what is the best non-violent form of revenge

[resinraider]

As for email addresses all you need to do is troll for every gay newsletter and forum and sign him up for the newsletter, they will need another account soon

I did this once to a guy. I stold his pics fromn facebook. U need to use ur own email cuz u need to activate the acc after they send the activation code. I put his phone number address email full name and pics up. its not much of revenge but its funny

 

[resinraider]

Ide set him up. I'm not a rat and I don't really condone puttin ppl in jail for shit like this but he has done it twice. Besides, puttin him in jail will keep him outta my garden too

 

[resinraider]

Oh. When u set him up, do it with child porn or sumthin that way he will be fuct for the rest of his life. That is if he doesn't lose it in jail for being a pedafile

 

[captain insaneo]

Ay yall remember that burning someone's car or property carries a life sentence period. You don't wanna set a car on fire and spend the rest of your life in jail wishing you had put stinky cheese in his shit instead!

that varies from state to state, most times it has to be occupied for that to be the sentance.

 

[streetlegal]

make him listen to Green Day for any amount of time.

+rep.. lordy lordy

 

[plantsinpants]

well i just suscribed him to like 50 gay sites all ranging from travel to " coming out" lol rofl lolll
also a couple of crack-cocain treatment seminars and i found a condition called " MICRO-PENIS" LMAO but unfortunately this condition doesnt have its own newsletter,,
this all feels a litle good but there must be something worst i can do over the computer, i wish i had his facebook/e-mail password.. i saw him pull in to the liquor store yesterday i almost stoped to,,,, you know,, beat the snot and shit out of him

 

[plantsinpants]

and this is in no way meant to mock homo's,,,
i dont mind queers,,, its thieves that i hate with a passion

 

[DTR]

if you dont want to call the cops id just tip off some nasty people that the dudes got 5lbs
if you dont want to hurt him pose as a hot chick wanting it and give out his his g/fs his moms address/#
and maybe a chain around the axle of his truck then to another car his house telephone pole etc
but if he knows you know he did it and is a snitch ontop of being a thief id just tip off the cops he needs to learn
get a dog like others have said a few pitbulls and even cops wont go in your backyard w/o your permission

 

[bigwheel]

First step is to forgive the young man for his treachery. Remember forgiveness is not an emotion but rather an action. You forgive him by acting as if you have forgiven him. Then it would be a good idea to pray for him, for his health, prosperity etc. The Bible indicates this will heap coals of fire on his head. Give it a try.

 

[rreign]

I've read through this and honestly, there's some great plots both good and bad here. You don't want to do anything that could help him out, ie messing up his car, house or otherwise. If he has good insurance then you're only hooking him up. I could give you some non-violent (to him) but very personal things to do. Fire is great for things like this. I won't say anything to totally incriminate myself here so I'll just get on with it.

Honestly, I have to agree with the guys that mentioned forgiveness and karma. I assume the guy might have been hard up for cash or bud, either way, what he did was wrong. Maybe you should kind of pay it forward. Let him know that you know it was him and you don't appreciate it. Tell him you'll split it with him. You get half your shit back, and you paid it forward. IMHO and not to be a dick but as the saying goes... "Fuck me once and shame on you, Fuck me twice and shame on me"

 

[northeastern lights]

I say dump his oil and put the plug back in, see how far he gets with no oil, Mwahahahahahahahaha



Might I add insurance will not cover it.

 

[jumboSWISHER]

if u wanna fuck with his truck, put sugar in the gas tank. it will melt inside the fuel injector and cost mad bank ta fix... or u could go a diff way and give his gf the clap.. haha jk of course. but in all honesty i would pay a homie to ski mask his lil ass and see how a few days in ICU makes him feel... thats alotta bud bro

 

[bong hoger]

take a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of his car!!!
or get people to rob his house or get A hit man. In south africa you can get someone killed for about 500$!

 

[Murfy]

this same thing happened to me about 8-9 years ago
i'm still sittin on it
when i do fuck the guy up no one will be lookin at me
COLD

 

[Ricky Williams]

Damn man thats terrible. Stole from you not once but twice!!

Go onto Craigslist into the personal ads and post an ad for him under men seeking men. Leave his phone number and say to call anytime day or night. Better yet leave his address and ask for people to come by.

After about a hundred phone calls and people coming by in the middle of the night "looking for company" he will get the point.

Use that with a couple of suggestions already mentioned and you will be well on your way to getting some revenge. Good luck and don't let his thievery go unpunished.

 

[kid cannabis]

well you clearly need to improve security. but he is a fucker.

id say fuck none violent and i jump this kid and beat him within an inch of his life and put a starter pistol to his head and pull the trigger. but thats just me. as my old high school football coach said some people just need a good ass whoopin and theres no substitution for it.

but if your set on non violence id take a baseball bat to his truck and glue all the key holes to his truck and house then steal his license plate and wallet and make it very hard for this fucker to prove his identity and clear all this up

 

[bloatedcraig]

Firstly that amount of weed stolen needs a beating and maybe missing fingers, that is mental how you KNOW who he is and he STILL has knee caps.

Anyway read this once, you can freeze cans of shaving faom, take the tin off and it stays solid till it thaws out and then it rappidly expands.. Fill the fuckers truck and house with these.

 

[captain insaneo]

the thing about insurance is if he has a $6000 truck and he put $20000 in upgrades into it, the insurance company still says it is only worth less than $6000, which means they will only pay up to $6000 like wise i am guessing he has a normal deductible of $500. and contrary to what the commercials say his rates will go up. If you report it to your insurance company they will start to watch you like a hawk, for speeding tickets to parking violations just to justify raising your rates or to drop your coverage at missing a payment by a day. if you can get chlorine(bleach, pool shock, draino) into the engine oil it will seize the engine and make it un-rebuildable
or take the cash for clunkers route
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IcIxhd8ks

 

[smokedupnburnedout]

give em whatever u can get ur hands on to knock him out drive withem in the trunk about four hrs away dope him up on whatever then sen him down a dirt road all fucked up on whatever u can get ur hands on butt ass naked.he'll get picked up sooner or later by the police n not be able to remember his name.make sure to remove all id.id force feed him a water/lsd/whatever scripts i can get ahold of.plug his nose while hes on his back jus dont let him drown.jus a lil at a time!!call him a week later to see if he can copp some but mostly jus to hear the story.on ur way back stop by his truck n torch it.then repeat steps a year later n so on for five yrs.itd be like a new holiday.call it wheres waldo day

 

[formlessqarrior]

dont do anything you did something to deserve this and agreed on a soul level, plant more seeds and move on, life is short, you may die on your way to plot on him, either way you will die someday and all that pot you woulda smoked wouldnt of mattered, but its your life you shouldnt put up with it, so move on and not put up with it, that is non violence, ghandi said - an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind, the earth has plenty of space plant seeds