The man code - extended

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I dont know man if the girl is like jenna jameson hot I might stick around and wait for her for another 45 minutes.
 
eza82

eza82

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that was my thoughts, i would wait for a "10".
In fact I wait almost that long for the wife ;)
 
JustAnotherFriedDay

JustAnotherFriedDay

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eza82 said:
that was my thoughts, i would wait for a "10".
In fact I wait almost that long for the wife ;)
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a 10 would respect you a hell of a lot more for getting on with your life instead of waiting for her to never show up.

if she's calling you saying she's on the way etc, then obviously wait...no more than 20 minutes without a phone call from the set time tho...cmon man...its just a damn woman.

now maybe if your going to pick her up and she postpones a bit because she wants to look super good for you..thats a completely different story.
 
JustAnotherFriedDay

JustAnotherFriedDay

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if you have her number shes gonna be there next time. i wouldn't waste my time though unless she had a legitimate excuse like the hospital or something..even then she could be bullshitting
 
JN811

JN811

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You cant take the list so literally. Obviously there will be exceptions to the rules, using judgement. Id say I agree with the majority, but even so Im not going to dictate my life around it. Lmao. Its for fun.
 
eza82

eza82

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JN811 said:
You cant take the list so literally. Obviously there will be exceptions to the rules, using judgement. Id say I agree with the majority, but even so Im not going to dictate my life around it. Lmao. Its for fun.
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hehehehe, you understand !! Its the "unspoken" rules of being a bloke... this is not a guide :wall:

JustAnotherFriedDay said:
if you have her number shes gonna be there next time. i wouldn't waste my time though unless she had a legitimate excuse like the hospital or something..even then she could be bullshitting
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In the spirit of the thread, JAFD, Please refer to rule #48 & #111 and fear you may be violating #58 right now.....j/k :bigjoint::lol:
 
RockstarEnergy

RockstarEnergy

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and like you said in the first post, this was a gag gift to hang in someones pool room. of course its gonna be long. if you go into any novelty beer store you can find tons of things like this. i once saw a poster for the rules of beer pong and it looked like a ten page college essay...no ones gonna follow it exactly.
 
JustAnotherFriedDay

JustAnotherFriedDay

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RockstarEnergy said:
and like you said in the first post, this was a gag gift to hang in someones pool room. of course its gonna be long. if you go into any novelty beer store you can find tons of things like this. i once saw a poster for the rules of beer pong and it looked like a ten page college essay...no ones gonna follow it exactly.
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that beer pong constitution is actually legitimate and was established in the late 1800's.

sure, no one follows all those rules it would be too much work.

I know it's all for fun
 
Louis541

Louis541

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RockstarEnergy said:
sorry but unless you intend to date one of the two girls, #2 is irrelevent. considering the possibility of a conflict due to sex would be very UNMANLY and will/should earn you the title of "princess". the bragging rights far outweigh any negetive results. especially if you have already dated one. having sex with a bitchy EX's best friend is perfectly acceptable and whatever happens afterwards is between the two women and thier female code. my friend had sex with a girl and then her best friend and he is now and forever "the man". hooking up with a girl and the brain do not go hand in hand.

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That's what I was thinking. That's not a man rule. Fuck it if they find out it's too late by then anyway.
 
sarah22

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RockstarEnergy said:
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sorry but unless you intend to date one of the two girls, #2 is irrelevent. considering the possibility of a conflict due to sex would be very UNMANLY and will/should earn you the title of "princess". the bragging rights far outweigh any negetive results. especially if you have already dated one. having sex with a bitchy EX's best friend is perfectly acceptable and whatever happens afterwards is between the two women and thier female code. my friend had sex with a girl and then her best friend and he is now and forever "the man". hooking up with a girl and the brain do not go hand in hand.

am i right eza??

heres a good on for the list

-MEN get haircuts at BARBERS, salons/stylists are for WOMEN. if you're haircut costs more than 15$ including the tip and involves more than scissors and clippers...you're name is princess.
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no no you dont get it...lol

what i was trying to explain there, was to use your head. if you try to sleep with 2 girls who are best friends, they're going to talk. and when they talk, they're both going to be pissed at you and you wont get laid at all. so either pick one friend and stick to trying to nail her, and then maybe another chick on the side that she doesnt know, or dont try and fuck 2 girls who are close friends. i've been in this exact situation and all the guy got was a pretty serious bitch fest from my best friend :D hahaha

i understand it doesnt really matter, as you're not trying to be considerate of their feelings or any shit like that...just that unless the 2 girls are dumb as bricks, if you try and hook up with best friends, they WILL tell each other and you'll be left with your right hand. or left...depending on your personal preference.

its not about considering the possibility of a conflict, it would be "princess-ish" to be pondering these things...but im saying that if you want the end product...which is the opportunity to blow your load, you need to think ahead. failure to plan is a plan for failure. :bigjoint:
 
TrynaGroSumShyt

TrynaGroSumShyt

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biggun said:
OK, Here's one.... If you are out hiking or hunting with your buddy, and he stops to take a piss and get's bit on the dick by a snake it is your job to make him as comfortable as possible, until he passes, because sucking out the poison is not an option... PEACE
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no homo!!.. but i'd suck the shit out of my homies dick if he got bit(if it would help) , cuz hell he cant do it.
 
sarah22

sarah22

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eza82 said:
:backs out the room quietly:
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lol think about it logically. would you actually be able to stand there and watch your friend die knowing that you could have helped by removing the venom? im pretty sure that saving a persons life isnt gay ;-)
 
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