services, please don’t post online. We prefer
to stay under the radar, so just use word of mouth. If you had a problem with us, you
should at least give us the benefit of the doubt before bad mouthing us online.
Anyways, thank you for choosing us, we are certain your expectations will be
exceeded, because afterall, we do have the best genetics in the world.